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Started by Funt Solo, 27 March, 2024, 04:31:06 AM

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The Screw-Bix Catalogue - Before his mysterious evaporation, Bix Barton's mortal enemy Fix Farton released a dossier of 150 secrets with the potential to destroy our intrepid hero! Now that dossier is for sale on Eeriebay!! It's just not cricket, by Jove!!!

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Rogue Hooker - in the seedy backwater gene-brothels of Nu-Earth the glistening fronds and pulsating



No. Just no.

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Cass and Ra and Herr Sun - the Egyptian god of the sun and Mrs. Anderson's little girl go on a road trip to find the Nazi who caught the magical fish that ate Osiris's willy in order to restore Mjolnir to Olympus before Quetzalcoatl marries Stalin to usher in the New Age of Weeping Sores and Assorted Miseries which will pave the way for the LHC in Cern to release Cthulhu into Narnia. (By John Smith.)



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Funt Solo

Quote from: The Legendary Shark on Today at 07:29:31 PMRogue Hooker
The untold story of what went on in Cinnabar between the panels.


Quote from: The Legendary Shark on Today at 07:50:30 PM(By John Smith.)
I was going to say this sounds like another book of Periwinkle Supreme.
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