Give me sympathy or give me death!

[Buttonman]

£250,000 - balloons fell and everything.

[Richmond Clements]

The jammy bastard. What's he moaning about then??

[SamuelAWilkinson]

It's all in gift vouchers for further games of Quiz Call.

[Richmond Clements]

Jesus.

You poor poor man...

[House of Usher]

You do have my sympathy definitely. Although if it's food poisoning you got, I might say "well, that's what you get for eating meat". Assuming it was meat you ate that gave you the food poisononing.

Anyway, no need to explain or justify yourself; get well soon, comiserations on your spoiled evenings' entertainment, and I hope your job prospects perk up in the future (in these very financially tight times for TV production).