I'm really jealous of you. You're such a good writer.
I'd make scojo's script into a film!
Message for all: this is a fishy post.
Troutman does not need to agree, but certain others must.
Jenny?
Trouty heads to bed
And I realy fancy you Scojo, you're such a scriptwriting hunk.
Jealousy is so destructive, scojo has the soul of a poet, and the vision of a young Scorsese.
I feel the same way.
I'ld like to express my feelings in the style of a Scojo Charchter;
"I would offer complimentary statements in relation to your script related activities."
Apparently Wagner stole something similar from the great scoje.
And my feelings are too strong to display in a single post, so i'd also like you to know that you're a very beautiful person.
After the Queen Mums death Scojo is the nations favourite grandmother.
Alright, I'll come out of the closet too.
I also like Scojo's work.
I feel it has the flavour of William Goldman at his best.
I also hear he has a cranium the size of a watermelon.
MikeD - The Trout Comes Out!
Dear Scojo,
you remind me of my all-time hero, le Petomane.
C.
As I have left this board, I cannot reply.
However the scojo fanclub is now online.At:
www.sarcasmreallydoesntworkonmessageboards.com
scojo
Dear scojo,
I am serious. I am a great admirer of Joseph pujol, aka le Petomane. I think your work is similar to his work.
C.
Chris,
You are taking the p**s.
For those who don't know, Jospeph Pujol was a performer who...well how can I put it...he farted for a living.
So I guess you are saying my work is shit.
Hmmm.
scojo
Or perhaps that you merely produce a lot of hot noxious air...
Hey Scojo - why did yoou put in stars for the letters in p**s but not for shit or farted?
A writer of your calibre should have higher standards than that.
You're great.
Troutster
Dear scojo,
"Jospeph Pujol was a performer who...well how can I put it...he farted for a living.
So I guess you are saying my work is shit. "
No, only if he accidentally made a follow-through ;-)
When you make grand claims about your scripts then abuse people who offer honest criticism, you are, like Pujol, full of the kind of hot air which is amusing but also makes offense. That is the comparison I make.
C.
>I also hear he has a cranium the size of a watermelon.
...but testicles the size of grape seeds.
Life's cruel like that.
Your getting my fishy self all excited writing such things Jenny you little monkey you.
The Trout comes out!!
Its about time too!! I thought you'd never join me on the dark side of the pool.
The problem with all these posts is I can't tell if you genuinely like my scripts or not.
So until you say different, I will believe you when you say my work is great.
Ha ha ha!
scojo putting the f in art
the scripts are particularly good when read underwater in a dark pool.
I loved them.
I love your scripts, Scojo. I loooooove them.
"The problem with all these posts is I can't tell if you genuinely like my scripts or not.
So until you say different, I will believe you when you say my work is great.
Ha ha ha!"
He's reacting as predicted. Oh dear.
Something's gone wrong with the culture and we've created a monster.
Hey somethingfishy, by "coming out," I didn't mean I was desperate to see you in Minnow Boy tights. Fear not!
- There's Trout As Queer As Folk!
I new what you meant Trout man.
We may be fishy but we're straight!!
Scojo, we still love you.
Yes, we do.
All together know.....'ohhhhh Scojo we love you!'
I dont.
So cruel. Like poking a dog with a stick.
Make sure it's plenty sharp. Salt and vinegar on standby...
what's wih all this necroposting?
It's fun! Go on Max, prod scojo with a pointed stick.