Go home now

[Trout]

Given the way this country is descending into chaos, your evil ruler wants to add to Britain's nightmare.

It's just after 3.20pm and I'm leaving work now.

I command all of you to down tools and leave your places of work immediately!

Go on, take the rest of the afternoon off.

- Fishy despot

[Oddboy]

Given the way this country is descending into chaos
What with the fire department on 48hr strike and 1/2 the tube stations closed, I don't think any more chaos is a good idea...

[Matt Timson]

Don't forget the f*cking trains- they've been in Chaos for at least the last two years.  I don't remember the last time my better half made the London-Leicester run and actually got in on time.  And when I say "on time", I'd settle for just fifteen or twenty minutes late...

We wouldn't mind so much- but it's seventy quid a pop for f*ck's sake!  No guarantee of a seat- even though you've booked one- no guarantee of the train actually showing up at all- but f*ck help you if you get on the wrong train at the wrong time with the wrong ticket!

Thieving scum...