HELLO I'M THE PENIS MAN!

[Kennel]

YES I AM :angry:

[House of Usher]

Hunh?

[TordelBack]

Oh it's a broad church alright.

[LARF]

erm, er, interesting intro... so you are a cock?

[House of Usher]

He's the penis man. But then, so is half the population. The clue is in the word 'man'.

[Wils]

I am the Penis Man
I come from down your way
And I can play

"What can you play?"

I can play the banjo, banjo, banjo
I can play the banjo
Banjo, banjo string

[Roger Godpleton]

I only ever use mine to urinate. Does it have any other uses?

[House of Usher]

I only ever use mine to urinate.

Sticking to your New Year's resolution so far, then?

[TheEdge]

I only ever use mine to urinate. Does it have any other uses?

Hatstand, Sock holder.  


Using it as a pointer during a powerpoint presentation may get you a written warning from your workplace. I've no idea why??

[LARF]

I only ever use mine to urinate. Does it have any other uses?

I often make my wife laugh by hanging a piece of clothing on mine. At Halloween you can put a white T-shirt on there, turn out the light, exercise your muscles and it makes an effective ghost!

[Kev Levell]

I didn't open this thread initially, thinking it might be the sort of thig you just don't need to see on a monday morning...

Welcome Penis-man, are you a supervillian escapee from a Tijuana bible?

Just teasing.

[Roger Godpleton]

NSFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShTm8MnUAjo

[TheEdge]

HAHAHAHQHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA



BWAAHAHAHAH hahahahah


I'm Penis mans Arch enemy



PUSSY MAN     i love the pussy

[Kerrin]

Hello Kennel, you Swedes are just ker-ray-zee. Having a nice welcome to the boards.

[vzzbux]

I do cock push ups, but I only ever manage one.




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