"Is it in yet, Barry?"

[Trout]

The best ideas are always the simplest...

Link: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/6120914.stm" target="_blank">A speedster's best friend

[Wils]

That story's ripe for some *fantastic* misquoting. :)

[Trout]

Yup. It's genius.

"By the time the condom is on, the mood is halfway out the window."

[SamuelAWilkinson]

My favourite is:

He said it had taken him five years' hard work to get the product to market.

[Wils]

SOUTH AFRICAN MEN IN "HAIR TRIGGER" REVELATION

"If you're slow, it'll take you three seconds. You can really do it in one," Mr van Rensburg's former business partner Roelf Mulder told the AFP news agency.