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#1
Quote from: Hawkmumbler on Today at 03:03:42 PMBeen trying to mount a TV in the living room ...

Maybe buy it dinner first...?
#2

Tweaked...

#4

In my attempts to find a use for a.i. I decided to try and reproduce an image I've shared here before; first as a crappy sketch in an old challenge and then as a crappy digital painting based on it, like so...


So, with these here past monstrosities in mind I first generated a load of images at perchance.org like this...



I then opened the GIMP and applied what can only be described as a shed-full of faff to end up with this brand new a.i. assisted monstrosity...

#5
Creative Common / Re: Cover Puns
27 March, 2024, 08:59:14 PM

"Lodgers & Hammerstein"

After having his time machine stolen, the retired A.B.C. Warrior settles down to run a boarding house in Torquay.

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"Codgers & Hammerstein"

The retired A.B.C. Warrior settles down to run an old folks' home in Torquay.

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"Todgers & Hammerstein"

The retired A.B.C. Warrior settles down to [CENSORED] in Torquay.

#6
Creative Common / Re: Cover Puns
27 March, 2024, 08:42:53 PM
"Stone Age"

The Meltdown Man gets a time machine.

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"Nick & Bokker Glory"

The Meltdown Man and Mean Machine Angel team up to save the day.

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"Nick of Time"

The Meltdown Man gets another time machine.

#7
Creative Common / Re: Cover Puns
27 March, 2024, 05:31:30 PM

"In the Mean Time"

Mean Machine Angel gets a time machine.

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"Doper Mean Hits"

Mean Machine Angel falls in with a group of pot-smoking hippie assassins.

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"Mean in Full"

Mean Machine Angel somehow writes a significant autobiography.

#8
Creative Common / Re: Cover Puns
27 March, 2024, 03:49:08 PM

"M.A.C.H. to the Future"

John Probe gets a time machine.

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"M.A.C.H. in Nations"

John Probe executes a cunning international plan.

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"M.A.C.H. Ache"

John Probe does his back in.

#9
Creative Common / Re: Cover Puns
27 March, 2024, 06:27:31 AM

"Maybe Later"

P.J. gets a time machine.

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"Rum, Sodomy, and the Dash"

How will Dash Decent cope with being shanghaid into Captain Skank's crew?

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"Banjo from Beyond the Stars"

Dan Dare returns to search the galaxy for Earl Scruggs's mysterious instrument.

#10
Off Topic / Re: The Black Dog Thread
24 March, 2024, 08:47:32 PM

I was trying to imagine something a little more constructive than homicidal thoughts. Swapping obviously wouldn't be the ideal solution but it's a possibility that would at the very least alleviate your current situation. If you can't talk to the guy and come to some other understanding between you then you're going to have to think of something else. Maybe buy him a pair of big, fluffy slippers or a strip of thick carpet for him to pace on - try to get him to recognise your needs by recognising his.

#11
Off Topic / Re: The Black Dog Thread
24 March, 2024, 07:15:49 PM

Can you swap flats?

#12
Off Topic / Re: This is the News!
23 March, 2024, 07:19:07 PM

My Mum's 80 as well but she thinks the internet is something to do with unisex underwear.

#13
Film & TV / Re: Nostalgia TV
21 March, 2024, 06:24:27 PM


Ha.

Ha.

Ha.

#14
Film & TV / Re: Rogue Trooper News…!
20 March, 2024, 05:28:29 PM

:lol:
#15
Off Topic / Re: Top o' the morning
17 March, 2024, 08:31:56 PM

Yeah, then as a special Gowl guest I get shown to my complementary man-shaped wicker glamping pod by thirteen topless nuns and a dwarf dressed as a goat. Thanks for the invite, but I ain't fallin' for that one again.

Sounds like you're having a grand old time there, JBC - more power to ye!