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Mike, we forgot 'Goodbye Gemini' (admittedly it's so pigging hard to find I wouldn't bother) - more axe murder and burgulary by Tranny than you can shake a swagger stick at!

While not intending equate Playboy with 'healthy sex life', naturally.

Ha ha!

And every meal you eat from that crockery will contain a reminder of that money "wasted" at the bottom, beneath the gravy.  The ceramic laughter of the percelain gods rings in your ears like a modern day Orpheus and you suspect you're being taken for a ride.....

Horrid.  Been there.

That's what happens when you spunk an irrational amount of cash on a 'Wonder Woman' breakfast service young man!
Minor impediment of the day? Lack of an extra button at the bottom of my dress, damn thing keeps flapping open as I walk

Mondays generally get a 'Meh' response from me (having to get up early to take a tablet that makes me feel ropey, meh indeed) but life's sort of ok because it's more than half way through this accursed day - woo, and quite possibly, hoo!

But there are NIPPLES, surely that's several shades of wrong? After all, cartoon or not, she's still someone's mum

On the plus side, I'm in the first fragile week of quitting smoking, and already I can breathe in deeply without my lungs hurting any more. On the negative side, grrraaaaahhhhhhhhhh! Smash! Destroy! Murder! Howl!

Keep it up Sharkey, you'll soon have the pink lungs of a teenager and ladies queuing up to run their fingers through you hair - no, really!

Your first task is to prepare us a buffet of delicious meat and heroin based snack traits with an oversized platter of cheeseburgers which you caught in the wild as the centerpiece.

Me caught in the wild? What do I have to do to get my own leather armchair?!

[The Fly]

The Fly (Cronenberg) and Pan's Labyrinth.

Silence of the Lambs is an excellent film - but avoid the subsequent Hannibal films like the plague!

Not scrictly a film, but Charlie Brooker's zombie/reality TV satire Dead Set is well worth a watch too.

Dead Set was excellent, also recommended are Susperia, Alien (well it scared me!) and anything written by M.R. James

I have a passion for crap British horror films so I also recommend Horror Hospital (dwarves and buckets of fake blood), Psychomania (zombie bikers in the home counties) and A study in terror (Sherlock Holmes meets Jack the Ripper, Barbara Windsor gets done to DETH)

Later you tease!

you know me so well!

*puts feet up* I think I'm going to like it here 

27 - only a young 'un, sorry!

Hey Wild/Kate!

You took my challenge and must now suffer my standard introduction to new boarders.  Yes everyone, Wild is known to me from the outside world.

"Nice to meet you and stick around, this really is the friendliest place on the web"

Ok everyone, what's the male/female/other ratio now?

So no hideous acts of initiation which I'd obviously have to excuse myself from what with being a lady and all that - ?

I'm obeying standard etiquette and announcing myself as a newby - be gentle with me!