What has eight legs ....?

paddykafka · 06 July, 2011, 11:44:11 AM

What has eight legs and kills his girlfriend? Squid Vicious.

Mikey · 06 July, 2011, 12:29:44 PM

Arms. A squid has eight arms Paddy

M.

vzzbux · 06 July, 2011, 08:36:00 PM

What's Black, White, Red all over and pays people to snoop on victims?

Too soon??
I'll get me coat.

V

Spaceghost · 07 July, 2011, 08:06:55 AM

What's grey and comes in pints?

An elephant.

Dandontdare · 07 July, 2011, 09:20:06 AM

What's brown and sticky?

A stick

strontium71 · 07 July, 2011, 07:38:33 PM

What's green and smells of bacon?

Kermits fingers

Zarjazzer · 07 July, 2011, 08:15:10 PM

What's abrupt and snorts too much?

Kurt Cocaine

Rog69 · 07 July, 2011, 08:58:28 PM

"Doctor, Doctor I have a strawberry stuck up mu bum!"

"I've got some cream for that."

Dode C · 07 July, 2011, 11:34:04 PM

What do you call a Scotsman who's almost home?

Hamish.

Definitely Not Mister Pops · 07 July, 2011, 11:39:28 PM

A termite walks into a pub and asks 'Is the bar tender here?'

Definitely Not Mister Pops · 08 July, 2011, 12:00:19 AM

Quote from: Dandontdare on 07 July, 2011, 09:20:06 AM
What's brown and sticky?

A stick

What's brown and runny?

Usain Bolt

The Doctor Alt 8 · 27 August, 2011, 03:45:24 PM

"knock knock!"

"Who's there?"

"Oh, you guessed!"

JamesC · 27 August, 2011, 05:11:18 PM

I thought it was going to be what has 8 legs and a big black c*nt?

The A Team

I wasn't going to post that in case it's racist, but it's not really is it?

Richmond Clements · 27 August, 2011, 05:48:52 PM

Quote from: JamesC on 27 August, 2011, 05:11:18 PM
I thought it was going to be what has 8 legs and a big black c*nt?

The A Team

I wasn't going to post that in case it's racist, but it's not really is it?

Glad you did it, James! It saves me angsting over doing it or not now.

The Enigmatic Dr X · 27 August, 2011, 05:56:47 PM

Why did the baker have smelly hands?

Because he was kneading a poo.