The Political Thread

[Frank]

Of course I've had it in the ear before.

Pardon?

[Definitely Not Mister Pops]

Here comes johnny yen again
With the liquor and drugs
And the flesh machine
He's gonna do another strip tease.
Hey man, where'd ya get that lotion?
I've been hurting since I've bought the gimmick
About something called love
Yeah, something called love.
Well, that's like hypnotizing chickens.

Well, I'm just a modern guy
Of course, I've had it in the ear before.
I have a lust for life
'cause of a lust for life.

I'm worth a million in prizes
With my torture film
Drive a gto
Wear a uniform
All on a government loan.
I'm worth a million in prizes
Yeah, I'm through with sleeping on the sidewalk
No more beating my brains
No more beating my brains
With liquor and drugs
With liquor and drugs.
Well, I'm just a modern guy
Of course, I've had it in my ear before
Well, I've a lust for life (lust for life)
'cause of a lust for life (lust for life, oooo)
I got a lust for life (oooo)
Got a lust for life (oooo)
Oh, a lust for life (oooo)
Oh, a lust for life (oooo)
A lust for life (oooo)
I got a lust for life (oooo)
Got a lust for life.

Well, I'm just a modern guy
Of course, I've had it in my ear before
Well, I've a lust for life
'cause I've a lust for life.

Here comes johnny yen again
With the liquor and drugs
And the flesh machine
He's gonna do another strip tease.
Hey man, where'd ya get that lotion?
Your skin starts itching once you buy the gimmick
About something called love
Love, love, love
Well, that's like hypnotizing chickens.

Well, I'm just a modern guy
Of course, I've had it in the ear before
And I've a lust for life (lust for life)
'cause I've a lust for life (lust for life)
Got a lust for life
Yeah, a lust for life
I got a lust for life
A lust for life
Got a lust for life
Yeah a lust for life
I got a lust for life
Lust for life
Lust for life
Lust for life
Lust for life
Lust for life

[JOE SOAP]

You just made that up!

[Gonk]

Of course I've had it in the ear before.

Pardon?

a painful sdeath, car crash or Geworge Osbourne? I'm confused.Was the sex doll used at the party conference? Was Jimmy Saville there as we'll? Or is it Jim'll Fix it I mean do I?

[Richmond Clements]

You just made that up!

Where's the damned LIKE button!?

[JOE SOAP]

[vzzbux]

A sex toy? Really?




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[judgefloyd]

this thread is getting like the threajacking thread.  Were you all moved by Clegg's apology?  Did anyone see Julia Gillard's 'misognyn' speech?

[NapalmKev]

this thread is getting like the threajacking thread.  Were you all moved by Clegg's apology?  Did anyone see Julia Gillard's 'misognyn' speech?

I find Nick Clegg to be a bit of a damp squib, or wet fart or (insert appropriate). The trouble with him and others of his ilk is that they continually bullshit everyone, then they're on their knees begging forgiveness and understanding for causing the very problems we are facing.

Cheers 

[Frank]

Did anyone see Julia Gillard's 'misognyn' speech?

She sounds like a cunt.  joke

[Dudley]

Scottish Independence - are ye for or agin?

[COMMANDO FORCES]

For and hopefully one of the benefits is that we will never see the New/Old Labour party in power south of the border EVER AGAIN

[Jim_Campbell]

For and hopefully one of the benefits is that we will never see the New/Old Labour party in power south of the border EVER AGAIN

Why, yes, because having this shower of over-privileged public school cunts in charge, dismantling our public services and putting them in the hands of private companies who will be subsidised by our taxes every time they prove too incompetent to make money even when handed a defacto monopoly is infinitely preferable.

Edit to add: Beyond the dreams of Swift -- they're selling our blood.

Bah.

Jim

[COMMANDO FORCES]

Go UKIP

If it's good for Scotland then it's good for us

[Jim_Campbell]

UKIP are also shower of over-privileged public school cunts, who happen to have added parochial little-Englander syndrome to their array of unappealing character traits. Let's face it, if you dislike foreigners so much that you can't find a place in the Tory party, drowning's too fucking good for you.

Cheers

Jim