Quote of the Day

[Byron Virgo]

Have you got a favourite saying or phrase that you have? The best one I've heard today has to be:

"I probably spend all of my money on hay." (Brian Blessed)

[Matt Timson]

Description of somebody losing their temper that I heard last week:

"...and that was that- he was in his rocket and the fucker went to the Moon!"

[Byron Virgo]

"There are people out there, your Rambo types, who say 'Yeah, I'm hard, I'm cool, I want the biggest owl in the world!'"

[ukdane]

I'm finding one a week at the moment in 2000ad. I'm always on the look-out, ever since "Transsexual Lightning!".

This week, it's Jack Dancer's simple-but-to-the-point "BuggerBuggerBuggerBugger!"

[Byron Virgo]

"All praise the great God Klaavor, and his gift of transexual lightning!"

;)

[DavidXBrunt]

There's a line in the blurb of Eric Sykes' autobiography that describes his optimism as being 'able to always find a daffodil in the dustbin of life' which is rahter endearing and sweet, and probably something to aspire to.

Belting book. I could quote chapter and verse from it.

Hmmmmm. Eric Sykes. Chapter. Verse. Does that mean Hattie Jaqcues would be playing Hannah Chapter.

[Art]

"I'm Top Bitch now!"*

* obviously not quite as good as "Where's your fahking tool?"

[Floyd-the-k]

"No matter where you are
Everybody needs some kind of ventilator"

[Carlsborg Expert]

" Borag Thungg Earthlets" !?

Our lips are sealed.

Fun Boy Three.

[Floyd-the-k]

one of my other faves is from Dance Dance Dance by Haruki Murakami: "keep dancing"

[Quirkafleeg]

Geek mode on...

"It's too bad she won't live! But then again, who does?"

Geek mode off

[LARF]

Classic from a meeting yesterday:

"That's so cheesy! Have you been dipping your pencil in the fondue again?"

[wb]

1 "The dude abides"

2 "f**k you, you carwash bitch"

[Funt Solo]

"Fuck-a-doodle-doo"

"Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen"

[Woolly]

"I need a coffee to loosen my toffee.."