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Richmond Clements

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uncle umps umpty candy
« on: 17 March, 2003, 10:55:14 PM »
Uncle Ump is alive and well and making white chocalate and raspberry cookies for McVities.
Have you tried them? MMMmmmmmmmmmm....

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Re: uncle umps umpty candy...
« Reply #1 on: 18 March, 2003, 02:57:10 AM »
You're not wrong, they're delicious!  Got some cheap at the market months ago and haven't seen any since.  Impounded by the judges perhaps?  (Which would explain why the Chief Judge is scoffing them)

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Re: uncle umps umpty candy......
« Reply #2 on: 18 March, 2003, 03:59:55 AM »
Impounded! Why didn't I think of doing that?
After all, I am, kind of, the law.
Instead, I have to buy them at my local Iceland.
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Re: uncle umps umpty candy.........
« Reply #3 on: 18 March, 2003, 04:38:24 AM »
what kind of the law are you rac? should i hide the jewels?

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Re: uncle umps umpty candy...........
« Reply #4 on: 18 March, 2003, 06:03:29 PM »
hide your bright shiney objects, alchohol and daughters.
Though, of course, not nesissarily in that order.

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Re: uncle umps umpty candy...........
« Reply #5 on: 18 March, 2003, 07:36:01 PM »
The thing that I've encountered that comes incredibly close to being real-life Umpty is Milky Way Magic Stars. They even beat Jaffa Cakes, which is *very* scary.