I still say his helmet's too small.
I still say his helmet's too small.
F*ck off Scott.
Look at my pitcher!
(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/25024/ShitDredd.jpg)
I should be in the prog!
I love star wars me. Any others out there share my interest.
What's that song that goes "la - la la la - la"? It's got "love" in one of the verses.
Hi guys I found this amazing brand new picture from the new Judge Dredd film and as obviously none of you will have ever seen it before I am going to start a brand new thread about it
(http://www.shadowlocked.com/images/stories/news/010_November_2010/23/karl_urban_as_dredd.jpg)
I love metal, me. Here are some of the metal bands I have been listening to lately. Slayer are better than the Beatles.
Killblood: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZOW8ZuLG2o
Trogsmorg: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRxzLYElZi4
Sire of Trogsmorg: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtH68PJIQLE
Vengeance of the Bilvardorg: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJL1APHzyCw
You are ignoring this user. Show me the post (http://HAHA SUCKERS!)
Does anyone know what the capital of Andorra is?
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c118/button71/Kylie-Minogue-118-1.jpg)
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/funny-gifs-talk-about-intelligent-design.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/PxWNt.jpg)
Look at Anderson's tits!
Stinking bishop
Fucking Labour Shagging up the country. aint never voting for them again. Bunch of arses.
What do you mean the marketing droid is aiming events, competitions and products at new readers, NEW READERS????!!!! They might want different things than me. Why isn't everything aimed at the literally 10s of middle aged men who have been reading since it started and always will do?
All 2000ad celebrations should be in my lounge and all competitions run by Tharg coming around to my house and asking me some questions.
Its not fair!
I fucking hate sexism but my name is forever attached to the women's underware thread.
I fucking hate Ted Hughes, me.
I resign, but my last act as a mod is to promote Roger to modhood.
I fucking hate sexism but my name is forever attached to the women's underware thread.
Cunts
Check out this laughably awful piece of reader art.
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c118/button71/mcdreddProg427.jpg)
Check out this laughably awful piece of reader art.
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c118/button71/mcdreddProg427.jpg)
Do you remember Marathons? Now there was a chocolate bar. What ever happened to them? And don't try to tell me they became Snickers, because that is an entirely different thing, smaller and with fewer nuts and sickly caramel. People who think that probably think Jaffa Cakes are a cake and actually like the Magic Roundabout movie.
I'm really a slightly deranged female comic reader, I shall now post some bad poetry, make inane comments but it makes no difference as I have breasts and you shall all fawn over me in attempts to impress me.
I always thought it must be great to have boobs, and thus wield a special kind of power over a significant proportion of humanity. Now I have a nascent set of my own I'm less impressed, and the only power they seem to have is engender pity and/or amusement. Peversely my interest in them when on ladies hasn't abated.
P.S. Why does that particular attention seeking forum member get the goat of so many here?
Let's not make this personal, dickheads. ;)
Anyway this thread used to be so much better back in the day but has gone downhill since then and is now officially shit. I might split this into chunks and randomly merge it with other threads to help improve everything.
Friendliest place on the web, me hole!
Friendliest place on the web? Me hole!
Honestly, its becoming like Bizarro Millarworld in here.
I think it's because he knows John Wagner. And could blind you with his thumbs.
Having been away for 24 hours
I feel
compelled to de-lurk
to say this forum has gone to pot since I was around and was posting every five minutes!!!
Can't the 2000AD PR department get their act together and use an intern or some illegal immigrant to sort it out in their spare time?!! A fan with passion would do a much better job than a trained, paid professional and they would get a great portfolio project to boot! Everybody wins!!!
Why are they named after an Italian Socialist anyway?
The girl with the Dragon Tattoo. What a load of rubbish, it was a film billed as being a mystery concerning a dead person, but the person wasnt dead, merely Australian. , and for a long film it contained, literally, only a handful of words in English - wtf?!?
And in a pathetic attempt to woo the American audiences, they made Elizabeth Shaw dress like that bird off NCIS, still, you do get to see her bum, so not all bad.
2/10.
POST-STRUCTURALIST EIDOLONIs this the place for that kind of discussion? Aren't there enough football (soccer) forums out there for macho balding 40-something blokes to talk about 22 men kicking a pigs bladder around a park for 90mins? This is a 2000AD / sci-fi related nerdlingers forum you know.
POST-STRUCTURALIST EIDOLONIs this the place for that kind of discussion? Aren't there enough football (soccer) forums out there for macho balding 40-something blokes to talk about 22 men kicking a pigs bladder around a park for 90mins? This is a 2000AD / sci-fi related nerdlingers forum you know. Sigh.
I can't make it out from those picture but fingers-crossed we get a rockin' sex scene as 'I am the Law' blasts from the Lawmaster's stereo.
I hope Lena Headey gets her A$$ raped to fuck- because I like girls!
I hope Lena Headey gets her A$$ raped to fuck- because I like girls!Alan Moore delurk alert!
It was wrong of me to tell everyone that this site has a secret section.
« Last Edit: Today at 17:10:45 AM by some prick who's a mod »
If the limbs don't move, they're not toys. They're wives.
If the limbs don't move, they're not toys. They're wives.
FTFY.
Friendliest place on the web, everyone!Incidentally, I am so rich your whole house would fit inside my servant's steam room.
I am not turning down the money, I am turning down you. I want nothing to do with you. Ever since I met you everything I've ever cared about is gone. Ruined, turned to shit, dead, ever since I hooked up with the great bikini kill. I have never been more alone, I have nothing. No one, alright? It's all gone. Get it? No. No, no. Why? Why would you get it? What do you even care, as long as you get what you want? Right? You don't give a shit about me. You said I was no good. I'm nothing. Why would you want me, huh? You said my snark was inferior, right? Hey, you said FTFY's were garbage. Hey, screw you, man. Screw you.
Shut up, cunt. You louse. You got some fuckin' neck ain't you. Retired? Fuck off, you're revolting. Look at your suntan, it's leather, it's like leather man, your skin. We could make a fucking suitcase out of you. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat bastard. You look like fucking Idi Amin, you know what I mean? Stay here? You should be ashamed of yourself. Who do you think you are? King of the castle? Cock of the walk? What you think this is the wheel of fortune? You think you can make your dough and fuck off? Leave the table? Thanks Don, see you Don, off to sunny Spain now Don, fuck off Don. Lying in your pool like a fat blob laughing at me, you think I'm gonna have that? You really think I'm gonna have that, ya ponce. All right, I'll make it easy for you. God knows you're fucking trying. Are you gonna do the job? It's not a difficult question, are you gonna do the job, yes or no?What a film!
We must not be content with arguing. We must have an argument about the argument!
Internet over-achievers.
We must not be content with arguing. We must have an argument about the argument!
Internet over-achievers.
You're not seeing the bigger picture, shit-for-brains.
You are misrepresenting my views.
ANALists
When I've completed a massive shit, here's the order in which I perform my ablutions:I just grab a passing slug and use that.
1)Wipe upwards away from ball sac while standing and peering down toilet to see what I've done
2) Pick nose with left index finger
3) Wipe on butt cheek
4) Pick ear wax out with right index finger
5) wipe on butt cheek
6) give final wipe to whole arse area
7) Flush
8) Wash hands
How do you do yours?
I just grab a passing slug and use that.
Not those oversized helmets, thats for sure. >:(
I have this ace script for a Dredd film does anyone want to read it.
V
Sometimes I don't know what to say to people.
I hate comics, they suck the big one, I long for
the day when marvel is long gone, Comics are for
pre-pubescent moronic slime Who've got nothing
better to do with their time,
The one I most hate
is Superman, An underpant wearing flying phallic
gland, On Krypton he collects his strength and
girth, I wish he'd been aborted at birth,
I hate
Dan Dare and the Mekon with no hair, They live in
space, I wish they'd stay up there, stupid comics
full of space ships, I'd rather read a magazine
full of gardening tips, Batman and Robin help
people out a tight spot, Batman and Robin so
fucking what, They live in Gotham, what do they
want, a clap?
If they lived in Bradford they'd
still be crap, Swamp thing I really do despair,
Looks like a marshmallow with seaweed of hair,
What kind of hero is that supposed to be, A
walking giant sea anemone, Come and join me in the
human race, Where there's no super heroes in
cartoon space
This is a supposedly tongue-in-cheek post I think is a sly dig at other posters' opinions/personality traits/foibles, but which actually demonstrates my own shortcomings and prejudices to just as great an extent.
RACIST
I like comics and sci-fi and shit so I hate sport of any form and it really upsets me that other people seem to like it.
Speak for yourself. I haven't read the thing in years…As far as I am aware, the last thing 2000AD wants is you, of all people reading it.
Anyway, it's not 'comics'. It's 'sequential art'.
So many boarders have vanished. Who is killing them?
So many boarders have vanished. Who is killing them?
I don't give a damn what they say on the John Byrne forum – Bolland/Leach are THE definitive Aaron A. Aardvark artists.
Comics creators watching this board then sneering about it on Facebook.
This post did not happen.
Yeah?
I look at these overpaid players and each has the same attitude and mannerisms of all the bad matey mates who jeered at me and chose me last at team pick time. 24 years ago!! And all the homo-erotic jokes can't hide the fact I'm still bitter.Wayne?
I look at these overpaid players and each has the same attitude and mannerisms of all the bad matey mates who jeered at me and chose me last at team pick time. 24 years ago!! And all the homo-erotic jokes can't hide the fact I'm still bitter.
no I fucking wasn't!I look at these overpaid players and each has the same attitude and mannerisms of all the bad matey mates who jeered at me and chose me last at team pick time. 24 years ago!! And all the homo-erotic jokes can't hide the fact I'm still bitter.
I was usually picked second last. The stinky fat kid always got picked last.
I hate popular people
Tharg hates us all.
Prince Phillip definitely murdered Diana.
Prince Phillip definitely murdered Diana.
Without a doubt; but was he actually driving the Punto, or was that the Queen's cousin? You know; the monstrously deformed one they usually keep walled up in the secret room in Glamis Castle (see The Invisibles Book One), that we know exists because there's more windows than doors.
Explain that!
the large print giveth, and the small print taketh awayOne of my all time favourite songs...and I could on my hand the number of people I know who know it. Thanks for posting.
Class.
Send by pre-paid mail a photo of yourself, two dead creeping charlies, and a self addressed stamped envelope to:
the Tropicana Motor Hotel, Hollywood, California, c/o Young Tom Waits
the large print giveth, and the small print taketh awayOne of my all time favourite songs...and I could on my hand the number of people I know who know it. Thanks for posting.
Never needs ironing.
Nobody is denying that a FEZ is indeed a hat.
Our argument is that pictures of a Monkey wearing a Fez are quite commonplace and to qualify, it has to be a monkey in a different kind of hat.
Is it me or does the Dredd Trailor makes it seem that the 'future' is happening in a couple of weeks?well... It is.
Anyone else watch man vs food? A 18 foot wide pizza, how cool is that!'MAN V. FOOD' – not 'man vs food'. Jesus Christ, can't people get the simplest thing right?
I'm going to buy a white van and sell it to CF as being an actual film used prop........
I hope this film is good, but it will never be as good as the comic.
I never did get to see the tits on that bird on here that whinged a lot and upset everyone.....
Everyone seems to have forgotten that Bob Holness was the first Dredd. :(
It's Friday so here is an example of a man on an epic quest for beer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2XeVs4wqdE&sns=em
Me too, But I liked the bit where he achieves six pack better!It's Friday so here is an example of a man on an epic quest for beer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2XeVs4wqdE&sns=em
I liked the bit where the guy fell over!
Think my avatar winks freak me out on my iPad!They are unsettling.
I love Mr Soap!
I love Mr Soap!
Call yourself a comics fan!
A pus-like goo just at my lower back, he said it was normal :(
I hope you're sitting down for this, because I'm about to tell you something that will shock you.
It was raining. RAINING I SAY!!
IN IRELAND OF ALL PLACES!!!
Had some pretty heavy thunder storms today. What's the weather like in your neck of the woods.
He's been undercover at the Brussels summit, working to accelerate the dismantling of the architecture of pseudo-capitalism, and in his spare time giggling at the statue of the little boy having a wee.
2000AD is the new bogroll!
So it goes.
So it goes.
What do you think the plot for Dredd 4 should be?
What do you think the plot for Dredd 4 should be?
Well, as were talking about the new Dredd film, im really enjoying Dog the Bounty Hunter at the minute on Pick TV.
(http://i.imgur.com/Dy185.jpg)
As im new to the show, i thought id google Mr Dog, and i find out he's a Barnsley lad born and bred! Who'd a thunk it, huh?
I hate superheroes SO MUCH. I commissioned a bunch of artists to draw Dredd and Alpha and Slaine MURDERING all the STUPID CAPED LOSERS in order to show HOW MUCH I LOVE 2000 AD. No one who reads 2000 AD should EVER SULLY THEIR SHELVES with SUPERHERO GARBAGE. 2000 AD is the most sophisticated comic of all time. NO OTHER COMIC has ever dealt with complex issues in the same way. RACISM in Nemesis, HOW BUSINESSMEN ARE BAD in Button Man and WOMEN in Shakara Book 3 are proof that 2000 AD is not fit for STUPID AMERICANS. It is your duty to go on to other comic forums and inform other people that they are STUPID FOR LIKING COMICS THAT AREN'T 2000 AD.
I hate superheroes SO MUCH. I commissioned a bunch of artists to draw Dredd and Alpha and Slaine MURDERING all the STUPID CAPED LOSERS in order to show HOW MUCH I LOVE 2000 AD. No one who reads 2000 AD should EVER SULLY THEIR SHELVES with SUPERHERO GARBAGE. 2000 AD is the most sophisticated comic of all time. NO OTHER COMIC has ever dealt with complex issues in the same way. RACISM in Nemesis, HOW BUSINESSMEN ARE BAD in Button Man and WOMEN in Shakara Book 3 are proof that 2000 AD is not fit for STUPID AMERICANS. It is your duty to go on to other comic forums and inform other people that they are STUPID FOR LIKING COMICS THAT AREN'T 2000 AD.
I'm happening on your're mom's face.
Your're mom took a hell of a beating
Julius Caesar, Nero, Caligula, Galileo, Da Vinci, Mussolini, Burlusconi, your boys took a hell of a beating!
I hate superheroes SO MUCH. I commissioned a bunch of artists to draw Dredd and Alpha and Slaine MURDERING all the STUPID CAPED LOSERS in order to show HOW MUCH I LOVE 2000 AD. No one who reads 2000 AD should EVER SULLY THEIR SHELVES with SUPERHERO GARBAGE. 2000 AD is the most sophisticated comic of all time. NO OTHER COMIC has ever dealt with complex issues in the same way. RACISM in Nemesis, HOW BUSINESSMEN ARE BAD in Button Man and WOMEN in Shakara Book 3 are proof that 2000 AD is not fit for STUPID AMERICANS. It is your duty to go on to other comic forums and inform other people that they are STUPID FOR LIKING COMICS THAT AREN'T 2000 AD.
If that cover was made into a poster I'd buy it.
(Poster made, one sale!)
The strongest evidence yet, of the existence of the 'God particle', has been discovered.Needs to be in the Science is so drokkin...etc thread
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/higgs-boson-evidence-god-particle-reported-fermilab-physicists/t/story?id=16695742
If that cover was made into a poster I'd buy it.
(Poster made, No sales!)
Yeah, well I've been reading 2000AD since prog 1.
In China they are called the Yeren, in Vietnam Rock Apes, in Australia the Yowie and in America the Sasquatch.
The strongest evidence yet, of the existence of the 'God particle', has been discovered.Needs to be in the Science is so drokkin...etc thread
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/higgs-boson-evidence-god-particle-reported-fermilab-physicists/t/story?id=16695742If that cover was made into a poster I'd buy it.
(Poster made, No sales!)
Needs to be in the covers etc thread.Yeah, well I've been reading 2000AD since prog 1.
Needs to be in the how do you read your ...etc thread.
If anyone's interested here's some footage of me on my summer hols weeee! (driving along the coast)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cKpzp358F4&sns=em
Honest, it was me, honest.If anyone's interested here's some footage of me on my summer hols weeee! (driving along the coast)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cKpzp358F4&sns=em
You can't pull the wool over our eyes so easily, Mister. Can't be your summer hols. The shadows go the wrong way. Think we're stupid here? Don't try and mug us off.
Moistened bints with scimitars.
This was my downfall.
36 pages and I still don't know what this is about :oThat really should go in the 'What Things are About' thread.
The Juews are the men that will not be blamed for nothing.
Women's new bible!PAH
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/313930_10150899090761636_1406307195_n.jpg)
The Juews are the men that will not be blamed for nothing.Belongs in the Ripper thread...
All irregularities will be handled by the forces controlling each dimension. Transuranic heavy elements may not be used where there is life. Medium atomic weights are available
All irregularities will be handled by the forces controlling each dimension. Transuranic heavy elements may not be used where there is life. Medium atomic weights are available
Magnet and Steel (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bkm-epzhGA) have been assigned! Bloody love that programme.
I watched Attack of the Clones again tonight. Holy shit is that one crap movie.
I endured Attack of the Clones again, tonight; holy shit! It is a "crap" film.
That \/
The creative team for Lost Girls 2, has just been unveiled.GTF! That is the funniest collection of humanoids I've ever ---- scene!!!
(http://i.imgur.com/vBVrq.jpg)
2000AD and the Megazine should be on sale in cinemas while DR£DD is showing.
Ethel Merman changed her name from Zimmerman. Bob Dylan was also once Bob Zimmerman, but he changed his name to Dylan.
Maybe they were trying to cover up their Jewish roots? Probable anti-semites. Add 'em to the list Dano!
Rob schneider is a cunt. Discuss.More antisemitism.
V
Say what you like, Stallone looked exactly like the character.
Say what you like, Stallone looked exactly like the character.
Yeah, Nimrod.
Dredd is not played by Woody Allen= Alex Garland is an anti-Semite. If you object to this fact, you too are antisemitic.
Oh I'd love to construct a clever and logically viable post to back up my post, but if I do, you'll just accuse me of being a right wing nutter.
That's just what Hitler would have said.Aye but Johnny Alpha sorted that norm scum out!
***j*, ***j*, ***j*, ***j*, can you hear me, ***j*? Your boys took one hell of a beating.
Andrew Currie draw good boobs.
I fell in love with Marjorie Liu after googling and seeing only one pic of her.Was it this one?
I fell in love with Marjorie Liu after googling and seeing only one pic of her.Was it this one?
(http://knittingiceland.is/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/IMG_4938-340x340.jpg)
Was this photo taken at the Basingstoke bi-annual-urban-giraffe leg-warmer-fettle?I fell in love with Marjorie Liu after googling and seeing only one pic of her.Was it this one?
(http://knittingiceland.is/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/IMG_4938-340x340.jpg)
I don't know who that person is, but I feel a strong attraction towards her.
EDIT: One quick google later: ooh, she's all creative and geeky too. Yum.
Not a tree, the leg of a cold giraffe.I fell in love with Marjorie Liu after googling and seeing only one pic of her.Was it this one?
(http://knittingiceland.is/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/IMG_4938-340x340.jpg)
I'm gonna photo-shop my pasty Irish self into that pic, replacing the (sock-covered?) tree.
I suspect its only a matter of time before we see photos of him rioting after losing at the footie and telling people he knows best how they should be governed.
Now that he's such a hot property, many disparate nations have tried to claim ownership of Michael Fassbender. But, seeing as he's a curious blend of the Teuton and the Celt, doesnt that make him, in essence, English? Or, at the very least, Proto-English?
I suspect its only a matter of time before we see photos of him drinking a cup of tea, and being polite to people.
....I'm afraid poor Mrs Fassbender would have to be fucked all ways by all comers before the English Defence League could adopt him as their poster boy.
....I'm afraid poor Mrs Fassbender would have to be fucked all ways by all comers before the English Defence League could adopt him as their poster boy.
Or at least win wimbledon
I'm watching Resident Evil: Extinction on one of the satellite channels at the moment, and I have literally no clue as to what's happening from scene to scene.
Brendan1- What became of Fonky's body?
Anyone for the last few choc ices now?
Anyone for the last few choc ices now?
Must you bring Irish politics into everything?
I just witnessed an ad for Salad that used Spike Milligan and the Goons as its soundtrack. Using dead people to shill your products is just pure evil. This is proof (if any were needed) that vegetarians are pure evil.Unless it's Soylent Green (spoiler.)
KOOM SSKRREE!
If we exist in a multiverse containing universes of all kinds might we be in a universe that is within a multiverse that contains just one universe?
Then technically you couldn't call it a multiverse.
Does a set which contains all sets contain itself?
Sausages or bacon. YOU DECIDE.Sausages *wrapped* in bacon.
fifty pages? FTW!
Lagos, Nigeria.
Attention: The President/CEO
Dear Sir,
Confidential Business Proposal
Having consulted with my colleagues and based on the information gathered from the Nigerian Chambers Of Commerce And Industry, I have the privilege to request your assistance to transfer the sum of $47,500,000.00 (forty seven million, five hundred thousand United States dollars) into your accounts. The above sum resulted from an over-invoiced contract, executed, commissioned and paid for about five years (5) ago by a foreign contractor. This action was however intentional and since then the fund has been in a suspense account at The Central Bank Of Nigeria Apex Bank.
We are now ready to transfer the fund overseas and that is where you come in. It is important to inform you that as civil servants, we are forbidden to operate a foreign account; that is why we require your assistance. The total sum will be shared as follows: 70% for us, 25% for you and 5% for local and international expenses incidental to the transfer.
The transfer is risk free on both sides. I am an accountant with the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC). If you find this proposal acceptable, we shall require the following documents:
(a) your banker's name, telephone, account and fax numbers.
(b) your private telephone and fax numbers —for confidentiality and easy communication.
(c) your letter-headed paper stamped and signed.
Alternatively we will furnish you with the text of what to type into your letter-headed paper, along with a breakdown explaining, comprehensively what we require of you. The business will take us thirty (30) working days to accomplish.
Please reply urgently.
Best regards
Abdhul Yabhidahbidu Mohammed
Darts should be in the Olympics.
Fontist
The Olympics cost 15 Billion? You could have sent SIX robots to Mars. Then alongside Curiosity, there would be SEVEN ROBOTS ON MARS LIKE IN THE COMICS
That's some really dodgy photoshopping in that poster. The layers are all over the place and just look what they did with the filters. And the original artist has his apexes all wrong.apices
That's some really dodgy photoshopping in that poster. The layers are all over the place and just look what they did with the filters. And the original artist has his apexes all wrong.apices
Be pure. Be vigilant. Bee hive.Apiarist.That's some really dodgy photoshopping in that poster. The layers are all over the place and just look what they did with the filters. And the original artist has his apexes all wrong.apices
I never beelieved that about Sherlock Holmes.
The Final Solution, does that have a sting in the tail?
The Final Solution, does that have a sting in the tail?
Turns out Johnny was just hibernating.
That's no dishwasher, that's my wife.
That's no dishwasher, that's my wife.
Tautology.
To answer your question, my droog, it's about a banda of lewdies and their horrorshow antics in search of ultraviolence and golly.
That's no dishwasher, that's my wife.
Tautology.
*googles definition of tautology...........*
Yes, that was my point.
It's about 137 minutes.
I was told I had been stung by a 'Medusa' jelly-fish...only later I recalled, while inebriated, I burned my leg on a lightbulb over the harbour wall.
I was told I had been stung by a 'Medusa' jelly-fish...only later I recalled, while inebriated, I burned my leg on a lightbulb over the harbour wall.
(http://www.schamper.ugent.be/files/imagecache/regulier/images/Rowley%20Birkin%20QC.jpg)
BIG DECISION TO DO! MMmmmmmm :-\Yes.
BIG DECISION TO DO! MMmmmmmm :-\Yes.
One fly meets another fly buzzing around some dog shit. The first fly says to the second fly:
'Haven't seen you in a while. Where have you been?'
Second fly answers:
'I've been on the sick'
I live in Scotland; if I really wanted to see a pished ginger cunt naked, I could just hit the local clubs and start buying rounds. Why do the photo editors of every major newspaper think such a sight holds any interest for me?:D
As to whether it's legitimate threadjacking, well threads have ways to, y'know, shut these things down.
(Ugh, I can't even make a weak joke about that man without feeling physically ill).
On train to London, but in First Class! :-)
On train to London, but in First Class! :-)
Fame has changed you, Goaty.
FREE THE GODPLETON!
FREE THE GODPLETON!
HAIL THE GOAT
(http://www.nectuk.org/USERIMAGES/billy-goat.jpg)
When was the last time you can remember more than a few hours passing here when COMMANDO FORCES wasn't baiting Pete Wells or JOE SOAP wasn't telling someone they were talking shite? Molch-R was frantically trying to contact radiator yesterday, and Goaty posted last night that he was travelling first class to London.
Lucky, lucky, lucky bastards.
Don't know what you means? Trip to London this weekend was months plans cos of my friend's baby christening.Great alibi! I will hang around to photograph the lot of you mincing up the red carpet.
P.s it was £20 extra in first class advancing!
Careful. That’s Lord Goaty and Senior Street Judge Burdis now.
Pleased to see Dredd and Death had a cameo (possibly repeat appearances) on The It Crowd.
Do this look like it's cooked properly to you? I'd best give it ten more minutes just to be sure...
I watched the second half of a film on the net last and it was okay. I forget it's name!I saw that too.
I watched the second half of a film on the net last and it was okay. I forget it's name!I saw that too.
I watched the second half of a film on the net last and it was okay. I forget it's name!I saw that too.
i missed the second half but saw the first, what happened to the guy?
Is that the thing with him out if that other film in it? You know - him that's married to that woman.
I watched the second half of a film on the net last and it was okay. I forget it's name!I saw that too.
i missed the second half but saw the first, what happened to the guy?Is that the thing with him out if that other film in it? You know - him that's married to that woman.
What happened? Well, in the end, it was just a sledge or something.
...And yes, that's the man, but I think you are thinking of a different woman, they've never been married.
I'm on the trainThat's great, mate. Mind if I retweet that?
Should I go met people and watch the screening?
Should I go met people and watch the screening?
You're the reason they are there! You have been touched by the hand of Alex and will be sacrificed Wickerman-like in a gaint Judge Giant outside the cinema, you have to go, but of your own accord...
Should I go met people and watch the screening?
You're the reason they are there! You have been touched by the hand of Alex and will be sacrificed Wickerman-like in a gaint Judge Giant outside the cinema, you have to go, but of your own accord...
Should I get Judge as bodyguard?
I disagree.You're wrong, I really don't, honest.
More tea vicar?No thanks it makes me fart, but i'll have that fuck off cream bun.
Pops you handsome genius
I was too busy drowning in your dreamy eyes,' you might respond
Your logic is as solid as your jawline
it's difficult to think straight in the presence of a fine specimen such as my self
And then you might swoon
I'm entitled to my own opinion. Provided its just to encourage the persecution of minorities. If its on movies I haven't seen, that makes me a prick.
co-incidentally, same first name, but I actually enjoy heroes and CGI.Well I want all of that, the CGI, the heroes - and I'll buy the T-shirt!
Although, I may have t-shirts made: Temponaut the Smighty (as in to smote)!
Temponaut- I don't believe you. Yeah, I'm callin' you out, sucka! IF your name is really "Gavin", that would make THREE GAVINS hereabouts- he of the block, he of the shite, and you. And there cannot possibly be three Gavins, as I have never met a single Gavin in real life. Oh, wait, yes I have, he was mad and carried a sword and looked like Jimi hendrix. But other than him in 42 YEARS I have met NO GAVINS. Therefore, the odds against THREE GAVINS being here on this tiny board are extreme. So yes, there you go.
SBT
What is Dredd 2D about?
Why there is lots of sex in Emmerdale?
Why there is lots of sex in Emmerdale?
What? there is a film about Judge Dredd out today?Bollocks, gotta wait till end Oct to see that thar Dredd mooovie. where's my drokking Lawgiver, gonna shoot the pigging munt that said moving (temporarily) to aus would be a good funting idea. ' GRUD for Harry, England, and Saint George!'
Where's Modpleton?
Where's Modpleton?
He's behind your're mother!
Where's Modpleton?
He's behind your're mother!
Ftfy
shoulder or Tote? you decide
Your welcome, I'm just so relieved it's been found.
Your welcome, I'm just so relieved it's been found.
..and, now spent. On Prog 1800, and twenty fags. Blimey, the rising cost of living, eh!
Roll them yourself and save money, forget Rizla, smoke the prog!
Roll them yourself and save money, forget Rizla, smoke the prog!
Mmm, is that wise? The collector in me would baulk at that.
I also suspect ingesting/inhaling thrill power in such a manner, would have an effect on the person similar to that as suffered by Toht at the end of Raiders of the lost Ark. But hey, ill try owt once...
To any passing Mods : Are we allowed to smoke the prog?
Am I the only person in the UK who hasn't googled the topless photographs of The Duchess of Cambridge?
Did we all get our debut 'thrill-mail' today, from Tharg?
It's like I said to a former England and Man UTD midfielder when he accused me of racism; 'I'm not racist, Butt.'
Am I nut? sounds like it's culture shock!
BOOBIES FOR HIRE!
... Barcelona is truly fantastic. Never seen so many gorgeous women in one place. ...Krakow. Blimey.
... Barcelona is truly fantastic. Never seen so many gorgeous women in one place. ...Krakow. Blimey.
(http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/c/cal1.jpg)
Drokkin' plebs, get oughta my way!!!!
Whenever I go into the newsagents near work to buy the prog the chap there always calls out “MR 2000AD”.
You don’t get that kind of recognition via a sub!
I was once driving my Lada through the countryside at night when one of the back wheels came off and rolled into a field of celery. A policeman appeared as I was retreiving my errant wheel because some local farmer had reported me for celery rustling.
Does anyone else have an amusing anecdote about their Lada?
Whenever I go into the newsagents near work to buy the prog the chap there always calls out “MR 2000AD”.
I was once driving my Lada through the countryside at night when one of the back wheels came off and rolled into a field of celery. A policeman appeared as I was retreiving my errant wheel because some local farmer had reported me for celery rustling.
Does anyone else have an amusing anecdote about their Lada?
I was once driving my Lada through the countryside at night when one of the back wheels came off and rolled into a field of celery. A policeman appeared as I was retreiving my errant wheel because some local farmer had reported me for celery rustling.
Does anyone else have an amusing anecdote about their Lada?
I've got a luvverly bunch of coconuts.
Neep!
That bloke was definitely cheating on pop master yesterday.
Ken Bruce soon got the measure of him though.
Ah, Googling the answers, was he? Bad form.
I love that quiz although I rarely do well.
I've got nothing interesting to say.
looking forward to baking the rest with eggs for my brekkie, along with some fried dulse.
looking forward to baking the rest with eggs for my brekkie, along with some fried dulse.
Splendid! It's so rare that I learn a new word that I've never come across before!
along with some fried dulse.
Why the fuck would you eat seaweed when there's a)sausages, b)sausages and c)sausages.
Lot harder to find sossies just lying about on the rocks for free, and they just don't sun-dry very well either.
How do I politely tell my boss that she should be happy that I can troubleshoot all the IT and handle all the design work very well indeed and that my having a cluttered desk is a very small price to pay?
Boxed set of the IT crowd?
To the tune of The Addams Family theme…
Days of the week
*clap,clap*
Days of the week
*clap,clap*
Days of the week, Days of the week, Days of the week
*clap,clap*
Its Monday and its Tuesday
Its Wednesday and its Thursday
Its Friday and its Saturday
And Sunday is the week
Days of the week
*clap,clap*
To the tune of The Addams Family theme…
Days of the week
*clap,clap*
Days of the week
*clap,clap*
Days of the week, Days of the week, Days of the week
*clap,clap*
Its Monday and its Tuesday
Its Wednesday and its Thursday
Its Friday and its Saturday
And Sunday is the week
Days of the week
*clap,clap*
For reasons I don't completely understand I find this absolutely hilarious and can't stop laughing at it.
(http://www.2000adonline.com/application/media/news/full/187.jpg)
When I was a child I fell off a rickety fence that was standing in for an imaginary hovercycle and broke my elbow. Does anyone else have an amusing story about a fence?
before and after 35 years of TPO
(http://www.sterlingtimes.org/five_boys2.jpg)
(http://www.2000adonline.com/application/media/news/full/187.jpg)
its uncanny!!
(http://www.2000adonline.com/application/media/news/full/187.jpg)
Why has the E-Wing droid been half-shorn? Tell us Tharg, WHY?
When I was a child I fell off a rickety fence that was standing in for an imaginary hovercycle and broke my elbow. Does anyone else have an amusing story about a fence?
(http://www.2000adonline.com/application/media/news/full/187.jpg)
Are those the odds for the next droid to visit MEK-QUAKE above each droid?
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Why is Simon Spurrier in the seventies?
Goaty wants some loves from you all...
Any time, mate. £75 per hour or part thereof. Kinky is extra.
Goaty wants some loves from you all...
Any time, mate. £75 per hour or part thereof. Kinky is extra.
Why did that idiot have to ruin the Prometheus thread? I loved that thread!
I demand the mother of all inquiries into what became of this forum's most valued member.
Any time, mate. £75 per hour or part thereof. Kinky is extra.
That is bargain!
I demand the mother of all inquiries into what became of this forum's most valued member.
Border of the Year for 2011, no less. While it's nice to see that a Goatse (it was a Goatse, right?) can still be the ne plus ultra of shock, for all that it's been around so long it's practically vintage pop art
Any time, mate. £75 per hour or part thereof. Kinky is extra.
That is bargain!
Good to see your Amsterdam trip has given you a keen appreciation of my competitive pricing. As long as that's all it's given you. (Penicillin is extra too).
Quis custodiet ipsos Clements?
There too much violence on this thread
Not enough sex.
Hands up, who likes me!
............
There were rumors he was into field hockey players.
1986
1986
Funnily enough, thats also the number of threads started by Goaty this week.
Sorry, wrong thread.
Clumsy!Sorry, wrong thread.me too, why no edit/like button?
Anyone?
Might I refer you to the comment made on page three of this thread?...Case closed!Anyone?
Might I refer you to the comment made on page three of this thread?...Case closed!Anyone?
I don't think you should be posting that sort of thing here. There's a seperate thread set-up if you want to discuss that sort of thing, in fact it was set up to specically stop these sort of discussions from taking over threads.
I'm heading to the castle tonight, anyone go a spare pitchfork? I have two flaming torches, so we could swap, meet in from of the Doctors house about 11.30? sounds like there should be quite a crowd of us.
]An eyewitness to President Lincoln’s assassination appeared on television in 1956 (http://io9.com/5952966/an-eyewitness-to-president-lincolns-assassination-appeared-on-television-in-1956?fb_action_ids=499216713435782&fb_action_types=og.likes&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map={%22499216713435782%22%3A209039945896582}&action_type_map={%22499216713435782%22%3A%22og.likes%22}&action_ref_map=[)
SHENANIGANS
]An eyewitness to President Lincoln’s assassination appeared on television in 1956 (http://io9.com/5952966/an-eyewitness-to-president-lincolns-assassination-appeared-on-television-in-1956?fb_action_ids=499216713435782&fb_action_types=og.likes&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map={%22499216713435782%22%3A209039945896582}&action_type_map={%22499216713435782%22%3A%22og.likes%22}&action_ref_map=[)
Time-travelling is shit! You can travel when but not where!
Post-contact American history is so incredibly compressed. Similarly Back to the Future III always amazes me. The contrast in Hill Valley between 1885 and 1955 - just 70 years, one lifetime!
Consequently, I have an acutely detailed mental map of the trouser-based fashion developments of my own time, since I realised that this kind of specificity was where the true history of a time could be found, rather than the dry records of the succession of Kings and Queens. I would devote a paragraph to the journey from dark blue skintights, to straight-leg stone/snow-wash, to the 'baggy' (gathered in ankles with a fastening strap and stud), to the Flinstone jean, to 'vintage' 501's (with or without a designer tear in the knee)...
You are Eddie Campbell and I claim my signed copy of Bacchus #0.
I was watching the (fab) Wartime Farm the other week, and was momentarily shaken by the idea that black and white GIs billeted around English villages would never attend the same dances. Even being aware of military segregation, somehow visualising it the 1940s English countryside (where the same program had previously highlighted the story of black land-girls), seemed a staggering anachronism. Land of the free, baby, let's fight the Nazi menace.
The Human Wormhole is a great concept. One of the articles linked-to in that item drops the bomb that three American Civil War widows were still collecting their husbands' pensions into the early 21st century. Mind duly blown. Cheers, pops.
Has anybody else created a new folder especially to save all those Thrillmails were being sent?no - and would I be a bad Squaax if I put Tharg in my spam filter?
Has anybody else created a new folder especially to save all those Thrillmails were being sent?no - and would I be a bad Squaax if I put Tharg in my spam filter?
Bring back Modpleton!
Bring back Modpleton!
:o
Bring back Modpleton!
He never really went away, he's been right here all along. In our hearts.
Fondling our ventricles suggestively and reciting the lyrics of Hungarian anti-war raps over and over again.
Bring back Modpleton!
Bring back Modpleton!
He never really went away, he's been right here all along. In our hearts.
Post-contact American history is so incredibly compressed. Similarly Back to the Future III always amazes me. The contrast in Hill Valley between 1885 and 1955 - just 70 years, one lifetime!
Ditto the bits in The Wild Bunch and Young Guns 2 which feature cars. Even Paul Newman's bike in Butch Cassidy seems as anachronous as Burt Bacharach and Hal David on the soundtrack, but history does not easily separate into dicrete eras. I remember being confused watching an American High School film where some of the kids were wearing flares and some were rocking skinny jeans, and my Dad having to explain that not everyone ditched their bell bottoms on the evening of the 31st of December 1979.
Consequently, I have an acutely detailed mental map of the trouser-based fashion developments of my own time, since I realised that this kind of specificity was where the true history of a time could be found, rather than the dry records of the succession of Kings and Queens. I would devote a paragraph to the journey from dark blue skintights, to straight-leg stone/snow-wash, to the 'baggy' (gathered in ankles with a fastening strap and stud), to the Flinstone jean, to 'vintage' 501's (with or without a designer tear in the knee) - but I don't want to derail the thread.
I also remeber being chased down the street and narrowing avioding a kicking for wearing homemade bondage troosers ( white skinners taken in to tightasfeck with white pallet straps sewn on... now you ask)
I also remeber being chased down the street and narrowing avioding a kicking for wearing homemade bondage troosers ( white skinners taken in to tightasfeck with white pallet straps sewn on... now you ask)
Hands up who wants photos of Punky Proudhuff? :thumbsup:
"Is Diplodocus Dip-plod-oh-cus or Dip-low-dow-cus?"I say "Tip-low-doh-cus".
Best advice I've ever been given:
when you're having difficulty understanding what people are telling you, hang the dressing gown on the hook, place the towel by the panel, put the mail on the towel, then press the button.
As a portly teen, I was once charged by my boss to go and change a lightbulb for his grandmother. The grandmother's house was abig old Victorian thing with high ceilings and needlessly ornate plaster roses around the light fittings. Of course, the old dear didn't have any ladders and gave me a chair to stand on. The chair, predictably, collapsed while I was at full-stretch and, due to instinctive grasping, I landed amidst the splintery ruin of the chair still clutching the light fitting whilst the remains of the now not quite so ornate plaster rose fell all about.
The old girl, her face a picture of bemused restraint, looked down at me with a mug of tea in one hand and a plate of macaroons in the other and said, 'well... I think I could probably have done that.'
Does anyone else have an amusing anecdote about macaroons?
I only remember the Macaroons because of that hip-y little dance Roger Milla Jovovich did every time she scored a goal
I think Karl Urban is sexy man alive!
I think you're jealous, sauchie.
You know a link isn't for you when you go in expecting a clip from Resident Evil and still come away disappointed.
I get those things to pay out all the time, pops; I'll PM you the details of my system. There's bound to be an issue of Lion or Valiant somewhere in here:
I THOUGHT BHS WAS 'THE SHOP THAT TIME FORGOT' (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7664661.stm)
You know a link isn't for you when you go in expecting a clip from Resident Evil and still come away disappointed.
Console yourself with discussion of whether The Portman's had some surgical lifting and separating (http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/entertainment/movies/natalie-portman-sparks-boob-job-speculation-at-football-game/story-e6frexli-1226502916249) done.
'We're for Sydney', what the Feck does that mean?? is there a plotical party out there against him?
Select:
A Hammer time
B Chico time
C Judgement time
Select:
A Hammer time
B Chico time
C Judgement time
Definitely Hammer Time. A truly world class statement backed up by comedy baggy trousers; Mc Hammer/legend/noise polluter.
Cheers :)
Just you wait til is friend 'julian' 'swings the other way' and 'bears down upon you'... bona!
SBT
Why are those Comic-con Dredd badges so expensive? :(
Why are those Comic-con Dredd badges so expensive? :(
Because they know exactly how much you want them.
Who Misters the Mister Men?
My Dad had a book about David Niven (actor) called 'The moon is a balloon'.
Amazing stuff!!!
Cheers ;)
Who Misters the Mister Men?
One J Savile OBE.
Sexual reproduction is pick'n'mix, not cut'n'paste.
Sexual reproduction is pick'n'mix, not cut'n'paste.
Its also quite sweaty but in a good way.
I guessed/knew that was going to happen in the prog.If you did then why didn't you put your musings in spoiler tags in one of the previous prog threads when you had your eureka moment.
I guessed/knew that was going to happen in the prog.If you did then why didn't you put your musings in spoiler tags in one of the previous prog threads when you had your eureka moment.
Know all's that know nothing.
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I guessed/knew that was going to happen in the prog.If you did then why didn't you put your musings in spoiler tags in one of the previous prog threads when you had your eureka moment.
If you are only guessing then why would it be spoiling it for people
Jay-Z just introduced Obama with a chorus of "if you're having world problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwoM5fLITfk) but a Mitt ain't one"
I wonder will I ever get through Tim Minchin's White Wine in the Sun without shedding a tear.Me too. But i do hope I never get to the point where it fails to move me to tears.
When I say transverse I mean at 90 degrees to direction.
I wonder will I ever get through Terry Jack'sSeasons in the Sun without shedding a tear.
I only read certain posts if there's a
REALLY UNNECESSARY GIANT LINK (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ptujwrPnjwM/S-QUg8bpZ9I/AAAAAAAABGQ/pRtP1utAw6g/s1600/daily-mail-fake-headline.jpg)
in it
I only read certain posts if there's a
REALLY UNNECESSARY GIANT LINK (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ptujwrPnjwM/S-QUg8bpZ9I/AAAAAAAABGQ/pRtP1utAw6g/s1600/daily-mail-fake-headline.jpg)
in it
I did like the idea of melting down all the Jim'll Fix It badges badges to form a giant spike which could be driven through his grave.
Savile was entombed in reinforced concrete (to stop him rising from the dead and continuing his evil), so he'd awaken in a 6 x 2 prison.FTFY
I bet the Mayans never saw that coming.
Why don't you visit Maya and learn something about other countries and their cultures?
Romans never had digital watches!! I wish that GReenie droid would do his reseach.
This coming Saturday, the date will be 10/11/12.
More than 5,000,000 of these bisciuts are made and sold every week.
GET YOUR OWN THREAD
Just had my second Tunnocks caramel wafer of the day. More than 5,000,000 of these bisciuts are made and sold every week. Just doing my part.
Just had my second Tunnocks caramel wafer of the day. More than 5,000,000 of these bisciuts are made and sold every week. Just doing my part.
That's a lot of chocolate... you'd think that they'd be up for, say, sponsoring a Scottish comic event with that sort of money.
Greggs. They put the meat in Dandontdare
Greggs. They put the meat-substitute in Dandontdare
FTFY
Lord McAlpine! I would have put money on it being Bernard Ingham; imagine that (http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Portrait+Lady+Thatcher+Installed+Downing+Street+D8fqMvmOUaFl.jpg) bearing down on you. Terrifying.
I feel the need to inform Link Prime that Jimmy Savile was resurrected by lightning bolt to the iron fence post in Friday The 13th PART SIX, not part four as he so very wrongly stated.
These things are important.
SBT
This coming Saturday, the date will be 10/11/12.
This coming Saturday, the date will be 10/11/12.
Well, were a good way through the Mayan 10/11/12 end-of-the-world warm up; how's everybody bearing up?
Has anybody been lost?
Just last week Celtic beat Barcelona. For those unfamiliar with soccer-ball, this is a definite sign of the apocalypse
Was there ever a Jimmy Savile Block in MC1? If so, could somebody please nuke it and then organize an in-depth inquiry as to why it wasn't nuked earlier.
Sorry, mr prime, i was too amused at the thought of it being jimmy behind the mask, and i couldnt resist a comedy slip-up just for the sake of it. I feel suitably ashamed.
SBT
"Kane Hodder"?! Oh dearie me, it gets worse! C J Graham, i think you'll find!
:-D
SBT
早安, 爸爸
早安, 爸爸
早上好兒子
早安, 爸爸
早上好兒子
Would you like egg fried rice with that?
我累了，晚安早安, 爸爸
早上好兒子
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.--. .- -.-. -.- / --- / - .-- .- - ...
110010010010000001100001011011010010000001101110011011110111010000100000011000100110111101110010011001010110010000100000011000100111010101110100001000000100100100100000011000010110110100100000011000010010000001100011011101010110111001110100
FTFY
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51b9JdmyMQL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
DIXIA CHENG: Beijing is even more like a Mega-city to me now that I know it has a 85 Squ KM under city http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underground_City_(Beijing)
.--. .- -.-. -.- / --- / - .-- .- - ...Now try tapping that on any surface.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqJ3NSPpv9U&feature=related
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(http://i531.photobucket.com/albums/dd359/anaconda888/semanim.gif)Semaphore. Another dying form of communication (like morse code) which will be vital when that super solar flare impacts the earth frying all forms of modern tech.
Semaphore. Another dying form of communication (like morse code) which will be vital when that super solar flare impacts the earth frying all forms of modern tech.
Semaphore. Another dying form of communication (like morse code) which will be vital when that super solar flare impacts the earth frying all forms of modern tech.
At least 6000 years of being assured that the apocalypse is just round the corner makes some folk sceptical about these kind of predictions.
At least 6000 years of being assured that the apocalypse is just round the corner makes some folk sceptical about these kind of predictions.
It only takes one of them to be right...
At least 6000 years of being assured that the apocalypse is just round the corner makes some folk sceptical about these kind of predictions.
Dredd didn't show in my country...so I can't let this happen. I won't.At least 6000 years of being assured that the apocalypse is just round the corner makes some folk sceptical about these kind of predictions.
But youve got to admit this one is the most frightening to date,
Mayan end of the world ETA - December 21st 2012
Dredd DVD/Blu-ray ETA - January 14th 2013
My next station is Rickmansworth. What are you gonna do about it eh?
The Mayans ... died out...
So do people buying planet replica costumes really think they are street judge material?
What they need to start producing isn't lawgivers and day sticks but rad cloaks for the West Wall Judges and Clip Boards for the Admin Judges.
If you order a uniform over a certain size then you should get the price list for the you're really not cut out for Street Judging but here's a list of Admin roles that you can order stuff for 8-)
If probably be one of those Judges that sits on a hotline taking vidcalls from Citizens complaining about judicial brutality.
If probably be one of those Judges that sits on a hotline taking vidcalls from Citizens complaining about judicial brutality.
Not unless you learn to stand a bit closer to the razor in the morning.
Change is anathema to the human condition.
Why are so many forum users changing their names / avatars??????
Change is anathema to the human condition.
Why are so many forum users changing their names / avatars??????
If you discount all the aliases, i think there's only about seven or eight people, in total, on this forum!
Change is anathema to the human condition.
Why are so many forum users changing their names / avatars??????
Fo all we know, its just you n' me Iain...
CF this is Dr Edgemar. None of this is real. You are still living the memory implanted fantasy of being a Judge on a internet bulletin board of the insane.Take this pill and reality will return.
Brass sun is huge and should be taken orrery.
If you tell a joke and there is nobody around to laugh, is it still funny?Brass sun is huge and should be taken orrery.
The smartest joke you'll ever make, and there's no-one else around to hear it.
Why does the mildly irritating pain of a daytime sore throat become excruciating when it's past midnight and/or you're trying to sleep?
No just square sausage...a piece oan square sausage, wi barr's irn bru. Breakfast o'champions.
You don't get much lower down the journalistic pecking order than "food critic".
You don't get much lower down the journalistic pecking order than "food critic".
Actually, it's a sought-after job, because you get free stuff.
You don't get much lower down the journalistic pecking order than "food critic".
Actually, it's a sought-after job, because you get free stuff.
I would have said astrologists were the lowest form of life. Buncha flim-flams, that's what they are.
Does anybody else have a place near them that reminds them of summat from the Prog?
Sod Movember and Beardtober, roll on Fannuary, i say!
But nothing matters because Charlie Wossname won Im A Celebrity 2012- so yay!
SBT
Pope join Twitter? So Tweetings is more effective than praying?Well I've certainly had more answers to tweets than I've had to prayers.
Stormtroopers as women????
Do they all have to have that exact breast size to be a stormtrooper?
Do they all have to have that exact breast size to be a stormtrooper?
Some Girls are bigger than others, as Morrissey once sang..
(http://i.imgur.com/Wmwtq.jpg)
This bloody thread has just added a female Stormtrooper fetish to my growing list of nerd perversions!
Oh, it's gonna happen- if it's on the list, it's gonna happen.
Yer a sick man, Goaty, a sick man.
Anderson babes are old hat compared to Hot chicks with Stormtroopers (http://www.hotchickswithstormtroopers.com/2010/09/femtrooper-friday-91710.html)
I can't believe this is real JJ...
This is getting far too on topic.Consider this picture jacked.
(http://i907.photobucket.com/albums/ac273/vzzbuxvzzbux/Dredd%20stuff/JudgeDredd2000ADcopy.jpg)
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Why can't anythread stay on topic here?
(http://allthingsd.com/files/2012/08/no-idea-feature.jpg)Why can't anythread stay on topic here?
a hunDredd pages and still no answer?
At the time of his birth in the peaceful and plague free days of 2013, few could have imagined how the reign of the man who would become known as King Ethelwulf the Cruel would finally be brought to an end...
'No one would have believed in the last years of the nineteenth century that this world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man's and yet as mortal as his own' Genesis chapter 1.I could quote this play until the cow's come home. Sadly we have 17 day's left to live. Hooohoop.
Other names for consideration...
If it's a boy :
Clarkie
Conan
Creole
Diamond
Kong
Ralph
Rollo
If it's a girl:
Latifah
Leia
Mononoke
Mushroom (Peach)
Ofthestoneage
Richmond Clements, a writer and co-organiser of Inverness's Hi-Ex comic book convention, suggested that for some people zombies mirror personal concerns.
He said: "There is an obsession that runs through fiction, particularly, I would say, through horror and sci-fi, and that is the fear of a loss of identity.
"And this is what zombies represent. It's the fear that you as an individual are not a person but just one of a shambling, faceless crowd, no different than those around you. Of course, the real horror is that for most people this is true.
"The popularity of the zombie walk, where hundreds of people turn up in costume and go on a parade, almost lifts this into another level of irony."
But Clements also believes the zombie tale beloved of the film and TV industries is actually approaching the end of its life.
He said: "Zombies are a small part of a general malaise in the horror genre itself, where ideas, plot and character have been abandoned in favour of shock, gore, sexual violence and tiresome sequels and remakes.
"The genre needs to find some new life and new ideas, or end up (un)dead itself."
Is this our Richmond Clements?Everybody's shuffling: Rise of zombies in modern life
By Steven McKenzie
BBC Scotland Highlands and Islands reporter
8 hours ago
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Writer Richmond Clements suggests zombies reflect some people's concerns about their lives
Another US academic - James Powell, a mathematical ecologist at Utah State University - uses the idea of a zombie apocalypse to help him explain how real-life viruses such as H1N1 swine flu spread.
In February, he held a public workshop called Mathematics and the Life-Impaired: How the Theory of Disease Predicts the Zombie Apocalypse.
Prof Powell said: "I like using zombie examples because it grabs the students.
"They have an intuitive sense of the disease dynamics, i.e. you get bitten, you turn into a zombie, you bite somebody else...
"They don't get paralysed with too much biological detail, and of course there is a lot of natural zombie humour and participation that we can all do.
"If I talk about polio or cholera I don't feel good about being humorous about how the disease progresses - it's all too tragic and real.
"But with zombies you can be as silly as you like and nobody is going to feel offended."
Prof Powell's fascination with zombies started when he was just five, or six. His mother, thinking young James was asleep in the back of the car, had gone to a drive-in theatre to watch Night of the Living Dead.
"Didn't sleep for a month, which set the pattern for me as a kid watching horror movies," said Prof Powell.
In the UK, zombies have been moaning and groaning across the political landscape.
Lincolnshire County Council revealed in August that it been asked in a freedom of information request about its preparedness for zombies.
And last month, the National Collective, an artists' collaboration that is pro-Scottish independence, published a spoof news story about "fears" that Scotland would be more vulnerable to an invasion if independent.
It comes as no surprise to Edinburgh-based film-maker David Hutchison that the living dead are so popular.
One of his first short films was Zombie Lick about a zombie that craved chocolate not flesh. He is now working on a new script about a Scottish crofting family unearthing a zombie while cutting peats.
One US mathematician describes zombie attacks to explain the spread of real viruses
Hutchison said: "The best zombie films cast a reflection of the times.
"Take the wonderful Juan de los Muertos. How would a film-maker comment on modern Cuba, and get past the sensors? By shrouding it as a zombie movie, of course.
"The UK film Harold's Going Stiff, a moving yet funny film, could be seen as a comment on euthanasia, the ageing population and the strain on the NHS.
"Got a mine in Wales? Don't want to pay for a workforce? Use zombies. The Plague of the Zombies from 1966."
Richmond Clements, a writer and co-organiser of Inverness's Hi-Ex comic book convention, suggested that for some people zombies mirror personal concerns.
He said: "There is an obsession that runs through fiction, particularly, I would say, through horror and sci-fi, and that is the fear of a loss of identity.
"And this is what zombies represent. It's the fear that you as an individual are not a person but just one of a shambling, faceless crowd, no different than those around you. Of course, the real horror is that for most people this is true.
"The popularity of the zombie walk, where hundreds of people turn up in costume and go on a parade, almost lifts this into another level of irony."
But Clements also believes the zombie tale beloved of the film and TV industries is actually approaching the end of its life.
He said: "Zombies are a small part of a general malaise in the horror genre itself, where ideas, plot and character have been abandoned in favour of shock, gore, sexual violence and tiresome sequels and remakes.
"The genre needs to find some new life and new ideas, or end up (un)dead itself."
http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-20310825
Cool.Cheers - I'm nothing if not a quote whore.
'George Romero's Dawn of the Dead is often said to be a comment on consumerism'Indeed. As I said in an unused quote, just pop into a supermarket any Sunday morning and you'll see it isn't actually satire...
Having spent a couple o hours in IKEA I can confirm this, why the feck go there if your not there to buy something? just wander very slowing aimlessly round, groaning slighty and occasionally rushing pointlessly into groups, while following the herd...?
Having spent a couple o hours in IKEA I can confirm this, why the feck go there if your not there to buy something?
Go to www.paltalk.com (http://www.paltalk.com) to download the chat client (best way) and then create an account. (You can also chat directly through PalTalk's website without downloading the client, but this method isn't usually as stable.) Paltalk is a free service.
Log in and find us listed under Miscellaneous/Other/Rowdy Yates Block Citizens' Yap Shop
Its too cold for snow.
so what kind of biscuits were they?
I am.
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not really. This just in from Cosh:
Almost every morning at work I have a **** before breakfast with lashings of butter around an inch thick. If theres none left, I will sometimes make do with a plain **** but I'd never entertain a fruit one. My pal agrees with my **** choice, but her husband (who's a jaffa, so what does he know, eh?) thinks we're mad and that his wife shouldn't lend a pal a hand even with jam on it.
Now, in truth, I'm not at all keen on sweetbread tickling. Brio? No thanks. Pain au erse? I've already beaten. I mean, if your auntie had got them out special I'd beat one off, but I certainly wouldn't buy one.
Just wondered what the general consensus was on this crucial issue?
Just exactly how many fifth Beatles was there?
We got Sand eyes!That's really creepy. Where did you find it?
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Shirely that should be in the cosplay thread?
Buggrit, burnt my thumb making leek pasties and the bases were a bit soggy 'cos I was too lazy to clean the baking tray and just put tinfoil over yesterday's garlic chicken leavings. I'm a walking H&S violation.
Are you trying to get a job managing a Greggs?
Today I bought a Country Christmas CD, I am now about to listen to it at work.
I may not return!
I went in to Barnes and Noble and asked to purchase a catalogue of all catalogues that don't include themselves.
Sometimes you just have to acknowledge that some people are beyond redemption and move on. If no one pays any attention to them then all their antics are worthless.
Sometimes you just have to acknowledge that some people are beyond redemption and move on. If no one pays any attention to them then all their antics are worthless.
That's the reason I cringe every time Louis Theroux et al give them any airtime.
Without a media profile they'd be a footnote in humanity's repulsiveness by now.
Ignore the c*nts.
Want to see Tiger close up?
Sometimes you just have to acknowledge that some people are beyond redemption and move on. If no one pays any attention to them then all their antics are worthless.
That's the reason I cringe every time Louis Theroux et al give them any airtime.
Without a media profile they'd be a footnote in humanity's repulsiveness by now.
Ignore the c*nts.
Have to disagree. Ignoring these fools is dangerous to say the least. They need to be exposed for the bigoted morons they are, and people should actively campaign against them and their bullshit 'Philosophy'.
Cheers
Get it done! :lol:Sometimes you just have to acknowledge that some people are beyond redemption and move on. If no one pays any attention to them then all their antics are worthless.
That's the reason I cringe every time Louis Theroux et al give them any airtime.
Without a media profile they'd be a footnote in humanity's repulsiveness by now.
Ignore the c*nts.
Have to disagree. Ignoring these fools is dangerous to say the least. They need to be exposed for the bigoted morons they are, and people should actively campaign against them and their bullshit 'Philosophy'.
Cheers
Did you see that Keith Allen doc where he uncovers and confronts them with the little known hypocrisy at the heart of the Phelps family?...One thing's for sure, that lot would thrive in the Cursed Earth.
Anyone else doin f-ck all in work today?
Have you ever had something nagging at the back of your mind, like you're sure there's something you should be doing, but ye can't for the life of ye, figure out what it is?
Well I'm just after remembering that I was supposed to destroy the planet.
Scundered.
On first dates, never put anything in a girl that isn't a hot dinner.You could giver her...the sausage.
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...then I rang S71 from the bedroom while relaxing!
We not playing i-spy this year?
We not playing i-spy this year?
well, sort of.. still waiting fro Emp's next clue! http://forums.2000adonline.com/index.php?topic=37624.0 (http://forums.2000adonline.com/index.php?topic=37624.0)
I'm trying out a new chippie at this very moment.
chippiehttp://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chippie
Cheap, common, sexually promiscuous girl, wearing way too much makeup and shiny cheap jewelry, usually underage or close to it.
Who is next on the list of calls from areas of my house????
Ah, it reminds me of when I went through a Red Light during my Driving Test. Glory days.
I'm trying out a new chippie at this very moment. A new one has been built closer to the cellar, so I thought "Why not!"
Oh my...
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Oh my...
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So that's what Dredd looks like under the helmet! :o
You could make the lead Stormtrooper a hot chick.
Cinema gold.
Kano had only one problem. If he could get round it then his life would have been much better.
He couldn't think outside the box.
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I long for a return to the early cutting edge Threadjacking!Your penis.
I long for a return to the early cutting edge Threadjacking!
I long for a return to the early cutting edge Threadjacking!
Are you saying standards have fallen....for shame :D
Anybody wanna buy some HMV vouchers?
Anybody wanna buy some HMV vouchers?
These burgers won't stay on the shelves furlong.
What's an eye floater?
What's an eye floater?
What's an eye floater?
It's a part of the fluid in your eye that has become more viscous than the rest. This affects your vision in the form of 'floaters' - little opaque tadpole-like things that float in and out of your field of vision. I have several. They're bloody annoying!
No they are ghosts just outside of your peripheral vision. God don't you know anything.What's an eye floater?
It's a part of the fluid in your eye that has become more viscous than the rest. This affects your vision in the form of 'floaters' - little opaque tadpole-like things that float in and out of your field of vision. I have several. They're bloody annoying!
All you lottery players get set for a slight increase on your ticket cost, 100% rise. It's coming this year!
Pfffttt. I stay away from the site for a couple of months and return to find that not only did nobody even notice I was gone, but also everyone's being really polite and well mannered in Threadjacking.
Luckily I've returned just in time to stumble in, call Proudhuff a wanker, kick shaolin_monkey in the bollocks, be sick on CF's shoes and then run off, weeing my trousers.
That's better.
Pfffttt. I stay away from the site for a couple of months and return to find that not only did nobody even notice I was gone, but also everyone's being really polite and well mannered in Threadjacking.
Luckily I've returned just in time to stumble in, call Proudhuff a wanker, kick shaolin_monkey in the bollocks, be sick on CF's shoes and then run off, weeing my trousers.
That's better.
Pfffttt. I stay away from the site for a couple of months and return to find that not only did nobody even notice I was gone, but also everyone's being really polite and well mannered in Threadjacking.
Luckily I've returned just in time to stumble in, call Proudhuff a wanker, kick shaolin_monkey in the bollocks, be sick on CF's shoes and then run off, weeing my trousers.
That's better.
Have you be looking in my window again?
That fucking smells back again.
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Have you lot heard the news! Dredd's GAY :o'Gasp' Get the spit and stones lad's! We got a poof on the board!
The Queen Abdicates on 30 April!Oh you tease! :lol:
http://nos.nl/video/467380-koningin-beatrix-maakt-aftreden-bekend.html (http://nos.nl/video/467380-koningin-beatrix-maakt-aftreden-bekend.html)
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I'm sorry and I know I really shouldn't laugh , but that made me choke on my milk :lol:
We can no longer talk about "phone book" collections of our favourtite thrills - I've just had my new BT phone book delivered and it's pathetic! about 8" wide and thinner than a Mills & Boon
Mark "I wrote kickass, y'know" Millar has claimed the planned JLA movie will flop, since the characters are so old. Who wants to watch some movie featuring classic characters who have been best sellers for sixty odd years, when you can have sweary underage girls instead. In other news, he's working on something with brand new cutting edge characters who'll be called the "xmen", or something.I really don't like Mark Miller. Just want to put that out there.
FACT: Geek is an anagram of COOL
Cucumber.FACT: Geek is an anagram of COOL
On that note, what's virgin? ;)
I had a 1/2lb Cheeseburger for tea and it was delicious :D
Give 'em a taste of British spunk...
Its Fromunda cheese, isnt it?
It always comes back to Greggs with you people.
It always comes back to Greggs with you people.
As if you never considered moving to London just to be near one!
Anyone else afraid to EVER post in 'The Political Thread'...? :-\
"And next. Sweet meats" What strip was this from everyone?! :lol:Anyone else afraid to EVER post in 'The Political Thread'...? :-\
That place is a meatgrinder...
The doctor said ive got to make more of an effort to watch what i eat, so ive just booked a ticket for this years Grand National.
Why is it that no matter what you do it is never enough for a woman.
After a hard weeks work (heavier than normal) I get my usual 2 days off (the weekend to you and me). Bear in mind the wife doesn't work, she took the kids to Barnsley to visit her sister. On her return the first thing she said was oh I see the guinea pigs haven't been cleaned out so what have you done?.
I had hoovered top to bottom, cleaned the bathroom thoroughly, got the basics from the local shop, done a dark wash load and tidied my computer desk (which was an absolute shit pit).
She still had a grump on. It's as if she begrudges me having any free time.
Plus, speeking from experience, Guinea Pig hutches can be a pain in the arse to clean and I don't blame you for putting that as lower priority, even if it is a tad unfair on the little things. Ah well, they live in their own shit in the wild so hi ho.
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Last time I did a dark wash load, I swear I saw the burning eye of Sauron looking back at me through that spinning vortex of DAZ . I'm very cautious about dark wash loads now.I shouldn't worry. Blind bastard can't even see a pair of Hobbits on his own damn lawn.
That's all the encouragement I need to stare right back, unblinking.Last time I did a dark wash load, I swear I saw the burning eye of Sauron looking back at me through that spinning vortex of DAZ . I'm very cautious about dark wash loads now.I shouldn't worry. Blind bastard can't even see a pair of Hobbits on his own damn lawn.
The 'Bad Pun of the Day' award goes to the Irish Daily Mail, with:
EX BENEDICT
The 'Bad Pun of the Day' award goes to the Irish Daily Mail, with:
EX BENEDICT
Nothing beats "For Huhne The Bell Tolls" on the Huffington Post. :D
Lots of fun, that. :) I admit I work for a paper that had a headline "Man held over Kinross fires".
Oops.
Lots of fun, that. :) I admit I work for a paper that had a headline "Man held over Kinross fires".
Oops.
Lots of fun, that. :) I admit I work for a paper that had a headline "Man held over Kinross fires".
Oops.
Nobody can top the staggering headline of the Aberdeen Press and Journal on the day it announced the sinking of the Titanic - 'ABERDEEN MAN DROWNS'...I shit you not.
Lots of fun, that. :) I admit I work for a paper that had a headline "Man held over Kinross fires".
Oops.
Nobody can top the staggering headline of the Aberdeen Press and Journal on the day it announced the sinking of the Titanic - 'ABERDEEN MAN DROWNS'...I shit you not.
I have to explain this to people a lot, but that's just a story. It never happened.
http://www.holdthefrontpage.co.uk/2012/news/scottish-daily-nails-titanic-myth-as-it-goes-tabloid/ (http://www.holdthefrontpage.co.uk/2012/news/scottish-daily-nails-titanic-myth-as-it-goes-tabloid/)
Sorry.
I'm going into the attic in a moment, exciting or what!
Heh, I was also told this same story years ago by my tutor when I did a journalism course - but he attributed it to some rag called the Dundee Courier - now who'd work for a shower like that? Trouty put me right when we chatted about this at a con last year.
Lots of fun, that. :) I admit I work for a paper that had a headline "Man held over Kinross fires".
I've thought of loads of jokes about Oscar Pistorious today, but someone died and I'd sound like a prick.
I've thought of loads of jokes about Oscar Pistorious today, but someone died and I'd sound like a prick.
Best not go there. You wouldn't have a leg to stand on.
Oh dear god.
http://kotaku.com/5984422/grown-man-turns-living-room-into-enormous-incredible-battle-of-hoth-diorama?utm_source=gizmodo.com&utm_medium=recirculation&utm_campaign=recirculation
I've thought of loads of jokes about Oscar Pistorious today, but someone died and I'd sound like a prick.
Best not go there. You wouldn't have a leg to stand on.
I see what you did there, Doc. I'm enjoying the efforts of the UK tabloids to find and quote every instance of Pistorious making reference to guns or using vocabulary associated with firearms and/or violence. This Nike ad (http://static.foxsports.com/content/fscom/img/2013/02/14/021413-OLY-Pistorius-Nike-PI-AM-_20130214120141912_660_320.JPG) is obviously an swaggering act of bravado, in which the scheming paralympian chillingly reveals his intentions years ahead of the commission of the act - before he'd even met his beautiful victim, in fact.
...must say I'm only ever for the originals!!! ;)Oh dear god.
http://kotaku.com/5984422/grown-man-turns-living-room-into-enormous-incredible-battle-of-hoth-diorama?utm_source=gizmodo.com&utm_medium=recirculation&utm_campaign=recirculation
Restores my faith in humanity, that does. Particularly the seamless integration of original 80's and post-'95 figures.
How do I reach theesse keeeeeeds.
Edinburgh brought to (more than usual) standstill by Krispy Kreme :lol: http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/feb/15/krispy-kremes-cause-chaos-edinburgh (http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/feb/15/krispy-kremes-cause-chaos-edinburgh) I wonder if they offer deep fried doughhnuts?
Edinburgh brought to (more than usual) standstill by Krispy Kreme :lol: http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/feb/15/krispy-kremes-cause-chaos-edinburgh (http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/feb/15/krispy-kremes-cause-chaos-edinburgh) I wonder if they offer deep fried doughhnuts?
I was going to do the "is that a donut or a meringue/or am I wrang?" (http://www.eurogamer.net/forum/thread/102514) gag, but that works better for weegies and their mangled vowels than it does for the fur coat and nae knickers brigade of our nation's capital.
As i was brought up in a Anglo-Scottish household, it only took a little bit of pondering to work out some of those ... Some braw (is that right?) gags's there though; What did the Siamese twins from Glasgow call their autobiography? Oor Wullie.
My blood, in part, takes me back to the Buckie-Portessie conurb. But as to footie - two left feet, im afraid. So am i in?
Buckie makes Sauchie look like Vegas.
Edinburgh brought to (more than usual) standstill by Krispy Kreme :lol: http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/feb/15/krispy-kremes-cause-chaos-edinburgh (http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/feb/15/krispy-kremes-cause-chaos-edinburgh)
CD Comics - The Movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkQQ4MLasgs)
Your comic creator crush?
A) Sara Pichelli
B) Marjorie Liu
C) Emmanuela Lappachino
D) Rob Liefeld
Anyone planning an outdoor wedding, let me know and I'll get right back into developing photographs.Incidently it's my cousins stag do this week end. Hope the wether keep's up. :lol:
He's not the Wookie, he's a very naughty boy!
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"What do you have to say for yourself, young man?!"
He's not the Wookie, he's a very naughty boy!
(http://i.imgur.com/1o0wj0N.jpg)
CAPTION COMPETITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's not the Wookie, he's a very naughty boy!
(http://i.imgur.com/1o0wj0N.jpg)
'You're not getting a planet of Wookies, you're getting a planet of teddy bears - deal with it!!'
CAPTION COMPETITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ive never come across Rebecca Crow before now. Very nice.
Popped in at the local shop at dinner, on the off chance they stocked the prog - they didnt. So i had a quick flick through some of the Lads Mags, before buying me Monster Munch. Ive never come across Rebecca Crow before now. Very nice.
3. It really is just a random series of stuff that doesn't belong anywhere else and I'm looking for meaning a little too much.
HELP ME!
The pea and ham...fae a chicken?
3. It really is just a random series of stuff that doesn't belong anywhere else and I'm looking for meaning a little too much.
HELP ME!
The thread was original an observation/complaint about other threads going completely off topic. As a result, everyone has since humourously posted random stuff that has nothing to do with thread jacking.
Talking off which, Heinz Big Soup Minted Lamb Hotpot is lush!
I just stubbed my toe. Fecking sink, how long has that been there?
Thanks a bunch, Colin - you've completely derailed a perfectly good thread.
Thanks a bunch, Colin - you've completely derailed a perfectly good thread.
Wayhey so I've brought it back on topic then!
Why can't anythread stay on topic here?
Noo that's clever!
The pea and ham...fae a chicken?
Noo that's clever!
The pea and ham...fae a chicken?
I have been waiting so very very long for anyone to notice that.Noo that's clever!
The pea and ham...fae a chicken?
I could have sworn the eye of your avatar moved...there it goes again.
And I may make some more passive/aggresive posts shortly.
yeah you and whose army?And I may make some more passive/aggresive posts shortly.
Well I sincerely hope you have fun with that
Never like Morecambe and Wise, really. Thought they were pants.Love them both equaly, but The Two Ronnies have always had the greater impact on me.
The Two Ronnies, on the other hand, were brilliant.
This raises many questions. First off, since when have Scots been stereotyped as having a sex life involving otter cocks?
Secondly, what were they trying to learn when they embarked on a long term record of the length of otter cocks? Or did they just decide to measure every bit on the otters over several generations to see what sort of interesting graphs they could cobble together?
Thirdly, why should this be so? Is there an advantage to having a small cock (if you're an otter) that is favoured by national selection? Finally, could the otter's penis disappear completely in the future?
According to today's Daily Record, otter penises are getting smaller. The report states that this will have dire consequences for the sex life of all Scots.
It's a dam lie and I can prove it.(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dtArdiGu7xE/TTZeWnsATFI/AAAAAAAAAmU/eUH1gmUWFNM/s400/livesofoders.jpg)
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Bring back the Natural purple carrot instead of the genetically modified orange trash we are used to.
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Cross-bar 'I' = fail.
Wait here, and Mr J Campbell will be along shortly to berate you.
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Cross-bar 'I' = fail.
Wait here, and Mr J Campbell will be along shortly to berate you.
Music nazis would have you believe that people only say that to shock.. ::)
When 914 posts you reach, look this good you will not.
Music nazis would have you believe that people only say that to shock.. ::)
Especially if no one asked you what you think of the Beatles in the first place
The library where I more-or-less lived as a nipper has reopened after a complete rebuild taking a year or so, which had involved total demolition and its holdings dispersed across the rest of the county. I visited it shortly after the re-opening, and was greeted by an incredible sight: complete runs of books. As no-one had had a chance to take anything out, or to bugger-up the shelving order, you literally had complete series, with matching spines, on every side. Complete runs of 20th Century Boys, of Oldboy, CJ Sansom's Shardlake, Stephen Baxter's many series, A Song of Ice and Fire, Banks' Culture, on and on and on, things I have spent years reserving and poaching and inter-library-loaning to get in order, all laid out like some platonic book buffet. They even had computer manuals for programs that people still use.
And I only had 10 slots on my card.
I just watched this illuminati symbol heavy rap video-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BysVzAnR9MY&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Then I looked up at the time and it was 9:11pm, and then I glanced at the tv which was on mute and saw an arrow hit a piece of fruit which exploded. What does this mean?
I just watched this illuminati symbol heavy rap video-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BysVzAnR9MY&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Then I looked up at the time and it was 9:11pm, and then I glanced at the tv which was on mute and saw an arrow hit a piece of fruit which exploded. What does this mean?
You've discovered a subtext to A$AP ROCKY! Great tunes, but I'm surprised they operate on even one level, never mind two.
HOW IS IT THAT PEOPLE WITH SMALL FEET DON'T FALL OVER? HMMM?(http://static3.fjcdn.com/comments/Because+Science+dumbass+_2ee2b98c320d43ad1b570c60edc86a20.jpg)
HOW IS IT THAT PEOPLE WITH SMALL FEET DON'T FALL OVER? HMMM?It can only be that their heads are filled entirely with Helium, and this is what keeps them upright.
HOW IS IT THAT PEOPLE WITH SMALL FEET DON'T FALL OVER? HMMM?It can only be that their heads are filled entirely with Helium, and this is what keeps them upright.
So what about big boobies - do they have an effect?
I didn't think funny was allowed on this thread. I'm writing a letter of complaint and will speak to the vicar.So what about big boobies - do they have an effect?
On me, yes.
Now that same-sex marriage is legal, is there etiquette concerning who proposes to whom? In straight marriage it's traditionally the man who buys the ring and proposes to the woman, but how does it work when the couple is comprised of either two men or two women?
Forgive me if that sounds fierce ignorant, but I only ask to try and remedy my ignorance.
HOW IS IT THAT PEOPLE WITH SMALL FEET DON'T FALL OVER? HMMM?It can only be that their heads are filled entirely with Helium, and this is what keeps them upright.
That's ridiculous, the balance is in the ears, as long as they are the same size, otherwise you fall on the side of the heavier or more bulbous ear.
Ummm.... there's tiny weights in the brim of that hat?
Ummm.... there's tiny weights in the brim of that hat?Exactly, the hat was lead lined, arty types all know this.
Ummm.... there's tiny weights in the brim of that hat?
okay you got me there, how about this then?
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Ummm.... there's tiny weights in the brim of that hat?Exactly, the hat was lead lined, arty types all know this.
Ummm.... there's tiny weights in the brim of that hat?
Exactly, the hat was lead lined, arty types all know this.
But it was the lead that sent him barmy. Heck of a price to pay, just to remain upright.
The evidence is there in the picture, Kirk Douglas was most famously portrayed by that great lead actor Van Goatie Beard.Ummm.... there's tiny weights in the brim of that hat?
Exactly, the hat was lead lined, arty types all know this.
But it was the lead that sent him barmy. Heck of a price to pay, just to remain upright.
The price of a mad man's hat is 10s/6d (http://www.kafejo.com/holidays/img/hatter.gif).
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I want one.
I just find the existence of gender specific celibrations defeats the point of gender equality. It's utter hypocrisy. :lol:
Edit button, where has thou gone?I just find the existence of gender specific celibrations defeats the point of gender equality. It's utter hypocrisy. :lol:
True, 'celebations' only.
I just find the existence of gender specific celibrations defeats the point of gender equality. It's utter hypocrisy. :lol:
Utter loud of bull! Look at wester society, women ARE treated as equal, it's only in the overly religious societys of Asia that women are still treated as second class citizens, focus on changing the attitude of the government, society and gender role in nations like China and South Korea should be the focus and not waving female pride in our faces with some trivial banner such as 'International Womens Day'. When are all the poor, down trodden men of the world going to get a day stand up and be counted?I just find the existence of gender specific celibrations defeats the point of gender equality. It's utter hypocrisy. :lol:
And when gender equality is achieved, and women at a global level have escaped their sub-human status, you'll be absolutely right and I'll join you in laughing at the stupidity of it all.
Utter loud of bull! Look at wester society, women ARE treated as equal, it's only in the overly religious societys of Asia that women are still treated as second class citizens, focus on changing the attitude of the government, society and gender role in nations like China and South Korea should be the focus and not waving female pride in our faces with some trivial banner such as 'International Womens Day'. When are all the poor, down trodden men of the world going to get a day stand up and be counted?I just find the existence of gender specific celibrations defeats the point of gender equality. It's utter hypocrisy. :lol:
And when gender equality is achieved, and women at a global level have escaped their sub-human status, you'll be absolutely right and I'll join you in laughing at the stupidity of it all.
'Rant over'
As specified above, for the most part they do. If individuals are being denied this right then I have yet to meet any, as far as I can tell from my relativly informed research gender equality is prity much fulfiled here in the UK. Anything that the feminists hurl as evidence (porn, for example) is generaly through the womens own choice.Utter loud of bull! Look at wester society, women ARE treated as equal, it's only in the overly religious societys of Asia that women are still treated as second class citizens, focus on changing the attitude of the government, society and gender role in nations like China and South Korea should be the focus and not waving female pride in our faces with some trivial banner such as 'International Womens Day'. When are all the poor, down trodden men of the world going to get a day stand up and be counted?I just find the existence of gender specific celibrations defeats the point of gender equality. It's utter hypocrisy. :lol:
And when gender equality is achieved, and women at a global level have escaped their sub-human status, you'll be absolutely right and I'll join you in laughing at the stupidity of it all.
'Rant over'
That's some quality head in the sand, uninformed bullshit right there.
You honestly think that women are treated equally in the West? Have equal pay? Job opportunities? Access to education?
Like fuck they have.
"Anything that the feminists hurl as evidence (porn, for example) is generaly through the womens own choice."Fine, you disagree. Thats surely all there is to it. I can only work off my own experience's and interactions so frogive me if we don't come to the same conclusion.
I disagree with this statement so completely and utterly that I'm going to have to read through the "Underware" thread (sic) to make sure I have a clear and consistent view on things.
... to make sure I have a clear and consistent view on thongs.
but frankley having events centerd around gender specific rights issues just seem's incredibly 'unequal' to me.
but frankley having events centerd around gender specific rights issues just seem's incredibly 'unequal' to me.
Did your granny have a hammer? Oh, and you missed World Spelling Day again this year.
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You missed International Talk Like a Pirate Day too. A disgraceful event that focuses only on one specific group of pirates who had west country accents.
Yeah where the fuck is sneak like a ninja day eh?You mean you didn't notice it? Another successful year.
Yeah where the fuck is sneak like a ninja day eh?You mean you didn't notice it? Another successful year.
...taking the piss out of an autistic guy make's you look a bit like a bully. ;)
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I find myself looking at the world and looking at my daughter and not being enthused by my fellow man.
An elderly gentleman I worked with explained to me the tsuris involved in fathering a wee girl: "when ye huv a laddie, ye've only goat the wan cock tae worry aboot - when ye huv a lassie, ye've goat tae worry aboot every cock in toon".
Was anyone else shocked by the recent News stories about Justin Bieber? He actually has a personality. Granted, it's not a very good one, but he does have one. And there I was thinking he was just a haircut.
He's a bloody pussy anyway, Freddy Mercury had aids and died rocking out, yet Bieber cancels a concert because of a soar throat? Kid's these days.Was anyone else shocked by the recent News stories about Justin Bieber? He actually has a personality. Granted, it's not a very good one, but he does have one. And there I was thinking he was just a haircut.
A haircut and a nasty coke/ecstasy habit, judging by the breathing problems which recently forced him to stop a show in London village.
Incidentally, my 'autistic' remark was a statement of slightly exaggerated fact, rather than intended as anything remotely derogatory - Of course at the extremes it makes life difficult, especially for loved ones, but so do so many things.