could someone translate some Japanese instructions for me

[Minkyboy]

Dammit! That's good practical joke potential wasted!

You could have had him sitting in the bath in a gorilla suit.

- Trout

Again

[Syne]

Dammit! That's good practical joke potential wasted!

You could have had him sitting in the bath in a gorilla suit.

- Trout

shhhhh......just wait till he attaches those feet and the mini-reactor goes critical......

[Cyberleader2000]

thanxs for the help so far. now I have a new figer and this one has me stumped, what exacley is it saying about thros dots ?

[Definitely Not Mister Pops]

thanxs for the help so far. now I have a new figer and this one has me stumped, what exacley is it saying about thros dots ?

You put the right hand in.

The right hand out.

In.

Out.

In.

Out.

Then you shake it all about.

You do the hokey-kokey and you turn around.

That's what this diagram is about.

[Syne]

thanxs for the help so far. now I have a new figer and this one has me stumped, what exacley is it saying about thros dots ?

The symbol on the left, pointing to the two dots, is the symbol for "left"

The symbol on the right, pointing to the one dot, is the symbol for.... I think you can guess this one?

[Trout]

thanxs for the help so far. now I have a new figer and this one has me stumped, what exacley is it saying about thros dots ?

The symbol on the left, pointing to the two dots, is the symbol for "left"

The symbol on the right, pointing to the one dot, is the symbol for.... I think you can guess this one?

Is it the symbol for KitKat?

[Syne]

By the way, I can't make sense of the lines of text above the "left" "right" symbols, but I'm guessing they're just the in-universe names of the parts, "intergalaxtronic zoomchopper gunblades" kinda stuff. In other words, totally irrelevant to the assembly instructions.

[Cyberleader2000]

OK here is the exact thing I want to know 1 which dot is left and which is right 2 is it my left of the figeres left