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SPOILERtastic - So, how gay is Judge Gordon?

Started by Dudley, 01 June, 2005, 08:42:37 PM

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Byron Virgo

And to be fair, Max did take me to a gay pub in Notting Hill one time...

DavidXBrunt

Judge Gordon can't be very gay because this thread hasn't mentioned any of the iconicaly camp bringers of justice, or the 4 Gay Judges - Judge Judy Garland, Judge Liberace, Judge Charlie Hawtry (catchphrase 'Gays into the fist of Hawtry') and Judge Gielgud.

Max Kon

...and then ed paid me ?50 for sevices rendered.

who looks worse now? huh?

Bolt-01

Actually Max, you do. Did he get any change?

Bolt-01

SamuelAWilkinson

Ah, Bolt. You've wasted an opportunity there. The correct response should've been "did he leave a deposit?"
Nobody warned me I would be so awesome.

Byron Virgo

He's right, you clearly come out of it worse Max - after all, you were the service provider, whilst I was only the unfortunate customer (at least that's what I told the police officer...)

Dudley

At least now we know how gay Judge Max would be.

Carlsborg Expert

I really like this story at the moment.

It sparks creative writing, rather than action packed head to head punch outs.

Detective story over action.Nice.Groovy.


Max Kon

max wonders if everyone knows he isn't being serious

Max Kon

I don't know any more
What is it with
All of you? Are you to stupid to
Notice the fact
That i find it hard to express myself?
Can't you tell how difficult it is for me?
Or are always misinterpreting what I say?
Cause you should all
Know i'm not gay
!

Conexus

'you should all
Know i'm not gay!'

Yeah, people should stop calling Max gay, when he is certainly not. you should all respect his right to be a lesbian

paulvonscott


Carlsborg Expert

Bidduva treat for you tonight paul.

HHGtG followed by the original Thing from another planet!

paulvonscott

I'm too tired for the Thing from Another World, and that's not a Xenosexual reference.  It is a great movie though.

House of Usher

STRIKE !!!