Life's so drokking fantastic because (the rebirth)

[TordelBack]

No, no, its okay, i really dont need any help.

Come Z-day you're getting left outside the stockade.  

No, scratch that, we'd only have to watch you from the walls carrying on with a harem of hot zombie women as we slowly starved and murdered each other.

[SmallBlueThing]

Im sure theyll be on my or my wife's facebook page within the week!
im contemplating rushing off to buy a big bunch of grapes and asking him to get some reclining shots of me on the chaise, covering my modesty. Then getting the pic blown up and framed so its the first thing people see when they enter my house.
SBT

[Dandontdare]

I just have to make it through to 3.30 at work today, then I'm straight off to a festival over the bank holiday, then four more work days followed by a big party on Friday night and then 10 days in France. Woohoo!

[Noisybast]

im contemplating rushing off to buy a big bunch of grapes and asking him to get some reclining shots of me on the chaise, covering my modesty. Then getting the pic blown up and framed so its the first thing people see when they enter my house.
SBT

You should *definitely* do that.
Also, I'm never coming to your house.










Of course, having said that, I realise the congregation of scantily clad burlesque-style female types would almost certainly compensate for the worry factor of the fruit & two veg display. Is that a kiwi fuit poking out at the bottom?

[Mikey]

Is that a kiwi fuit poking out at the bottom?

Oh you said at the bottom, not...never mind.

It's Friday! I'm happy for the weekend to come!

M.

[TordelBack]

The welcome that awaits at Casa Thulin Hopper:

NB: NSFW ('natch):

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7rijqRgSY1qza4xko1_400.jpg

[SmallBlueThing]

The welcome that awaits at Casa Thulin Hopper:

NB: NSFW ('natch):

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7rijqRgSY1qza4xko1_400.jpg

I rarely resort to Internetese, but: LOL!

But you overestimate me, sir! It should be: (searches frantically online for picture of bald skinnyfatman)

SBT

[Rog69]

Because I've decided that I'm not going to carry on reading the pile of shite book that a very enthusiastic friend insisted I borrow.

It's very rare for me to give up on a book once I start but life's really too short for The wind up bird Chronicle, it's a pseudo intellectual over written waste of paper, the kind of wanky rubbish that you will see some twat in a coffee shop reading whilst making sure they hold it at a suitable angle so that everyone can see the cover.

Good riddance to utter bollocks.

[Pete Wells]

Because tomorrow is the glorious day when my name graces the cover of the prog thanks to the wonderful Jon Davis-Hunt!

I can't wait!!!

[Darren Stephens]

Yep, |I had actually forgotten that prog 1700 arrives tomorrow...if my posties in the mood. I also managed to forget that Monday is a bank holiday. Resul;t all around, I'd say.

[Pete Wells]

Not only is my name lovely and clear on the front of Prog 1700, today I got the rest of the pages of original artwork for Judge Dredd: 50 Year Man from the wonderful Patrick Goddard - including that final page of Dredd dispensing justice. Originally Patrick was going to hang onto the final page but after three years has relented!

That means I now own all the pages from Dredd's 30th Anniversary story PLUS the wraparound cover by Henry Flint. I am a happy Pete!!!

[Darren Stephens]

Nice one Pete. Just got Prog 1700...that covers ace, isn't it? You must be well chuffed. JDHs internal art is fantastic, too. Must be a great feeling to put all the Stalag haters (myself included... ) in their place!

[I, Cosh]

Daniel Kitson turned out to be as brilliant as my mates had claimed.

[Richmond Clements]

Daniel Kitson turned out to be as brilliant as my mates had claimed.

He's a maverick.

[Dunk!]

Robert Vaughn jogged past me in Brum today.

Thought that was cool but then i pondered: Robert "Last living cast member of The Magnificent Seven, quite likely partied with Yul Brynner and Steve McQueen, Napoleon Solo, Battle Beyond the Stars" Vaughn and got quite starstruck, as he jogged past me again.