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Title: Artists, I am Here to Pull on Your Heart-Strings. I Need Your Help.
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 16 August, 2012, 06:29:32 AM
Artisty-types.

My wife and I getting divorced, and she is granted temporary custody while the courts decide where they will ultimately go. I live in Philadelphia, she is soon to live in Oregon, so my two daughters will be far away from me. And this Christmas will be their first without me.

I am writing a short Christmas story, describing all the heroic adventures Daddy (me) embarks on to make Christmas so awesome - and "explaining" why I won't be with them this year.

I am in dire need of spot illustrations. I need ten of them to be exact, so if you can possibly draw a little bit for me - color or black and white - I would be very grateful. This book will really be something special for my girls.

Not to worry, you'll have a good time drawing lots of weird gloopy monsters and globby creatures out to destroy Christmas - and me stopping them, of course.

Please PM me or email me at locustsofdeath@googlemail.com if you can help. Cheers.
Title: Re: Artists, I am Here to Pull on Your Heart-Strings. I Need Your Help.
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 16 August, 2012, 08:48:52 AM
Jeez, I've been kind of in a daze all day - that first sentence should read "My wife and I are getting divorced, and she is granted temporary custody of our daughters while the courts decide where they will ultimately go."

I guess that's not a good way to advertise my writing, all of those errors...

Two down, eight to go.

Cheers to whoever stickied this. I appreciate it.
Title: Re: Artists, I am Here to Pull on Your Heart-Strings. I Need Your Help.
Post by: Trout on 16 August, 2012, 08:57:51 AM
This is a horrible nightmare. Hang in there, Locusts. If I could draw, I would help you out.
Title: Re: Artists, I am Here to Pull on Your Heart-Strings. I Need Your Help.
Post by: flip-r mk2 on 16 August, 2012, 09:40:45 AM
Locusts, I'll do one of the drawings for you.

filip
Title: Re: Artists, I am Here to Pull on Your Heart-Strings. I Need Your Help.
Post by: Spaceghost on 16 August, 2012, 10:12:49 AM
I'll do a picture for you. Keep your chin up mate.
Title: Re: Artists, I am Here to Pull on Your Heart-Strings. I Need Your Help.
Post by: Jon on 16 August, 2012, 10:34:23 AM
I'm so sorry to hear that. Hope you're okay.

I'll take a slot. (I love drawing monsters anyway).
Title: Re: Artists, I am Here to Pull on Your Heart-Strings. I Need Your Help.
Post by: dracula1 on 16 August, 2012, 10:35:45 AM
Name the theme, the deadline and consider it done fellow forumite.
Title: Re: Artists, I am Here to Pull on Your Heart-Strings. I Need Your Help.
Post by: Bolt-01 on 16 August, 2012, 11:22:09 AM
I'm in. You know my mail, so just tell me what you want.
Title: Re: Artists, I am Here to Pull on Your Heart-Strings. I Need Your Help.
Post by: CrazyFoxMachine on 16 August, 2012, 11:31:53 AM
I'll help, Matt!
Title: Re: Artists, I am Here to Pull on Your Heart-Strings. I Need Your Help.
Post by: TordelBack on 16 August, 2012, 11:41:11 AM
If I had an artistic molecule in my body, I'd offer my services.  As it as, all I can manage is a virtual (entirely manly, platonic etc.) hug.  Miserable news.
Title: Re: Artists, I am Here to Pull on Your Heart-Strings. I Need Your Help.
Post by: Cpt Rhodes on 16 August, 2012, 11:54:50 AM
Whatever you need.
Title: Re: Artists, I am Here to Pull on Your Heart-Strings. I Need Your Help.
Post by: Proudhuff on 16 August, 2012, 12:13:32 PM
Sorry to hear that Locust, I'm seeing George tonight will pass this on to him.

Hope things workout for all four of you, PM me if you need to moan/rant/let of steam?call someone names.

P'Huff
Title: Re: Artists, I am Here to Pull on Your Heart-Strings. I Need Your Help.
Post by: Dandontdare on 16 August, 2012, 12:33:50 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 16 August, 2012, 11:41:11 AM
If I had an artistic molecule in my body, I'd offer my services.  As it as, all I can manage is a virtual (entirely manly, platonic etc.) hug.  Miserable news.

^^^ This. All the best Matt.
Title: Re: Artists, I am Here to Pull on Your Heart-Strings. I Need Your Help.
Post by: Richmond Clements on 16 August, 2012, 12:49:24 PM
And from me.
Losing the love of your life ain't an easy thing.
Title: Re: Artists, I am Here to Pull on Your Heart-Strings. I Need Your Help.
Post by: Adrian Bamforth on 16 August, 2012, 12:57:46 PM
Feel free to contact me.

Ah, the foul rag and bone shop of the heart.
Title: Re: Artists, I am Here to Pull on Your Heart-Strings. I Need Your Help.
Post by: Colin YNWA on 16 August, 2012, 01:44:37 PM

That's tough and its a great idea to do this for your children. I'm not much of an artist but do dabble a bit and will gladly help if you need any slots filling.
Title: Re: Artists, I am Here to Pull on Your Heart-Strings. I Need Your Help.
Post by: judda fett on 16 August, 2012, 02:05:18 PM
Heart strings pulled, PM if you want owt.
Title: Re: Artists, I am Here to Pull on Your Heart-Strings. I Need Your Help.
Post by: w3bz on 16 August, 2012, 02:30:25 PM
Quote from: locustsofdeath! on 16 August, 2012, 08:48:52 AM
Cheers to whoever stickied this. I appreciate it.

No probs and good luck, I know this story well unfortunately!
Title: Re: Artists, I am Here to Pull on Your Heart-Strings. I Need Your Help.
Post by: Banners on 16 August, 2012, 02:36:18 PM
I can help with design and layout should you wish. Cheers!
Title: Re: Artists, I am Here to Pull on Your Heart-Strings. I Need Your Help.
Post by: Daveycandlish on 16 August, 2012, 04:00:24 PM
Fair makes my heart glow the way folk  here rally round another in his time of need.
Title: Re: Artists, I am Here to Pull on Your Heart-Strings. I Need Your Help.
Post by: Bhuna on 16 August, 2012, 04:13:20 PM
Count me in dude, whatever you need mate.
Title: Re: Artists, I am Here to Pull on Your Heart-Strings. I Need Your Help.
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 16 August, 2012, 06:01:39 PM
Quote from: Daveycandlish on 16 August, 2012, 04:00:24 PM
Fair makes my heart glow the way folk  here rally round another in his time of need.

Thanks to everyone who's offered to help - and to everyone who's offered words of support. I'm truly humbled, thank you all. I am really speechless, I don't know what to say without being cheesy.

I'll contact everyone tonight to get email addresses - I didn't expect this kind of turnout - so we can coordinate. Thank you all so much.
Title: Re: Artists, I am Here to Pull on Your Heart-Strings. I Need Your Help.
Post by: SuperSurfer on 17 August, 2012, 03:24:17 AM
Very sorry to hear that Locusts.

I am more than happy to contribute.
Title: Re: Artists, I am Here to Pull on Your Heart-Strings. I Need Your Help.
Post by: Buttonman on 17 August, 2012, 08:10:15 AM
I wouldn't contaminate this fine enterprise with my cack-handed Paintboxery but let me know if you need any heavy lifting, so to speak. I know this will probably a private thing, but do let us know how it turns out.
-Stephen
Title: Re: Artists, I am Here to Pull on Your Heart-Strings. I Need Your Help.
Post by: Pete Wells on 17 August, 2012, 08:24:07 AM
Lovely Locusts, a finer guy you couldn't wish to meet. We're all thinking about you (and your silly hats,) take care fella!
Title: Re: Artists, I am Here to Pull on Your Heart-Strings. I Need Your Help.
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 17 August, 2012, 08:45:31 AM
Locusts, you told me the other day, in an unrelated conversation, that you were unaware i drew things. My artistic ability is untested and certainly not appropriate for this project, but you shouldnt be shocked that this board sticks together like this. We're your mates, oh young swarming pest, and we're here for you in whatever way we can be. Best of luck with the book- which i'll definately leave to those who have proven skills- hope it works out, and as buttonmoon says, if you need any heavy lifting...

SBT
Title: Re: Artists, I am Here to Pull on Your Heart-Strings. I Need Your Help.
Post by: Albion on 17 August, 2012, 11:46:29 AM
Sorry to hear that Locust.
Best wishes to you, it must be a hard and horrible time.
Title: Re: Artists, I am Here to Pull on Your Heart-Strings. I Need Your Help.
Post by: Danbo on 17 August, 2012, 12:50:58 PM
I'm a bit bobbins but will gladly help if you are struggling,as a child/fat adult of divorce myself it would be a pleasure to cheer some kids up.
Title: Re: Artists, I am Here to Pull on Your Heart-Strings. I Need Your Help.
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 17 August, 2012, 04:17:19 PM
You see? This is why I love this forum. You guys know how to stick together when it counts.
Title: Re: Artists, I am Here to Pull on Your Heart-Strings. I Need Your Help.
Post by: Dode C on 17 August, 2012, 08:03:43 PM
I'm really, really sorry to hear of your troubles, Locusts. Pencil sharpened and ready to draw!
Title: Re: Artists, I am Here to Pull on Your Heart-Strings. I Need Your Help.
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 20 August, 2012, 06:20:56 PM
Been busy packing for my move, but tonight I'm going to pm everyone so we can get started. Once again, thank you all!
Title: Re: Artists, I am Here to Pull on Your Heart-Strings. I Need Your Help.
Post by: Cthulouis on 20 August, 2012, 06:59:17 PM
Only just noticed this, otherwise I'd have posted sooner.

You probably have enough people signed up, but I'm in if you need me. Sending my thoughts to you at this difficult time.
Title: Re: Artists, I am Here to Pull on Your Heart-Strings. I Need Your Help.
Post by: chris_askham on 20 August, 2012, 09:46:55 PM
If you've got room for one more, then let me know Locusts.
Title: Re: Artists, I am Here to Pull on Your Heart-Strings. I Need Your Help.
Post by: Professor Bear on 21 August, 2012, 02:59:20 AM
Only just saw this - what a shitty thing to happen to your family, Matt.  Really sorry to hear about your woes, anything to chip in or help out, I'll do.
Title: Re: Artists, I am Here to Pull on Your Heart-Strings. I Need Your Help.
Post by: NeilFord on 21 August, 2012, 02:22:38 PM
Matt that sucks, so sorry to hear this. A lovely idea for your kids, if you still need pencil monkeys I'll help if I can. Chin up man.
Title: Re: Artists, I am Here to Pull on Your Heart-Strings. I Need Your Help.
Post by: Lady Festina on 22 August, 2012, 01:50:21 PM
This forum is truly a magnificent place....

LoD, I'll proof-read for ya ;-)
Title: Re: Artists, I am Here to Pull on Your Heart-Strings. I Need Your Help.
Post by: Zarjazzer on 23 August, 2012, 07:38:42 PM
I only just read this. Doubt I can be any help but all the best to you locust and all those involved in this.
Title: Re: Artists, I am Here to Pull on Your Heart-Strings. I Need Your Help.
Post by: willthemightyW on 24 August, 2012, 06:38:24 PM
Really sorry to here this :(
I'd be more than happy to lend a hand with this book o' yours!
Title: Re: Artists, I am Here to Pull on Your Heart-Strings. I Need Your Help.
Post by: blackmocco on 25 August, 2012, 04:18:22 AM
Sorry dude. Went through all that nonsense myself and it ain't easy but just to let you know, it does get better.