Blue Murder
Book One, Part Two: Blue Screen.
by Sharky
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PAGE ONE (6F)(TITLES).
PAGE ONE, FRAME ONE: A global TV rolling news channel (N-CGBC NEWS 28) – sports report. Alvin Honey is being interviewed by famous sporting presenter Jethro Theball. Alvin is an accomplished media performer. (This whole episode is seen through 'T.V.')
JETHRO: ...WITH US IS ALVIN HONEY, OWNER OF THE FIYYALAND BLUERAYS, WHO ARE ONLY TWO POINTS AWAY FROM MAKING THE SUPERCIRCUSLEAGUE MATCH-OFFS.
ALVIN: HELLO, JETH. ARE YOU WELL?
JETHRO: I AM, ALVIN – THANK YOU. NERVOUS?
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PAGE ONE, FRAME TWO: Alvin easily makes light of the question.
ALVIN: NOT AT ALL, JETH, I THINK THE 'RAYS ARE IN GREAT SHAPE.
JETHRO: THAT MAY BE SO, BUT THE TRUTH IS THAT AN ARENA FROM NEWARTH-COMZON HASN'T FEATURED IN THE MATCH-OFFS FOR OVER FORTY YEARS. THERE'S A WHOLE PLANET WATCHING YOU.
ALVIN (JOIN): THE WHOLE PLANET WATCHES US EVERY WEEK IN THE SUPERCIRCUSLEAGUE – MEDIA FOCUS IS NOTHING NEW TO US, JETH.
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PAGE ONE, FRAME THREE: Jethro wants to provoke a reaction but Alvin's too shrewd to fall for it.
JETHRO: OH COME ON – IF THE HAKAKKAKKAN HARRIKS HADN'T BEEN DISQUALIFIED ON A TECHNICALITY THE BLUERAYS WOULDN'T EVEN BE IN THIS POSITION – IT'S A FLUKE...
ALVIN: LOOK, IT IS WHAT IT IS. THE HARRIKS HAD ONE TOO MANY GLADIATORS ON THE FIELD IN THE MORNING SESSION – THE REFEREE DID WHAT HAD TO BE DONE.
JETHRO (JOIN): EVEN SO, YOUR RECENT FORM – AND THIS IS A REFLECTION OF FEELING THROUGHOUT THE CIRCUS MEDIA – SIMPLY DOESN'T JUSTIFY THE TEN POINTS YOU WERE AWARDED BY THE COMMISSION.
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PAGE ONE, FRAME FOUR: Alvin projects confidence – even the cynical Jethro is on the road to being halfway convinced.
ALVIN: AGAIN, IT IS WHAT IT IS.
ALVIN (SHORT JOIN): LOOK, JETH, I WON'T BULLOCK-PAT YOU HERE, OKAY? I KNOW THE 'RAYS HAVE OUR CRITICS - HADES, SOME OF 'EM MIGHT EVEN BE RIGHT – BUT I BELIEVE WE'VE GOT A GOOD CHANCE TOMORROW.
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PAGE ONE, FRAME FIVE: Jethro will take a lot more convincing than just Alvin's loyalty to his own team.
JETHRO: SERIOUSLY? HAVE YOU EVEN GOT ANY GLADIATORS LEFT AFTER LAST WEEK?
ALVIN: THE DRIGGERS TOOK THEIR TOLL, GRANTED, AND CAME AWAY WITH THE POINTS – THEY'RE A QUALITY OUTFIT, WE ALL KNOW THAT.
ALVIN (JOIN): THE TRUTH IS THAT WE'RE READY FOR THE VAXXONS TOMORROW. OUR STAR GLADIATOR, VANE, IS BACK TO COMBAT-FITNESS AND WE'VE GOT A WHOLE NEW BATCH HATCHED OUT AND READY TO FIGHT.
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PAGE ONE, FRAME SIX: Alvin doesn't let Jethro get the last word.
JETHRO: WELL, THANK YOU, ALVIN – ALVIN HONEY THERE, THE OPTIMISTIC OWNER OF THE FIYYALAND BLUERAYS. NOW OVER TO...
ALVIN (CUTS JETHRO OFF): I HAVE THREE IN PARTICULAR THAT YOUR VIEWERS WILL FIND AMAZING – TRUST ME, I'VE SEEN THEM IN TRAINING...
ALVIN (SHORT JOIN): ...AND I PROMISE YOU, COME WHAT MAY, THE 'RAYS ARE GONNA' GIVE THOSE VAXXONS BLUE MURDER!
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PAGE TWO (6F).
PAGE TWO, FRAME ONE: The last moments of an advertisement. The channel is N-CGBC SPORT 28 – SUB-CHANNEL ONE.
ADVERT: ...FOR LESS THAN FOUR THOUSAND CALORIES EXCLUDING TAXES!
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PAGE TWO, FRAME TWO: Advert concluded, a sports show commences with a 'Sky Sports' type introduction to the gladiatorial SUPERCIRCUSLEAGUE SHOW – all action highlights and excitement.
TV: AND NOW ON THE N-CGBC SPORTS NET, THE SUPERCIRCUSLEAGUE SHOW WITH MICK PHLEGHMMING AND TEDDY VEGAS.
TV (STIRRING SONG): (MUSICAL) IN THE BLOOD AND THE PAIN OF THE ARENA BORN DUM-DA-DUMM-DA-DUM-DUM-DUMM... (/MUSICAL)
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PAGE TWO, FRAME THREE: Ted, the main anchor, and Mike, a quite old and much knocked-about ex-gladiator, introduce the show.
TV (STIRRING SONG, FADING TO NOTHING): (MUSICAL) THE WAR GODS FORGED INTO HUMAN FORM DUM-DA-DUMM-DA-DUM-DUM-DUMM... (/MUSICAL)
TED: HELLO AND WELCOME TO TODAY'S SUPERCIRCUS – IN JUST TWENTY SHORT MINUTES THE SUN WILL RISE AND THE GAMES WILL BEGIN...
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PAGE TWO, FRAME FOUR: Recorded footage of an earlier Circus showing a gladiator fighting for the Vaxious Vaxxons (a team from the same planet as the Bluerays and their opposition for today) – their champion, Gargathaka – inflicting some serious carnage on another 'team' of gladiators (fighting for the Sinderbar Spikons).
TED (OFF, JOIN): FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FORTY THREE YEARS A CLUB FROM THIS PLANET HAS THE CHANCE TO FINISH HIGH ENOUGH IN THE LEAGUE TABLE TO QUALIFY FOR THE OFF-WORLD PHASE.
TED (JOIN): BUT CAN THEY OVERCOME RECENT LOSSES AND CONTROVERSY TO BEAT THE VAXIOUS VAXXONS AND THEIR STAR GLADIATOR, GARGATAHKA?
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PAGE TWO, FRAME FIVE: More recorded footage, this time showing the Fiyyaland Bluerays' star gladiator, Vane, being badly injured by another gladiator from Sinderbar Spikons in a different arena.
TED (JOIN): WHILE GARGATAHKA GROWS FROM STRENGTH TO STRENGTH FOR THE VAXXONS, THE 'RAYS STAR PERFORMER – VANE – WAS BADLY INJURED IN THAT HORRENDOUS LOSS TWO WEEKS AGO...
TED (JOIN): VISCEREX, THE BLUERAYS' HEAD COACH, HAS SAID ONLY THAT VANE WILL BE BACK FOR TODAY'S CIRCUS BUT REMAINED TIGHT-LIPPED ABOUT HIS FITNESS.
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PAGE TWO, FRAME SIX: Back to the studio and Ted asks a sour Mike the question.
TED: GIVEN THE POINTS SITUATION, EVEN IF VAXIOUS WIN TODAY THEY SIMPLY CAN'T QUALIFY FOR THE MATCH-OFFS. FIYYALAND NEED AN OUTRIGHT WIN TO SNEAK IN BY A SINGLE POINT.
TED (JOIN): JOINING ME AS EVER IS MIKE PHLEGHMMING - SO, FLEMMO, CAN THE 'RAYS DO IT?
MIKE: I CAN'T SEE IT, TEDDY – THEY'VE GOT TOO MANY DEAD AND INJURED AND TOO FEW EXPERIENCED SUBSTITUTES.
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PAGE THREE (6F).
PAGE THREE, FRAME ONE: The schedule for the following Circus is displayed on the screen, arranged as you see fit and not overly important so don't worry that some of it will be obscured by speech bubbles. 'NEWARTH-COMZON PLANETARY SUPERCIRCUSLEAGUE – ROUND XXVI – FIYYALAND BLUERAYS V VAXIOUS VAXXONS – VENUE: HELM PARK, FIYYALAND CITY. ITINERARY: MORNING SESSION - DAWN – HOME EXECUTIONS. DAWN +2 – AWAY EXECUTIONS. DAWN +4 – LAST CHANCE (HOME). DAWN +5 LAST CHANCE (AWAY).
MIKE (OFF): I REALLY DON'T THINK THEY'VE GOT THE FIRE-POWER TO BEAT THE VAXXONS, WHICH IS A SHAME, I THINK.
TED (OFF): INDEED, FLEMMO – I THINK OF THE WYGRYM WAKIANS, THE SAINTS OR EVEN THE SHUDDERFIELD GINORMOBODS AND SEE ARENAS WITH A MUCH BETTER CHANCE THAN FIYYALAND.
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PAGE THREE, FRAME TWO: The next page of the schedule. ITINERARY – NOON SESSION – NOON – NOSH PIT. NOON +1 – CLOWNS. NOON +3 – BEASTS. NOON +5 – CLOWNS V. BEASTS.
MIKE (JOIN): YES, SAINT HELLFIRES IN PARTICULAR, I THINK.
TED (JOIN): WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THESE RUMOURS SURROUNDING FIYYALAND'S APPARENT PERFECTION OF A NEW CLONING TECHNIQUE?
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PAGE THREE, FRAME THREE: The next page of the schedule. ITINERARY – SUNSET SESSION – SUNSET -4 – SURVIVOR. SUNSET -3 – SKIRMISH. SUNSET -2 – BATTLE. SUNSET -1 – WAR. SUNSET – LAST BLOOD.
MIKE (JOIN): PRE-CIRCUS PSYCHOLOGY, I THINK. THEY'VE GOT NOTHING.
TED (JOIN): MAYBE – BUT THEIR CHIEF GENE-WEAVER IS DR ELDIRION KARASSUS, THE MAN WHO GREW SPINE-BACK, DROTH AND KLOSSAZ...
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PAGE THREE, FRAME FOUR: Back to the studio.
MIKE: YES – TEN YEARS AGO FOR THE SAINTS, WHO HAVE ONE OF THE MOST ADVANCED GENE FARMS ON THE PLANET.
TED: THE 'RAYS' FACILITIES AREN'T UP TO IT?
MIKE (JOIN): NO. MAYBE FIFTY OR SIXTY YEARS AGO AND MAYBE KARASSUS CAN GET THEM BACK ON TRACK FOR THE FUTURE – BUT FOR TODAY? NO – NO I DON'T THINK THEY'RE UP TO IT.
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PAGE THREE, FRAME FIVE: The screen cuts to Bob 'Slick' Oils, a popular and still quite young and handsome circus-survivor who now commentates. He is stood on the sidelines of the Fiyyaland Bluerays' home arena (HELM PARK) giving his opinion.
TED (JOIN?): FLEMMO WRITING-OFF FIYYALAND, THEN. LET'S GO DOWN TO BOB OILS, WHO'S IN HIS USUAL ARENA-SIDE POSITION...
TED (SHORT JOIN): ...SO, SLICK, MIKE THINKS THE 'RAYS HAVE NO CHANCE – ANYTHING TO ADD TO THAT ANALYSIS?
OILS: MORNING, TEDDY. YOU KNOW – I DON'T KNOW. MY HEAD AGREES WITH FLEMMO - ON PAPER THE VAXXONS ARE JUST TOO STRONG FOR FIYYALAND...
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PAGE THREE, FRAME SIX: Oils thinks there's the outside possibility of an upset here today – and the prospect is exciting him.
OILS: ...BUT... THERE'S A BUZZ AROUND THE BLUERAYS' CAMP, A CONFIDENCE I HAVEN'T FELT AT THIS ARENA IN A LONG TIME.
OILS (JOIN): THEY'VE GOT SOMETHING UP THEIR SLEEVE, TEDDY, I'M CERTAIN OF IT. THE QUESTION IS, CAN IT CAUSE PROBLEMS FOR THE VAXXONS?
TED (JOIN): INTRIGUING. THANKS, SLICK – WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THIS BREAK...
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PAGE FOUR (6F).
PAGE FOUR, FRAME ONE: All the frames on this page are blank 'T.V.' screens with stark lettering.
LETTERING: BENEFICIARIES OF THE XENTRIKKA – PAY ATTENTION.
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PAGE FOUR, FRAME TWO: The same.
LETTERING: THIS AUTHORIZED SPORTING EVENT IS BEING ALLOWED TO YOU ALL FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT ONLY.
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PAGE FOUR, FRAME THREE: The same.
LETTERING: THE XENTRIKKA ABHORS VIOLENCE BUT YOU DO NOT.
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PAGE FOUR, FRAME FOUR: The same.
LETTERING: BENEVOLENT XENTRIKKA RESPECTS YOUR NEED FOR VIOLENCE.
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PAGE FOUR, FRAME FIVE: The same.
LETTERING: STAY STRONG. STAY LOYAL. STAY PUT.
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PAGE FOUR, FRAME SIX: The same.
LETTERING: THE BROADCAST MAY NOW CONTINUE.
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PAGE FIVE (6F).
PAGE FIVE, FRAME ONE: Dawn. The capacity crowd of fans is expectant. Ted and Mike provide the commentary in voice-over.
TED: THAT'S IT, FLEMMO, DAWN ON THE LAST PLANETARY CIRCUS OF THE SEASON...
TED (JOIN): ...WILL WE HAVE DRAMA? WILL WE SEE HISTORY MADE HERE TODAY?
MIKE: I'D BE THE FIRST ONE OUT OF MY SEAT IF THEY COULD, TEDDY. SORRY TO SAY IT BUT I THINK THIS LAST CIRCUS WILL BE A VAXIOUS ROUT.
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PAGE FIVE, FRAME TWO: The Referee blows his whistle to start the Circus. The crowd cheers.
TED: THE REFEREE TODAY IS MR LARRY BRINK FROM THE PLANET QUOBRON AND HIS TOUCH JUDGES ARE JEDDA COBE, MAX PHLANK, JOE BLACKSIDE AND SURPRISE DEBUTANT AJAX MULDOON.
TED (JOIN): THE VIDEO REFEREE IS MARTIN GUNG, THE SCORER IS MAYOR ORLANIA GRAVITO FROM URTURRIA MINOR-B AND SINGER LYDIA MORBUNDIA IS TODAY'S GUEST ARBITER.
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PAGE FIVE, FRAME THREE: In the first action of the day, a group of thirty convicted murderers and rapists, in Fiyyaland Bluerays colours, are thrust into the arena from many of its widely spaced doorways. They are all well armed and widely scattered – to give them a chance and prolong the spectacle. The crowd, especially the home supporters, are sniffing something special from this match.
TED: AND HERE COME THE HOME PRISONERS - SENTENCED TO DEATH IN THE ARENA FOR THEIR CRIMES IN AND AROUND FIYYALAND...
MIKE: LISTEN TO THAT CROWD, TEDDY! SO MUCH NOISE SO EARLY ON! ESPECIALLY FROM THE HOME FANS!
TED (JOIN): IT IS QUITE A NOISE, FLEMMO – MAYBE THEY DO HAVE SOMETHING...
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PAGE FIVE, FRAME FOUR: Three trained but first-time gladiators, fighting for the Vaxious Vaxxons, emerge from the voluminous VISITORS' dug-out to take on the prisoners. Some of the prisoners actually want to be there, some just want to survive it and a few are just plain terrified.
TED: THE THREE VAXIOUS DÉBUTANTES TODAY ARE LISTED AS BOOTFACE-3, CRIPPLER-9 AND RAZORMOUTH-2... ALL HOME GROWN AT THE VAXIOUS VALE ARENA.
MIKE: THEY LOOK TOUGH ALL RIGHT – AND BILLY KOUR, THE VAXXONS' WEAVER, IS STICKING TO GROWING WHAT WORKS.
TED (JOIN): VERY TRUE, FLEMMO, MY MIND GOES BACK TO CRIPPLER-7!
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PAGE FIVE, FRAME FIVE: The fighting begins. The prisoners do have a chance and, at least at first, the advantage of numbers. The cowards and the terrified die first. The braver ones wait for their chance to attack either in packs or singly, honourably or disreputably.
MIKE: AND THE PROTOTYPE RAZORMOUTH! IF KOUR'S GOT THE FORMULA RIGHT AGAIN, THIS COULD BE A LONG DAY AT THE OFFICE FOR THE FIYYALANDERS!
TED: THEY'RE MAKING QUICK WORK OF THE COWARDS AND THE TERRIFIED...
TED (JOIN): ...BUT FIYYALAND'S A TOUGH CITY AND THIS EXECUTION ISN'T OVER YET...
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PAGE FIVE, FRAME SIX: Later. Only six prisoners remain – battered, bruised, bleeding and tired but still defiant – standing together against the three Vaxious gladiators, who are also battered, bruised, bleeding and tired only less so. A momentary lull before the final attack. It has been a thrilling encounter thus far.
TED: ...DONE WELL, FLEMMO?
MIKE: VERY WELL, TEDDY. ONLY SIX CAN SURVIVE - SO IF THE FIYYALANDERS CAN TAKE OUT JUST ONE VAXXON IT'LL GIVE THEM A BIG ADVANTAGE IN THE NEXT ROUNDS.
TED (JOIN): OR THEY COULD TURN ON EACH OTHER...
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PAGE SIX (6F).
PAGE SIX, FRAME ONE: Later. DAWN +2: AWAY EXECUTIONS. Once more, armed convicts are deposited into the arena, this time wearing Vaxious Vaxxons' colours. The bodies and bits of bodies from the last 'round' have been cleared away but the bloodstains remain.
TED: AND WELCOME BACK. IF YOU'RE JUST JOINING US, YOU'VE MISSED A THRILLING FIRST ACT – RIGHT, FLEMMO?
MIKE: EXTRAORDINARY, TEDDY! THE FIYYALAND CONVICTS MANAGED TO KILL TWO OF THE VAXXONS' GLADIATORS!
TED (JOIN): IT LEAVES THE VAXIOUS CONVICTS WITH A LOT TO DO, MICHAEL.
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PAGE SIX, FRAME TWO: Abel, Baker and Charlie are ushered into the Arena to execute the Visitors' convicts.
TED: THE FIYYALAND BLUERAYS' DÉBUTANTE GLADIATORS ARE LISTED AS ABEL, BAKER AND CHARLIE – A NEW STRAIN YET TO BE NAMED...
MIKE (SMALL): SWEET BABY PROPHET OF CHOICE...
TED (JOIN): WHAT'S UP WITH YOU NOW, FLEMMO? HONESTLY – YOU ALWAYS FIND SOMETHING TO...
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PAGE SIX, FRAME THREE: A close-up of Abel, Baker and Charlie – just their faces, or mainly their faces. They are all cool and calm.
TED (JOIN?): ...COMPLAIN...
TED (JOIN): . . .
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PAGE SIX, FRAME FOUR: The crowd is stunned.
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PAGE SIX, FRAME FIVE: Abel, Baker and Charlie throw down their swords and shields. The convicts sense their chance. The referee is momentarily confused.
TED: IT MUST BE... IT MUST BE A MISTAKE, FLEMMO – THEY'VE SENT THE NEW CLOWNS ON INSTEAD OF... HANG ON... HANG ON!
MIKE: THEY'VE THROWN DOWN THEIR WEAPONS!
TED (JOIN): I'M NOT SURE IF I KNOW THE RULES AS WELL AS I THOUGHT, FLEMMO, BUT THAT MEANS – I THINK THAT MEANS...
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PAGE SIX, FRAME SIX: The Referee awards a penalty against Fiyyaland. The home crowd are incensed. Our three G.I.s don't care.
MIKE: IT DOES, TEDWARDO – IT MEANS JUST THAT...
MIKE (JOIN): PENALTY TO THE VAXXONS!
TED: THE HOME TEAM WILL HAVE TO CONTINUE UNARMED OR FORFEIT THE MATCH! THE CIRCUS – I TELL YOU; IT'S A FUNNY OLD GAME!
STRAP: NEXT: THREE SINNERS, THREE WRONGS.
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