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Pat Mills is often regarded as a Punk, by critics and fans alike - I'd like to know if he sees himself as a Punk.

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Really good Prog.

Excellent ending to the SD story; and no, I don't think he's dead!

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I think I've fallen down a rabbit hole into a terrifying kingdom in which I'm defending Fraggle fucking Rock. Fuck that, too.

Look, I'm allowed to dislike Farscape if I want to. It's Buck Rogers and his sassy pet muppet, with added women's arses. Nobody's attacking me for saying Metal Mickey was shit.

- Trout

Metal Mickey was TV Gold... allegedly. I'm actually talking Bollocks, it was shit!

I still say Farscape was one of the best sci-fi shows of recent years - muppets or not.

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Two Flies out on the piss spy 2 fresh dog turds outside a pub.

First fly says - "fancy a beer mate?"

Second fly says - "yeah, nice one. You get the drinks in and i'll grab the seats", meaning the 2 piles of shite.

First fly goes into the pub and Second fly sits on one of the turds.

Third fly appears and sees his mate (Second fly) sat outside the pub. "hello mate, mind if I join you?"

Second fly shakes his head, nods to the other Turd and says -

"I'm sorry mate, that STOOLS taken."


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Cheers Jayzus and von Boom.

Just finished work, heavy night ahead and day off tomorrow!

Party On!

Wonder which thread to post on here to wish 2000AD 37th birthday, you old fart!

This thread will do nicely.

Happy Birthday 2000AD, and to me also.  36 today!

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Enjoy.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f7AblTjKTHk

Q - what's the difference between 'Walt Disney' and 'Bing Crosbie'?

A - Bing sings, but Walt Dis Nae*

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*profuse apologies to anyone from Scotland. Feel free to post your jokes about us Westcountry Yokels.

...rather than trying to define the worst of anything....

Oh, okay then. I never really liked The Clown. Who wrote that?

The first series of 'The Clown' was excellent IMO. Can't remember who wrote it though.

I've recently finished the Rogue Trooper collection featuring his earliest stories - it was ok, not awful.

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Q - what's black and white and red all over?

A - a mime artist that's been punched repeatedly.

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While some corners of the internet seemed to be experiencing nerdgasms over the utterly yawnsome news of a mooted 'Heroes' re-boot, the far more exciting* prospect of a Farscape sequel has reared its head.

Maybe there's hope for Firefly yet...

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Jim

*To me, at least. Other values of 'exciting' may appy. Your mileage may very. Void where prohibited by law. Your statutory rights are not affected.

I liked Farscape. One of the better sci-fi shows of recent years and no mistake.

I thought the first series of 'Heroes' was good, but after that it went downhill fast.

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Q - How many Surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

A - Fish.

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Britain speaks in many languages, but only one voice.
The language is not English, or Welsh, or Cornish, or Gaelic or Manx
It speaks in the language of hope
It speaks in the language of trust
It speaks in the language of strength and the language of compassion
It is the language of the heart and the language of the soul.
But always it is the same voice
It is the voice of our ancestors, speaking through us,
And the voice of our inheritors, waiting to be born
It is the small, still voice that says
We are one
No matter the blood
No matter the skin
No matter the hearth
No matter the flag:
We are one
No matter the pain
No matter the darkness
No matter the loss
No matter the fear
We are one
Here, gathered together in common cause, we agree to recognize this
singular truth and this singular rule:
That we must be kind to one another
Because each voice enriches us and ennobles us and each voice lost
diminishes us.
We are the voice of the Universe, the soul of creation, the fire
that will light the way to a better future.
We are one.

I agree, but the phrasing of it sounds a bit like - "WE ARE THE BORG"!

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Eat whatever you want and try not to worry about it. Relax enjoy yourself.

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