The pants game....

[Woolly]

Just a little something to liven up your mornings!

Now this is the pants game. Idea is you take a song title and replace one of the words with 'pants'.

Best ive come up with are...

Pink Floyd - another brick in the pants,
Bette Midler - Wind beneath my pants,
Phil Collins - coming in the pants tonite,
Meat Loaf - pants out of hell.

Over to you.......

[Woolly]

Bryan Adams - the only thing that looks good on me...is pants.

[starscape]

STARSCAPE, the new comic from Superherostore Comics (www.superherostore.co.uk) will be launched at Winterfest Comics Festival (1st Nov 2003) at the Holiday Inn, Bloomsbury, London - see www.comicfestival.co.uk for more details and look out for our table shared with the Girly Comic.

Advance copies can be purchased from the Superhero Store (www.superherostore.co.uk) or from www.starscapecomic.co.uk - a new website under construction soon, to feature previews, animated comics, a guest book and more...!

The first issue features: -
- the Leopard from Lime Street a retelling of the origin of Billy Farmer's powers
- the Deterrent the end of a cosmic superhero
- Damage Circus it's robot wars with one deadly difference!
- Plus features on British and US comics and cartoons.

Hope to see you there!

Link: Beyond your present...

[Queen Firey-Bou]

funnily enough my family generally play this game singing in the car. the other variant is 'pants on yur head' as you do, and 'cup of tea' 'for breakfast', you'll find that every song evah, will fit one of these.

" look at the pants, see how they shine for youuuuuu, and every tea you drink, why it was all pants "

etc etc etc

[Wils]

I'm a sod for ruining people's favourite songs by coming up with alternative lyrics for them. Some choice ones being:

The Moody Blues - "Tights that I've shat in, never reaching the end."

R.E.M. - "That's me in the corner. That's me in the tight pants, showing my religion."

The Water Boys - "You saw my hole when I mooned." (my personal favourite)

The 'tea' ones were always a laugh as well. Robert Palmer - She Makes my Tea, Bob Marley - No Woman No Tea etc.

[Adrian Bamforth]

Er...My Pants Will Go On ?

ADE

[Woolly]

Saving all my pants for you,
Sympathy for the pants,
Smells like teen pants,
Sing when your pants,
With or with-out pants,
Sweet pants o' mine,
One hand in my pants,
Wuthering pants,
Get outta my dreams (get into my pants),
Heaven knows im pants now,
Run to the pants,
Lucy in the pants with diamonds,


Why it just goes on and on and on....

[Queen Firey-Bou]

ive got sunshine on a pants-free day.......

[Woolly]

'You never close your eyes any more when i kiss your pants...'

[Something Fishy]

The cutting crew

"I just died in your pants tonight"

[petemaskreplica]

strangers in the pants
anarchy in the pants
paranoid pants
white pants (don't do it)
empty pants at empty tables
pants vibrations
a day in the pants
interstellar pants
aquapants
close to the pants
where have all the pants gone
last night a dj saved my pants
your pants
save all your pants for me

[Something Fishy]

mypants have broken.
in my pants.

[DavidXBrunt]

Queen - Greaters Pants.

Another one bites the pants,
Killer pants,
Fat bottomed pants,
Your my best pants,
Dont stop me pants,
Crazy little thing called pants,
Good old fashioned pants,
We are the pants,
A kind of pants,
Under pants,
I want to break pants,
It's a hard pants,
I'm going slightly oants,
The invisible pants,
The pants must go on,
Too much pants will kill you,
Les Pants De amor,
Thank god it's pants.

[Art]

Pah. A far better game is "warpigs", in which  find odd and amusing headlines and then append the line "...just like witches at black masses" -- like so

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=index&cid=757">'Shock and Awe' Barrage Hits Patent Office
...just like witches at black masses!

Oh lawd yeah. See if you can find your own.  

[Queen Firey-Bou]

"It was a mistake but the BBC's fault, says Blunkett " ...just like witches at black masses!

   ooooo i likee this game, cos i hear it singggg


(Bou goes to dig out some old metal vinyl)