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Off Topic / Exoplanetary Searcher.
« on: 27 December, 2006, 08:42:52 AM »
Nyeas... very fascinating. The only good news in today. I had to save unitl I had finished all the war news, so as to cheer me up afterwards as well as give me something to look forward to at the time.

Also TinTin fans follow the article to the ottom and find an exhibition of work based around the character presumabley.

Nah its a good page and its a good paper today.

Link: On a two and a half year mission...

General / Christmas Question...?
« on: 23 December, 2006, 09:12:16 PM »
Has there been any Judges with sideburns like Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction, really big chops and all that?

I know a moustache is frowned upon by the elite guard dc but if not, why not? *

*see NB

NB; Not including F Millar's Dredd

Help! / Tesco de-liver-y feAr.
« on: 22 December, 2006, 11:31:01 AM »
Waiting for the van of feast for this beastly time of year I was struck upon the idea that the Tesco delivery drivers had become desperado killers.

They had purposely stuck their details down for extra food transport work to consumers houses with the intent of actually terrorising and murdering a load of customers at their houses. Simultaneously they would pillage, rape and go on this subversive rampage ending in a blazing gun battle on the coast as they finally get caught and they themselves shot and killed. I was sure it would be the day I was on their address route, somewhere around the third to the last household whom had fallen victim.

Or they might not deliver at all.


Off Topic / The Thurso town got cult. Is yours?
« on: 07 December, 2006, 01:17:23 PM »
Inspired by the mention from Letter of the Week AND the fact my town has been mentioned in GTA San Andreas;("This desert's as barren as Chorlton" or something) AND there is always a thread on lames to fame, is there any other posters who live in towns which have been given cult (or in the fullness of desperation a claim to fame) stasis?

I mean theres Cardiff for a start in Dr Who.

The list may be endless and it may end here. Must be loads of 2000ad references to areas local to readers.

Just curious too

Help! / Downloaded fonts 2 photoshop?
« on: 02 December, 2006, 02:16:10 PM »
Sorry can any of the fontmasters here help me with applicatinging downloaded fonts into my photoshop?

Its a bright and brisk afternoon here at Expert Towers and any of the fontlords on their computers this afternoon willing to share their inconcievably massive font knowledge will be greatly appreciated,



Help! / Sky dealing like hustlers.
« on: 29 November, 2006, 05:18:50 PM »
So me and my partner decided to buy into Sky right.

Great for the 3 month freebie deal.

Bad news started coming through when the bills did not correspond to the deal.

Phoned them.

They said get in touch with the suppliers. A company called Spectrum supplied us with box, dish and installation.

Apparently a code was given to Sky ( Sky bod's blaming suppliers) and it was wrong. Phone back suppliers, Suppliers say- "right code is given to Sky.

The suppliers give us the code to give to Sky.

20 minutes holding time. My partner gets cut off halfway through the complaint.

Another 20 minutes hold. Some mumbling prick denies any knowledge and cannot get any management to speak to us, regarding the money they now owe us from DD overpayments.

No channels except Zone shite and still back to a premium package after 3 month freebie.

Another 20 mins hold tomorrow with no knowing wther we will be redeemed for Sky's f**k up

Has anybody else been shafted by the company and can I get any legal advice on how to sock it to these cocks.


General / Where's doze African Judges stories to be found?
« on: 30 October, 2006, 07:40:17 PM »
I have a nice idea for the African Judges in a fan story. Absolutely not informed about these characters.

Could do with help in which progs they appear in and any special continuity they may have with Megas City and the Joe.

Beer credits will be handed out to any who do help.


Macaroni Rothwell.

Off Topic / Re: The calender of the trivial......
« on: 20 October, 2006, 06:22:51 PM »
Troppmann, Jean Baptiste
He killed a whole family (father, a pregnant mother and six children, from 17 to 2 years old) in 1869. Nobody knows why. He was executed on the 19th of January 1870 in Paris. He was 20. During the execution, he managed to bite the fingers of assistant Nicolas Roch.

Tales from the guillotine.

Film & TV / Philms
« on: 20 October, 2006, 11:44:24 AM »
Zone Horror has a tendency to churn out some spiffingly low key B~movies. Right now

Phantam from Space is on. Has this board ever done a topten of B-Movies?

Anyway it's a nice topic and I wondered if you lot would share your favourite B-movies with the rest of the web..:)

General / Re: RIPs
« on: 05 September, 2006, 12:27:53 AM »
I'm reckoning its all a bit oddly predictable.

Steve Irwin , in my opinion hd got himself doing a bit of guerilla conservationing and the anti-conservationists set him up against his less than abundent knowledge of the stingray. Bided their time and stuck one in him, a barb, then injected the toxin.

Perhaps a rival.

Don't mean to upset anyone, one just gets like this. When dealing with emotionally charged issues one tends to build a pre-500 future shock plot around it.

RIP Steve. If you didn't exist I think 2000ad would have developed a close as damnit charactor of yer.. I mean what more praise can I give you man. I didn't even know you. I was getting to like you though. Pity I won't see you mature past your young macho self, to become a natural history biologist of some kind.

Help! / Did Sylvester.....?
« on: 25 August, 2006, 08:07:44 AM »
Did Sylvester Stallone write the script for Saturday Night Fever?

And that he originated as a writer not an actor?



Film & TV / Gillium interview on Hardtalk Xtra
« on: 11 August, 2006, 11:01:18 AM »
If anyone feels a bit stumped to hows and whys they should enter the Time Bandits DVD competition.

Find a copy of this interview any way you can.

I just finished watching it myself.  

General / New Raw Deal Labour?
« on: 01 August, 2006, 06:34:50 PM »
Is this how the future really begins ?

Or is the set just another promotional tool for Terminater 4?

Arnies power of speech is put to the test as he takes on his strangest adversary yet.

" I'v gut to go to Britayn. Some fool Prime Mineester wunts to take away America's Gud givun right to create the world off masheens!"

Or is it Tony Blair taking a s-coup?

Link: TonyBot.

Film & TV / Judge Dredd Movie on 5 tonight.
« on: 12 July, 2006, 12:04:25 PM »
Go on you know you want to watch.

Also a big Superhero weekend on 5 and " The Curse of Superman" on 4 sunday I think.

Nicely timed for the lack of Doctor Who...

Yeah I though about the merge but...

Look sum fiwms r ron.

Books & Comics / Longshot?
« on: 17 June, 2006, 06:57:09 AM »
I was speaking to a mate of mine recently about this GN. Based in the X-Men universe the story is of someone thwarted both by humans and mutants.

Any takers?

I mean; has anyone read it or know where I can get a copy?

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