Phale chronozon! Brink comes to pass

[norton canes]

From this week's Popbitch mailout:

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was booked on Late Night with Seth Myers on Tuesday; an appearance that very neatly timed with Trump's arrest and arraignment. She and Seth insisted it was total coincidence, that her appearance had been booked a long time in advance – but there'll be at least one DC insider convinced this was all written in the stars.

Early on in her career, AOC once had a campaign manager who took a very mysterious approach to media bookings. One day, she called AOC in a state of intense agitation, demanding to know why she had booked in to do media appearances "today of all days".

Unsure what the significance of the date was, or what horrendous faux pas she had set herself up for, a panicked AOC immediately offered to cancel the appearances, asking what the problem was.

"Mercury is in retrograde!" came the earnest answer

Prepare for the Mercury Event

[Funt Solo]

Vovek sent her.

[JohnW]

Nothing to concern us. Just keep taking your regular doses of Nudge and everything will be fine.