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This thread's been gone too long. Look what's happened to the board as a result!

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Trout, you little marvel. That's great!

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It's actually quite offensive not to admire pictures like these. It's actually our duty.

It goes without saying that modern women are intelligent, creative and motivated individuals, gifted not only with admirable determination and drive but a sense of humour, kindness and preprosessing benevolence that makes them the best and most worthy of all God's creatures.

But there's more to them than just a pretty brain, you know - sometimes we're all so wrapped up in their inner qualities that we ignore or neglect those females who simply look stunning in lingerie and desperately want to be looked at. There are thousands of leggy, busty women whose charms are not appreciated because we're all too busy admiring women for their minds. Thank god this thread exists to redress the balance.

My dog died three weeks ago after a nine-month long(!) bout of cancer. He had a cist on his arse so big that it was making it difficult for him to poo, so the poor old chap had constipation to add to his worries. I know nobody can help or change these things, but I can't help feeling he deserved a better end,  y'know?

I wouldn't read too much into the 'Ukko' thing, Tyrll, I suspect Mills just nicked the word because it had the right sort of 'sound.'

Tolkein did the same, nicking names from Norse mythology - 'Gandalf' is originally the name of a dwarf, for instance (meaning Wizard-Elf) and 'Gimli' is the name of a roof of one of the Halls that will spring up in the new civilsation after Ragnarok. So they bear no relation to their original useage, just had the sound that Tolkein was looking for.

Having said that, I love your idea of his being a disgraced god doing penance!

Ha! No, I'd never got that either.

What uncanny timing to choose to ressurect this. Did you deliberately wait to post that fact exactly four years to the day after this thread was created, Mr C? If so, I salute you.


And in the spirit of the thread - FACT: Bats always turn left when exiting their cave.