Life Spugs because...

[Bolt-01]

Oh no! I had mine go on the Bolt mobile a couple of years ago- not a cheap job.

[Dandontdare]

arse - After a dull morning at work twiddling my thumbs 'cos it was so quiet, and even wishing I had more work to do; I've come home and remembered an important job that I should have done but forgot about. Tuesday will be interesting.

[Bolt-01]

... Mrs Bolts laptop has a really annoying piece of Adware on it. Its called (I believe so far) XP Secrity tool and it pretends to finds stuff. I'm seeing if a good dose of AVG gets rid of it before trying anytihng new...

[I, Cosh]

... Mrs Bolts laptop has a really annoying piece of Adware on it. Its called (I believe so far) XP Secrity tool and it pretends to finds stuff. I'm seeing if a good dose of AVG gets rid of it before trying anytihng new...

http://www.2-spyware.com/remove-xp-security-tool.html

http://www.myantispyware.com/2010/03/16/how-to-remove-xp-security-tool-2010/

[Cyberleader2000]

I missed my parcel this morning and now I have to wait till Tuesday before I can go pick it up its got all the stuff I ordered to finish off the model kits I'm working on at the moment arrrrrrrrrrrrr there goes my plans for the weak end now I got to find something elses to do.

[The Legendary Shark]

I can think of several things that'll give you a weak end.

[Mike Gloady]

I've got a few sure fire hits. 

SNAILS IN MORROCO being top of the list.

[The Doctor Alt 8]

Badomn boom tish

[House of Usher]

My 2000ad arrived in today's post folded at the middle from left to right. Do I read it and store it, or read it, buy another one and store that?

[The Legendary Shark]

Iron it.

[Roger Godpleton]

Coke straw.

[Richmond Clements]

My copy of MW2 has stopped working!

[Dunk!]

'Cos under pressure from my beloved sibling i agreed to create a wedding invite image for her friend. Taking, for my troubles, the princely sum of bugger all.

Now we're into the 5th round of tiny tweaks, and my patience is wearing thin.

Hey Bridezilla, it's fuckin free to you, but soaks up my time.

My small press pages call to me from across the room...

[SuperSurfer]

Oh dear. I know your pain, Dunk! I have a lifetime of that. Projects for friends and relatives are to be avoided. Nothing like paying properly for work to sharpen a 'client's' mind.

[IAMTHESYSTEM]

My place of work got done over. They smashed the glass door and threw the safe down the stairs to break it open. Very, VERY bad tuesday.