SCOJO HAS VIRUS SOFTWARE

Thread Zero · 15 January, 2002, 04:14:30 AM

Just for the record, I bought some anti virus software about a month ago!

I did a systems check yesterday. On my life I did!

This bandit or badrans or whatever it's called, infects your address book and sends this email virus to people on your list.

I have had loads of "THIS MAY HAVE THE BADRANS (OR WHATEVER THE DAMNED THING IS CALLED!) VIRUS" emails sent to me in the last two months. At least 30 to 40 I'd guess. I then scan my computer from top to bottom and it reads no virus present.

I promise you I'm completely clean.

I a got many emails from a friend I know in France today. He replied 3 times back and he had no problems.

This virus is very strange. I think it says YOU MAY have a virus if you open the email. It always said that when I got one. However as I say I have never actually had this virus affect my hardrive etc.

I swear on my cat's life shooshi, this is the case.

I am clean!!!!!

scojo washing himself now in the shower

Dominic O'Rourke · 15 January, 2002, 05:03:25 AM

you can never be sure where those paws have been!

Thread Zero · 15 January, 2002, 05:54:18 AM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Shooshi is very clean!

Respect to shooshi, the cat who's where it's at.

scojo the shooshi lover

paulvonscott · 15 January, 2002, 05:55:13 AM

No, Scojo, we weren't saying you had a software virus, just the lurgie.

Keep Back! Don't touch him!

Only kidding, it does give you an air of danger though :)

paulvonscott · 15 January, 2002, 06:11:30 AM

I just got a virus free e-mail.

Wait...

My throat...

Aurghk.

'thunk'

(sometime later)

He's dead, dead by some disease that makes you dead. Bag him boys, he's off to the morgue.

Could it have been the e-mail?

No, I checked that, it's clean. Unfortunatley the guy hadn't had a drink for a wee and his body just couldn't cope. Fool, when will they learn that the human body cannot live without the healing powers of beer?

I don't know Larry, I just don't know.

paulvonscott · 15 January, 2002, 06:12:49 AM

He drinks wee? Jeez.

No, I meant to say week. But y'know, I can't say the letter K on a Wednesday very well.

That's to bad.

Fuc ing too right.

Thread Zero · 15 January, 2002, 06:20:34 AM

Wanna join me there for a quick chat?

scojo

paulvonscott · 15 January, 2002, 06:24:58 AM

I would but I've been trying to get in all night and it won't let me, see my plea to Wake below. I can't see any words I type. I'll hang around and see if I can see your typing.

Thread Zero · 15 January, 2002, 06:33:06 AM

Me too!

I think by adding the who's where link, Wake has affected the chat room log in.

I'm sure he'll correct it next time he's in Rebellion Towers.

Oh well, maybe we'll chat once it's fixed.

Night night.

scojo