Threadjacking!

[von Boom]

It seems that the hair on my head has imperial ambitions. It seems to be moving from my head and setting up a colony in my nose.

[Barrington Boots]

You are not the only one! My hair has been in steady retreat for a while now. I suspect the fate of many a Squaxx is to turn into Bill Bailey.

[Bolt-01]

I look forward to being able to dance!

[Definitely Not Mister Pops]

It seems that the hair on my head has imperial ambitions. It seems to be moving from my head and setting up a colony in my nose.

I haven't been to a barbers in ten months and I'm starting to look like some kind of Top Gear Presenter

[Tiplodocus]

Nope, wrong on all counts.

I was too fat.

Never stopped me. Though I was actually sent off once for being fat. The ref gave me a yellow first then about five minutes later said "I warned you about being fat, I booked you for being fat but you've ignored me and are still fat. So off!".

[TordelBack]

I have both versions of the Ewok victory song stuck in my head all week.  Both versions. I expect to be written up in a medical journal shortly.

[Funt Solo]

I have both versions of the Ewok victory song stuck in my head all week.  Both versions. I expect to be written up in a medical journal shortly.

Here you go: this'll shift that pesky ear wurm.

[TordelBack]

Here you go: this'll shift that pesky ear wurm.

What's most disturbing is that I knew exactly what that link would be before I clicked it. And I did it anyway.

[The Legendary Shark]

Never stopped me. Though I was actually sent off once for being fat. The ref gave me a yellow first then about five minutes later said "I warned you about being fat, I booked you for being fat but you've ignored me and are still fat. So off!".

Ha! I am so stealing that for my autobiography! ;-)

[TordelBack]

Ha! I am so stealing that for my autobiography! ;-)

Presumably to be entitled "fin".

[von Boom]

Ha! I am so stealing that for my autobiography! ;-)

Presumably to be entitled "fin".

I would have thought "The Whole Tooth and Nothing But the Tooth".

[The Legendary Shark]

Shark the Herald Angel.

Obvs.

[Funt Solo]

"Cut juries to one!" screams Judge Dredd

[Smith]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9199365/Sigma-male-archetype-akin-alpha-mocked-online.html

Even Daily Mail is dunking on Teddy Spaghetti (aka Theodore Beale) and his Socio-sexual hierarchy. 😆

[Woolly]

So there's a twitter thread doing the rounds all about crappy waxworks, and this one of Doc Brown looks suspiciously like Pat Mills to me...