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Not wanting to get picky or anything, Karne... but Arnold was the Cyberdyne Systems 101, not the T-100, which is actually the T-1000.

And your facts are usually so reliable...

Capt.Zeep, your one was bad. Karne, if this is even possible, yours was worse.

Congratulations all!

It's all the tartan that's the giveaway... now I shall run very fast in the opposite direction, before I am hit by a fire engine...

'FACT: I have sent the wife to the pub with her fit mate to get time to visit you lot tonight!'


Now, I don't know about everybody else, but I've got a question...
It's about this 'fit mate' and 'the wife'... are you angling for something there..?

Proudhuff, this is the best thing I have read in a long time. Great fun, thankyou!!

That Diana was a bit of a slapper, though.

Right on brother!!
Smash the state!

In her defence, the teeth were not so much dirty as a sickly green grey colour, brought on by years of heavy absinthe drinking and copious cocaine use.
I heard she had a third nipple, too.

FACT: As, I suspect Karne well knows, you cannot libel the dead.

That Queen mum was a twat, wasn't she?

For gods sake, be careful!

'One of the best ways to avoid temporary partial loss of sight and blinding headaches is to "NOT" stare at a UV light when exposing a silk screen.'


And how would you know..?

I'd add a fact to Kylie anyday.

F'narr F'narr

So, what was it?
You can whisper it...

That's as good a reason for this as any

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Actually Rotts, I think the board is the PERFECT place to visit in the middle of a 'heated discussion' with your spouse.

And there is, of course, the Cowboy Builder crab...

Not to forget that other scourge of the Hermit crab life, the squatter crab.
Or have you done that one already?

FACT: I had a day off work and went shopping, I spent too much on things I did not need and my feet ate sore.