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Frank

All your base are belong to us!  :lol: :thumbsup: :wave: :cool:

Roger Godpleton

Today I saw a lollipop lady waiting outside the school just before the kids were let out and she was drinking out of a thermos. I was so enraged by this that I snatched it out of her hands and asked if she had paid for this herself but I could see in her eyes that she was going to say "yes" so I told her that actually I had paid for it because I pay taxes and I'm not paying for her to stand around drinking coffee all day. By this point the kids were out so I got back in my car. I had grilled all the other parents to see who were employed in the public sector and I ran over one of their children so now hopefully the lollipop lady will get the sack.  :thumbsup:
He's only trying to be what following how his dreams make you wanna be, man!

I, Cosh

I like comics and sci-fi and shit so I hate sport of any form and it really upsets me that other people seem to like it.
We never really die.

Frank

Sometimes I don't know what to say to people.

Definitely Not Mister Pops

Quote from: bikini kill on 18 June, 2012, 10:06:16 PM
Sometimes I don't know what to say to people.

Me too, but it doesn't stop me from saying something anyways
You may quote me on that.

vzzbux

I hate comics, they suck the big one, I long for
the day when marvel is long gone, Comics are for
pre-pubescent moronic slime Who've got nothing
better to do with their time, The one I most hate
is Superman, An underpant wearing flying phallic
gland, On Krypton he collects his strength and
girth, I wish he'd been aborted at birth, I hate
Dan Dare and the Mekon with no hair, They live in
space, I wish they'd stay up there, stupid comics
full of space ships, I'd rather read a magazine
full of gardening tips, Batman and Robin help
people out a tight spot, Batman and Robin so
fucking what, They live in Gotham, what do they
want, a clap? If they lived in Bradford they'd
still be crap, Swamp thing I really do despair,
Looks like a marshmallow with seaweed of hair,
What kind of hero is that supposed to be, A
walking giant sea anemone, Come and join me in the
human race, Where there's no super heroes in
cartoon space



V
Drokking since 1972

Peace is a lie, there's only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.

Goaty

Sometimes I am glad to be Deaf!

Definitely Not Mister Pops

Quote from: vzzbux on 18 June, 2012, 10:10:55 PM
I hate comics, they suck the big one, I long for
the day when marvel is long gone, Comics are for
pre-pubescent moronic slime Who've got nothing
better to do with their time,

Uh-huh

Quote from: vzzbux on 18 June, 2012, 10:10:55 PM
The one I most hate
is Superman, An underpant wearing flying phallic
gland, On Krypton he collects his strength and
girth, I wish he'd been aborted at birth,

One time

Quote from: vzzbux on 18 June, 2012, 10:10:55 PM
I hate

Dan Dare and the Mekon with no hair, They live in
space, I wish they'd stay up there, stupid comics
full of space ships, I'd rather read a magazine
full of gardening tips, Batman and Robin help
people out a tight spot, Batman and Robin so
fucking what, They live in Gotham, what do they
want, a clap?

Clap clap y'all

Quote from: vzzbux on 18 June, 2012, 10:10:55 PM
If they lived in Bradford they'd
still be crap, Swamp thing I really do despair,
Looks like a marshmallow with seaweed of hair,

Yeeaaaaahhh

Quote from: vzzbux on 18 June, 2012, 10:10:55 PM
What kind of hero is that supposed to be, A
walking giant sea anemone, Come and join me in the
human race, Where there's no super heroes in
cartoon space

MC VIZZAY IN THE HIZZAY





I'm down wit the Homeowners
You may quote me on that.

Roger Godpleton

He's only trying to be what following how his dreams make you wanna be, man!

M.I.K.

This is a supposedly tongue-in-cheek post I think is a sly dig at other posters' opinions/personality traits/foibles, but which actually demonstrates my own shortcomings and prejudices to just as great an extent.

vzzbux

Actually they are lyrics to a song by Lawnmower Deth "Lawnmowers For Heroes, Comics For Zeros".





V
Drokking since 1972

Peace is a lie, there's only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.

Roger Godpleton

Quote from: M.I.K. on 18 June, 2012, 10:48:03 PM
This is a supposedly tongue-in-cheek post I think is a sly dig at other posters' opinions/personality traits/foibles, but which actually demonstrates my own shortcomings and prejudices to just as great an extent.

Layers upon layers upon layers...
He's only trying to be what following how his dreams make you wanna be, man!

Trout