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Re: Last movie watched...
« Reply #16830 on: 09 September, 2022, 10:12:21 PM »
CRIMES OF THE FUTURE

After briefly becoming embroiled in an NFT scam, Cronenberg is finally getting back to his meat and potatoes with an erotic body horror melodrama that rivals the best of his peak work. Nasty, gnarly, repulsive and horny as shit. Love it.

ooh, I didn't know this had been released. By what medium did you see it?

Anyway, I just watched Thor. By which I mean the light of its picture hit my eyeballs and the GNR soundtrack hit my ears. Most of it bounced off.

When did Thor become such an asshole?
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« Reply #16831 on: 09 September, 2022, 11:04:20 PM »
CRIMES OF THE FUTURE

After briefly becoming embroiled in an NFT scam, Cronenberg is finally getting back to his meat and potatoes with an erotic body horror melodrama that rivals the best of his peak work. Nasty, gnarly, repulsive and horny as shit. Love it.

ooh, I didn't know this had been released. By what medium did you see it?


Dropped in select cinemas today. Might want to check with your local fleapit to feel suitably violated.

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« Reply #16832 on: 10 September, 2022, 06:59:25 PM »
Watch the latest Marvel movie Thor Love and Thunder and to put it quite simply this is the weakest Marvel movie off them all and was just average. It looks like the tried to make a slap-stick comedy and not a superhero movie. The acting was forced, and you can feel the actors did not believe in the movie (an over-the-top ridiculous movie can be great when actors make it believable). So, I am very disappointed in the current batch of Marvel movies looks like the magic is gone.
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« Reply #16833 on: 11 September, 2022, 10:00:21 PM »
I watched my young grandson playing with his toy cars and action figures the other day. Some cars went through a minefield and everything blew up then they flew through the air on a rope but bad man he gotted way. And then they had more chases and flights and explosions and one of the cars went into space and blowed things up. And a big truck blowed up too.

Or was I watching FAST AND FURIOUS NINE?

To be fair, I was entertained for some of it.
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« Reply #16834 on: 13 September, 2022, 09:46:43 PM »
WW84. More like SHIT84.
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« Reply #16835 on: 20 September, 2022, 07:26:32 PM »
RRR on Netflix. I believe the most expensive Indian film ever made and it shows in many places. Quite an astonishing thing to behold. Go in knowing what you will be getting and the 3 hours won't seem too many.

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« Reply #16836 on: 20 September, 2022, 10:20:39 PM »
Watch the latest Marvel movie Thor Love and Thunder and to put it quite simply this is the weakest Marvel movie off them all and was just average. It looks like the tried to make a slap-stick comedy and not a superhero movie. The acting was forced, and you can feel the actors did not believe in the movie (an over-the-top ridiculous movie can be great when actors make it believable). So, I am very disappointed in the current batch of Marvel movies looks like the magic is gone.

That was all sorts of awful. Taika Waititi has some interesting work under his belt, but this is dire - and the forced, steady cameo as Korg is just utterly pointless. It's like Taika himself is standing there making tedious non sequiturs. At exactly zero laughs, it's definitely not a comedy. The heroes can teleport away from danger and hang out for perhaps days in a hospital while the baddy waits patiently for them to come back - so it's not a drama.

For all that it features Jane Foster's Thor, the story really revolves strongly around Thor-Thor's feelings about losing his true love (Mjolnir) and, also, not being able to get off with his ex.

Weak sauce.
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« Reply #16837 on: 22 September, 2022, 01:14:11 AM »

The Gray Man. Ryan Gosling's supercool Agent Six tears his way through a fairly standard jilted-agent action thriller that just keeps gathering steam until there's nothing left to blow up, nothing left to shoot-up, nothing left to smash-up, nobody left to tool-up, and nobody left who ain't beat-up. Bad guy Chris Evans looks like he's having a blast playing a sociopathic mercenary who has no qualms shooting civilian police. To be fair, Agent Six doesn't mind shooting the odd cop either, but only in the limbs, which will leave them crippled and disfigured but not dead, making him the chivalrous Goodie, I suppose. Is it me, or is chivalry not what it used to be? Anyway, complete over the top action all the way - gloriously daft fun. Enjoyed it.

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« Reply #16838 on: 22 September, 2022, 07:52:47 AM »

The Gray Man. Ryan Gosling's supercool Agent Six tears his way through a fairly standard jilted-agent action thriller that just keeps gathering steam until there's nothing left to blow up, nothing left to shoot-up, nothing left to smash-up, nobody left to tool-up, and nobody left who ain't beat-up. Bad guy Chris Evans looks like he's having a blast playing a sociopathic mercenary who has no qualms shooting civilian police. To be fair, Agent Six doesn't mind shooting the odd cop either, but only in the limbs, which will leave them crippled and disfigured but not dead, making him the chivalrous Goodie, I suppose. Is it me, or is chivalry not what it used to be? Anyway, complete over the top action all the way - gloriously daft fun. Enjoyed it.

YMMV; this was illogical expo for a few minutes followed by over the top action for ten minutes. Cliche, overlong, underplotted nonsense that sums up everything wrong about modern conveyor belt churned movies. We gave up on it after an hour, but I could tell you how it ends...
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« Reply #16839 on: 22 September, 2022, 10:03:32 AM »
RRR on Netflix. I believe the most expensive Indian film ever made and it shows in many places. Quite an astonishing thing to behold. Go in knowing what you will be getting and the 3 hours won't seem too many.

Astonishing.

Yeah, this was quite a film!