From the mouth of babes...

[DaveGYNWA]

Well I got this from the girls this morning (first day of their holidays, which I was fully aware of):

Me: So girls, getting ready for school then?
Girls, in unison: No, we're on holidays you plank.

I've only got myself to blame.

[hippynumber1]

Some funny stuff here, but I keep waiting for this thread to devolve into something supermodels say thread. Which could be equally hilarious/cringeworthy. 

If that's what you want: I was watching the regional news with a (now ex) girlfriend and they were doing the usual vox pop thing. Noticing the statue in the main shopping area I said "They must be filming in Nuneaton, that's the statue of George Eliot." To which my ex said "No it isn't, it's a statue of a woman."

[JamesC]

My girlfriend: is Danny DeVito dead?

Me: No, I don't think so.

Her: No it wasn't him. Who's that other little actor who's like Danny DeVito? He died recently.


Turns out it was Bob Hoskins!
Does anyone else get Bob Hoskins mixed up with Danny DeVito?

[shaolin_monkey]

My 10 year old 'Everyone in my class is best friends with each other, except the ones that hate everyone.'