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Dandontdare

Edinburgh brought to (more than usual) standstill by Krispy Kreme  :lol: http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/feb/15/krispy-kremes-cause-chaos-edinburgh

I wonder if they offer deep fried doughhnuts?

Frank

Quote from: Dandontdare on 16 February, 2013, 11:33:45 AM
Edinburgh brought to (more than usual) standstill by Krispy Kreme  :lol: http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/feb/15/krispy-kremes-cause-chaos-edinburgh I wonder if they offer deep fried doughhnuts?

I was going to do the "is that a donut or a meringue/or am I wrang?" gag, but that works better for weegies and their mangled vowels than it does for the fur coat and nae knickers brigade of our nation's capital.

Spikes

Quote from: sauchie on 16 February, 2013, 12:02:47 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 16 February, 2013, 11:33:45 AM
Edinburgh brought to (more than usual) standstill by Krispy Kreme  :lol: http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/feb/15/krispy-kremes-cause-chaos-edinburgh I wonder if they offer deep fried doughhnuts?

I was going to do the "is that a donut or a meringue/or am I wrang?" gag, but that works better for weegies and their mangled vowels than it does for the fur coat and nae knickers brigade of our nation's capital.


As i was brought up in a Anglo-Scottish household, it only took a little bit of pondering to work out some of those...

Some braw (is that right?) gags's there though; What did the Siamese twins from Glasgow call their autobiography? Oor
Wullie.

Frank

Quote from: Judge Jack on 16 February, 2013, 03:07:30 PM
As i was brought up in a Anglo-Scottish household, it only took a little bit of pondering to work out some of those ... Some braw (is that right?) gags's there though; What did the Siamese twins from Glasgow call their autobiography? Oor Wullie.

There's only a little over five million of us, Jack, so we'll claim you as one of our own anyway. I don't suppose you can play football, because we'll take absolutely anybody. Kris Commons is as Scottish as an Eccles cake.

Spikes

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But as to footie - two left feet, im afraid. So am i in?


Frank

Quote from: Judge Jack on 16 February, 2013, 04:03:28 PM
My blood, in part, takes me back to the Buckie-Portessie conurb. But as to footie - two left feet, im afraid. So am i in?

You're over-qualified, chief. Lack of talent, age or infirmity; none of these are any barrier to wearing the dark blue jersey. Darren Fletcher is one of the few folk in the country who would actually meet the ludicrously strict criteria by which ATOS determine eligibility for incapacity benefit, and he still gets a game. Davie Weir never scored with his head because his doodlebug training taught him to take cover in an underground station whenever he sensed objects descending rapidly from above.

Buckie makes Sauchie look like Vegas.

Spikes

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Quote from: sauchie on 16 February, 2013, 06:49:25 PM
Buckie makes Sauchie look like Vegas.

I always thought it was the collapse of the Scot's Herring market that was the reason why they ALL buggered off...


Id always known about the greater Buckie area, though ive not made the pilgrimage - as yet, but i thought nobody else would have heard of the place.
In my current place of work, it turns out that seven of us - at least, are descended from Buckie stock.



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Quote from: Dandontdare on 16 February, 2013, 11:33:45 AM
Edinburgh brought to (more than usual) standstill by Krispy Kreme  :lol: http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/feb/15/krispy-kremes-cause-chaos-edinburgh

That's the 'M8 Bingo Wing' of the League of Fatties rioting again, this just after The Sauchie Chipshop riot too, wherever next?  :-\

DDT did a job on me

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had me with the title...
DDT did a job on me

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