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Death of The Otter that ate the Return-of-the-Son-of-Deluxe Extra-Dimensional So far Beyond Everything you know about Invisible Infinite Crisis Beneath the Exploding Planet of the Alchemical Antimatter Mutant Monkey in a Blue-shifted Core-Concept Fez which isn't a hat vs the Telepathic Time-travelling Attention-seeking BDSM Hirsute Shape-Shifting Nihilistic Nuclear Pneumatic Nubile Nubian Naked Necromancer Ninja Next-generation Teenage Tantric Lesbian Cicatriced Cannibalistic disco Cryogenic Cowboy cheerleader Insane Super-Powered subliminal ad - Drink Coke Priapic Flying Vampire Assassin Zombie Cyborg Red Indian Pirate Warrior Demonic Dinosaurs On Fire In Space Orbiting a Black Hole Carrying Laser Nunchakas... In Hyperspace Wheelchairs... With Scythed Wheels... In 3D! Part 2. is a lie...that you come right back around to the beginning again when you're in love, chased by sharks, of the Caribbean. Fighting in a Secret War while Galaxies Collide and Reanimated Knights Templars Riding Intergalactic Hyper Squids Kiss (heartmeltheadrushadrenalinesuccour) Giant Badgers... Whilst eating Lampreys.

Cheers

Jim

"All of that with Viagra."

and a side order of fries.

Cheers!

Jim

"Son-of-Deluxe Extra-Dimensional So far Beyond Everything you know about Invisible Infinite Crisis Beneath the Exploding Planet of the Alchemical Antimatter Mutant Monkey in a Blue-shifted Core-Concept Fez which isn't a hat vs the Telepathic Time-travelling Attention-seeking BDSM Hirsute Shape-Shifting Nihilistic Nuclear Pneumatic Nubile Nubian Naked Necromancer Ninja Next-generation Teenage Tantric Lesbian Cicatriced Cannibalistic Cryogenic Cowboy Insane Super-Powered subliminal ad - Drink Coke Priapic Flying Vampire Assassin Zombie Cyborg Red Indian Pirate Warrior Demonic Dinosaurs On Fire In Space Orbiting a Black Hole Carrying Laser Nunchakas... In Hyperspace Wheelchairs... With Scythed Wheels... In 3D! Part 2. is a lie...that you come right back around to the beginning again when you're in love, chased by sharks, of the Caribbean. Fighting in a Secret War while Galaxies Collide and Reanimated Knights Templars Riding Intergalactic Hyper Squids Kiss (heartmeltheadrushadrenalinesuccour) Giant Badgers... Whilst eating Lampreys.

By Avuncular Alan 'well-groomed-Badger' Moore and Jumbled John 'humble-Badger' Byrne

Re-Discovered, Digitally Re-Mastered, Found-In-Roger-Corman's-Celler, Widescreen Director's Cut, Ultimate Badger Edition Starring Special Guest Featuring Postulatin' Pat Mills

The Game. For XBox, PS3 and PC.

Read the novel by Tom Tully

Buy the otter-hide T-shirt in Dayglo 'electro-vision'"

With knobs on.

Cheers

Jim

So far Beyond Everything you know about Infinite Crisis Beneath the Exploding Planet of the Antimatter Monkey in a Blue Fez vs the telepathic Time-travelling Attention-seeking Hirsute Nihilistic Nubile Shape-Shifting Naked Teenage Lesbian Next-generation Cannibalistic Cowboy Insane Super-Powered Priapic Flying Vampire Zombie Cyborg Red Indian Ninja Pirate Warrior Dinosaurs On Fire In Space Carrying Laser Nunchakas... In NUCLEAR Wheelchairs... With Scythed Wheels... In 3D! Part 2. is a lie...that you come right back around to the beginning again.

I'm sorry, but I have to object to the fez being blue. Fez are always red. To make it blue violates the CORE CONCEPT of the piece, and is a step too far.

You revisionist, nihlistic, deconstructionist lackey of Alan Moore, you.

Cheers!

Jim

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Beyond Everything you know about Infinite Crisis Beneath the Exploding Planet of the Antimatter Monkey in a Fez vs the Time-travelling Nihilistic Nubile naked Lesbian Next-generation Cannibalistic Cowboy Insane Super-Powered Priapic Flying Zombie Cyborg Red Indian Ninja Pirate Warrior Dinosaurs On Fire In Space Carrying Laser Nunchakas... In NUCLEAR Wheelchairs... With Scythed Wheels... In 3D! Part 2. is a lie.

By Alan 'well-groomed' Moore and John 'humble' Byrne

Widescreen Director's Cut

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Everything you know about Infinite Crisis Beneath the Exploding Planet of the Antimatter Monkey in a Fez vs the Nihilistic Nubile naked Lesbian Next-generation Cannibalistic Cowboy Insane Super-Powered Priapic Flying Zombie Cyborg Ninja Pirate Warrior Dinosaurs On Fire In Space Carrying Laser Nunchakas... In NUCLEAR Wheelchairs... With Scythed Wheels... In 3D! Part 2. is a lie.

By Alan Moore.

Cheers

Jim

Infinite Crisis Beneath the Exploding Planet of the Antimatter Monkey in a Fez vs the Nubile naked Lesbian Next-generation Cannibalistic Cowboy Insane Super-Powered Priapic Flying Zombie Cyborg Ninja Pirate Warrior Dinosaurs On Fire In Space Carrying Laser Nunchakas... In NUCLEAR Wheelchairs... With Scythed Wheels... In 3D! Part 2.

By John Byrne.

Cheers!

Jim

Monkey in a Fez vs the Nubile naked Lesbian Next-generation Cannibalistic Cowboy Insane Super-Powered Priapic Flying Zombie Cyborg Ninja Pirate Warrior Dinosaurs On Fire In Space Carrying Laser Nunchakas... In NUCLEAR Wheelchairs... With Scythed Wheels... In 3D! Part 2.

Next-generation Cannibalistic Cowboy Insane Super-Powered Flying Zombie Cyborg Ninja Pirate Warrior Dinosaurs On Fire In Space Carrying Laser Nunchakas... In Wheelchairs... With Scythed Wheels... In 3D!

Part 2 ... This time it's personal.

Cheers

jim

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"You don't need to be close to the smelly little black and white cunts."

Hey, man - you need to respect those smelly little black and white cunts!

It's like the song says:

The horse, is a noble beast.
From the mustangs of the west,
to the stallions of the east.

But the horse has a distant cousin,
it lives I do not know where.
But it's message of racial harmony,
is one that we all can share.

Hats off to the zebras!
They are black and white,
but they don't fight,
cos they're not very good at it.

In a world of confusion,
we all need a sign.
If only we could live side by side,
like the stripes on a zebras spine.
Hats off to the zebras!

The humble badger,
takes a sip of morning dew.
He's totally colourblind,
so he can't judge you. Yeah.

But the badger is a dreamer, yeah,
the badger has a plan.
He knows that his destiny,
is to help his fellow man.

Hats off to the badger!
he is black and white, yeah,
but he doesn't fight,
except for mating rights and territory.

Black man and a white man,
both they need to shave.
United by the badger brush,
he's helping from beyond the grave.
Hat's off to the badger!

What about the tapier? Yeah!
Half zebra, half pig,
Imagine the stig...ma,
But the tapier stands proud.
Hats off to the tapier!

Badgers and zebras,
Skunks, oh yeah.
Little Ring tailed limas,

Living together in harmony.
And if the killer whales can do it,
why can't we?

Tell me lord, why can't we?

Something to think about, I think you'll agree.

Cheers

Jim

Oh, there's no stopping me with those italics now. Next step: bold! After that ... invading Poland.

"Bloody hell Jim...I just came back in to post the Steenkin Badgers line"

Well, if it's any consolation, I now have the track "Julian H Cope" from Jehovakill stuck in my head.

Cheers

Jim

PS - Eek! Me italics worked.

"Badgers fucking stink though."

Badgers? Badgers? We don' need no steenkin' badgers!

I'm sorry ... I can't believe no-one else has said that.

Cheers

Jim

"It's that bloody Alan Moore crapping out more deconstructionism in Jim's garden... "

It's true. It turns out that everything I thought I knew about my back garden was a lie.

Nothing to see there but a nihilistic wasteland.

Luckily, I have a new - and apparently limitless - supply of manure, in the form of The Many Pronouncements of Byrne.

Cheers

Jim

"And his compost pile is the envy of many neighbours now... "

Until it developed a mind of its own and wandered off, that is.

Cheers

Jimhttp://www.diamondcomics.com/news/2000/11_13_00/1swampthing_thecurse_tp.jpg">

"We all have to go round and shit in Jim's back garden?"

Well, every cat in a fifteen mile radius seems to be doing it already, so I doubt I'll even notice.

Cheers

Jim