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Off Topic / Re: Caption Competition!
« on: 30 March, 2010, 01:52:00 PM »
The day Warick Davis was sent the wrong casting sheet ...

Off Topic / Re: Lessons from kids TV shows
« on: 30 March, 2010, 01:47:44 PM »
Nobody would dare!

I am less maternal than a dalek....


Off Topic / Re: Lessons from kids TV shows
« on: 29 March, 2010, 09:31:02 PM »
Well... they are made with a different priority than reality...

Explain what value this has ....

Bet you get asked to babysit *a lot*.

Off Topic / Lessons from kids TV shows
« on: 29 March, 2010, 08:49:02 PM »
Watching a glut of kids DVDs and TV with my near 5-year old, I have learned that:

No matter how may train crashes there are or the devastation caused, 'luckily no one was hurt'.

Incompetent, bumbling postmen are unsackable, despite losing/finding/breaking/fixing your daily mail and involving the entire village.

Thanks to a certain little explorer girl, my son knows more Spanish than he does English, and only last week kept jumping in front of an automatic door shouting 'Abrir!'

If you were a stoner, 'Waybuloo' would be awesome ...

Off Topic / Re: Return of the King & happiness!!
« on: 28 March, 2010, 09:05:55 PM »
Loved Happiness - but it's absoultely nuts. A father drugging his whole family so he can rape his young son's best friend, a female writer wishing she had been raped to get into a character's mindset - fucked-up. People were walking out of the cinema when I saw it. To this day my missus has only seen the first half; she refuses to sit through it all.

And re-reading the above I guess I don't blame her  :lol:

Film & TV / Re: FLASH GORDON remake
« on: 28 March, 2010, 08:38:58 PM »
Is Zac Efron The New Flash Gordon?


I'm ill. Seriously ill ...

Film & TV / Paul W.S. Anderson Helms "Buck Rogers" Remake
« on: 25 March, 2010, 06:51:48 PM »
First a 'serious' Flash Gordon remake and now this - my inner child is screaming:

Paul W.S. Anderson ("Event Horizon," "Resident Evil") has signed on to direct a new 3D adaptation of sci-fi hero "Buck Rogers" reports Deadline New York.


Film & TV / Re: Sparticus:Blood and Sand(or Blood and Boobies)
« on: 22 March, 2010, 11:05:32 AM »
As much as I enjoyed 300 and look forward to watching Spartacus, hopefully the Rome movie they're currently adapting won't go the 300 route.

I mentioned a Nemesis the Warlock film before - add in your ABC's and you've got a crossover ala Iron Man & Avengers, right there.

Film & TV / Re: Alice in Wonderland - British version Trailer
« on: 21 March, 2010, 03:19:37 AM »
The last 3D film I saw was Ice Pirates, in 1984. Horrible experience. Don't think I've seen it since ...

Music / Re: Discovered / rediscovered music thread
« on: 20 March, 2010, 09:08:08 PM »
I've found that the older I get the more extreme my musical taste has become. Mrs. Goatilocks enjoys 70's hard rock, and shakes her head whenever I put on Immolation, Abscess or Vomitory to name but a few ...

Music / Re: Discovered / rediscovered music thread
« on: 20 March, 2010, 06:28:51 PM »
I've been posting that everywhere too, Goatilocks.  Finally my teenage gumpiness has an explaination, I was addicted to metal and needed more albums.

I'm 41 and still the same, Mike ...

Music / Re: Discovered / rediscovered music thread
« on: 20 March, 2010, 09:19:05 AM »
A 42 year-old Swedish dishwasher named Roger Tullgren was determined by psychologists to be addicted to heavy metal, and thus, given permission to listen to loud music at work, and also, disability.


General / Re: Judge Dredd - The Executioner
« on: 19 March, 2010, 11:35:00 AM »
I loved this story - "My leg - you're leaning on my leg!" - and yes, Ezquerra can draw sexy women. In tight latex catsuits. With guns.

Film & TV / Re: Predators - Teaser
« on: 19 March, 2010, 11:26:57 AM »
So, so looking forward to this.

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