2000 ad Villain beefs up Coventry City's Defence

[Ochs]

Bloody hell! Coventry City played Nuneaton Borough in a pre-season friendly last night and who did they play in defence? A player by the name of Papa Angel! I hope they've recruited the whole gang. Judging by what Junior's been doing in the Meg lately any team visiting the Ricoh Arena won't have a leg to stand on. Promotion Beckons. Now, if we can just sign someone like Kano as a centre half...

[JOE SOAP]

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[satchmo]

Well thats nowt, Newcastle have signed Mean Angel! He's calling himself Joey Barton at the minute though :)

[davidbishop]

You're thinking of Zidane. He's going up to quatre!

[petemaskreplica]

I see Aston Villa have just signed Homer Simpson.http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/7/71/250px-Marlon_Harewood.jpg">

[JeffreyMT]

There is a football league referee called Darren Deadman who was in charge of a couple of games that I saw in league 1 last season.

Bit of a stretch I know, but may explain why his proposed Megazine series never saw the light of day...

[Tiplodocus]

No, I think Homer is currently starring in
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