Uncomfortable Plot Summaries

[radiator]

Just been having a read through these, raised a chuckle or two. Basically it's the premise of various films/comics etc distilled into one snarky sentence. Favourites include:

ALIENS: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.
BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.
BLADE: Obsessed loner stalks minority group.
SERENITY: Men fight for possession of scantily clad mentally ill teenage girl.
RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK: American yahoo murders soldiers and desecrates religious artifacts for money.
STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE: Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands.
TERMINATOR: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.

And slightly more on-topic -

JUDGE DREDD: Fascist thug in bleak dystopia is cheered.

Link: //http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2009/04/uncomfortable-plot-summaries/

[Peter Wolf]

Texas Chainsaw Massacre eranged Lunatic with anger management issues mis-uses chainsaw.

The Exorcist :Young girl with behaviour problems gets sent to bed and  verbally abuses priest and makes improper sexual suggestions.

Blade 2 :A bit like the first but not as good but features a very fit looking female vampire.

[worldshown]

Liked this one at the bottom of the page.

WATCHMEN: Homosexual destroys New York, blames God.

[Richmond Clements]

Sppokily enough- I was trying to do this very thing at work yesterday with the plays of Shakespeare.
The best one I could think of was for Hamlet: Emo might kill uncle.

[TordelBack]

Merchant of Venice:  Cross-dressing anti-semitic lawyer bails out investors.

And specially for House of Usher:

Macbeth:  Mad bitch in murder suicide pact.

[Dandontdare]

2000ad : Immigrant with eating disorder predicts violent future

[Peter Wolf]

Terminator 3 :Hostile takeover by machine led military industrial complex with an unethical and unsound enviromental policy.