gratuitous disney moment for the trout...

[The Monarch]

well everyone else is doing this so the torturers assistent might as well join in

under the sea from the little mermaid

The seaweed is always greener
In somebody else's lake
You dream about going up there
But that is a big mistake
Just look at the world around you
Right here on the ocean floor
Such wonderful things surround you
What more is you lookin' for?

Under the sea
Under the sea
Darling it's better
Down where it's wetter
Take it from me
Up on the shore they work all day
Out in the sun they slave away
While we devotin'
Full time to floatin'
Under the sea

Down here all the fish is happy
As off through the waves they roll
The fish on the land ain't happy
They sad 'cause they in their bowl
But fish in the bowl is lucky
They in for a worser fate
One day when the boss get hungry
Guess who's gon' be on the plate

Under the sea
Under the sea
Nobody beat us
Fry us and eat us
In fricassee
We what the land folks loves to cook
Under the sea we off the hook
We got no troubles
Life is the bubbles
Under the sea
Under the sea
Since life is sweet here
We got the beat here
Naturally
Even the sturgeon an' the ray
They get the urge 'n' start to play
We got the spirit
You got to hear it
Under the sea

The newt play the flute
The carp play the harp
The plaice play the bass
And they soundin' sharp
The bass play the brass
The chub play the tub
The fluke is the duke of soul
(Yeah)
The ray he can play
The lings on the strings
The trout rockin' out
The blackfish she sings
The smelt and the sprat
They know where it's at
An' oh that blowfish blow

Under the sea
Under the sea
When the sardine
Begin the beguine
It's music to me
What do they got? A lot of sand
We got a hot crustacean band
Each little clam here
know how to jam here
Under the sea
Each little slug here
Cuttin' a rug here
Under the sea
Each little snail here
Know how to wail here
That's why it's hotter
Under the water
Ya we in luck here
Down in the muck here
Under the sea

[W. R. Logan]

Might not be around for a day or two so pushing the next round forward:

Round Nineteen:

Nininininininininin Nineteen, 19, Ni-nineteen 19, 19,19,19,19.
Nininininininininin Nineteen, 19, Ni-nineteen 19, 19,19,19,19.

Won?t breakout into the full Paul Hardcastle song, but remember its tough out there.
So on to Round Nininininininininin Nineteen, and another 50 covers to choose from, so once more over the top dear boarders, once more and give those damn covers a taste of good old Tommy steel, and for the canon fodder at the front that?s:

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Now someone remove Wyatt?s restraining straps and let him loose.
Colonel Logan.



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Prog 901 - 950

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[DavidXBrunt]

Let's get this on-topic, shall we?
Strike up the band,
P.V.S. - get your triangle,
Slips - you're on drums,
Devons Daddy - blow that sas,
Oddboy - hit the turntables!

The stories are always better,
In somebody else's comic,
You dream about buying that one,
But that is a big mistake,
Just look at the thrills around you
Right here on this very site,
Such wonderful tales astound you
Everytin' else is just shite!

2000 A.D.!
2000 A.D.!
Darling it's thrillin'
Worth every shillin'
Take it from me
Everyone else they work all day
We sneak in here and have our say,
While we devotin'
Full time to scrotin'
2000 A.D.!

Down here all the squaxx is happy
As all through the progs they troll
The norms in the land ain't happy
They sad they not read slaughter bowl
But norms on the land is lucky
Some's in for a worser fate
One day at the end of this May,
Some hotel be invaded, when we congregate!

2000 A.D.
2000 A.D.
Nobody beats us
wins us or cheats us
try as they may,
We what the non-scrots loves to mock
But they just talking a lot of cock,
We got no troubles
Lots of speech bubbles
2000 A.D.
2000 A.D.
We know Judge Dredd here
Can quote what he's said here
Naturally!
Even the mighty one an' the droids
They get get on down and join the board,
We got the spirit
You got to hear it
2000 A.D.

Newt play the flute
Ace Garp play the harp
Middenfacee play the bass
And they soundin' sharp
Judge Cass play the brass
Darkies mob play the tub
Kirby Luke is the duke of soul
(Yeah)
Finn and Ray they can play
The Finks on the strings
And King Trout rockin' out
And blacklood he sings
And those Glimmer Rats,
They know where it's at
But my that Bison blow!

2000 A.D.
2000 A.D.
When Mek-quake shouting,
throwin droids aboutin
It's music to me
What do they got? A normal life,
We got a Russian whose arms a kinfe,
Each Otto Sump here
know how to jump here
2000 A.D.
Each little gronk here
Singing this song here
2000 A.D.
Each Eggonleg here
Dancing wit' a Klegg here
That's why it's hotter
For each little scrot 'ere
Ya we in luck here
Though we is stuck here,
2000 A.D.

[petemaskreplica]

my, for an animal abusing stalker, you turn a pretty rhyme, dxb :)

[The Monarch]

*claps*

well done

[Noisybast]

"While we devotin'
Full time to scrotin'
2000 A.D.! "

Erm... "Scroting"? I've never scroted a prog in my life. Wouldn't want to gum the pages up, see...

[Tu-plang]

Scroting!  From now on, Tharg is said to "Scrote" a prog if it's a good one.

Catchy though.

2000 A.D.
La-la-la-la.

[DavidXBrunt]

Well as in scrots and non-scrots. Have I missed something here?

[Bolt-01]

Brilliant, deserves more attention

Utterley Scrotey

Rotts

[DavidXBrunt]

Take Two!

Let's get this on-topic, shall we?
Strike up the band,
P.V.S. - get your triangle,
Slips - you're on drums,
Devons Daddy - blow that sas,
Oddboy - hit the turntables!

The stories are always better,
In somebody else's comic,
You dream about buying that one,
But that is a big mistake,
Just look at the thrills around you
Right here on this very site,
Such wonderful tales astound you
Everytin' else is just shite!

2000 A.D.!
2000 A.D.!
Darling it's thrillin'
Worth every shillin'
Take it from me
Everyone else they work all day
We sneak in here and have our say,
While we devotin'
Full time to scrottin'
2000 A.D.!

Down here all the squaxx is happy
As all through the progs they troll
The norms in the land ain't happy
They sad they not read slaughter bowl
But we are the one's who're lucky,
We know that the thrills are true,
Just think of those poor deserters,
Who gave up in 92.

2000 A.D.
2000 A.D.
Nobody beats us
wins us or cheats us
try as they may,
We what the non-scrotts loves to mock
But they just talking a lot of cock,
We got no troubles
Lots of speech bubbles
2000 A.D.
2000 A.D.
We know Judge Dredd here
Can quote what he's said here
Naturally!
Even the mighty one an' the droids
They get get on down and join the board,
We got the spirit
You got to hear it
2000 A.D.

Nest play the best
Ace Garp play the harp
Middenfacee play the bass
And they soundin' sharp
Judge Cass play the brass
Darkies mob play the tub
Kirby Luke is the duke of soul
(Yeah)
Finn and Ray they can play
The Finks on the strings
And King Trout rockin' out
And blacklood he sings
And those Glimmer Rats,
They know where it's at
And oh that Ukko blow!

2000 A.D.
2000 A.D.
When Mek-quake shouting,
throwin droids aboutin
It's music to me
What do they got? A normal life,
We got a Russian whose arms a kinfe,
Each Otto Sump here
know how to jump here
2000 A.D.
Each little gronk here
Singing this song here
2000 A.D.
Each Eggonleg here
Dancing wit' a Klegg here
That's why it's hotter
For each little scrott 'ere
Ya we in luck here
Though we is stuck here,
2000 A.D.

[Something Fishy]

Any room for a piano in there?

[Slippery PD]

Im officially arythmic - I have no rythm at all.  So having me on drums may count against!!!

Yer Slippo