Life is riddled with a procession of minor impediments

[SmallBlueThing]

Yes, here's hoping she's in and out in no time and all's well. All the best to all of you, David.

SBT

[Emperor]

Hope it gets sorted out soon, David. Such medical things can be a bit annoying but they'll nail it down in the end I'm sure.

I saw a potato in the kitchen and it had a protrusion on it that made it look like a lemon. There was not a similar protrusion at the other end.

It is so your mom can tie some string round it, so it doesn't get "lost."

[TordelBack]

Hope all gets sorted, David.  There's nothing worse than worrying about a sick kid. 

[Rog69]

My 5 year old daughter just got back from her dance lesson and sat on my knee, after a few minutes I start to feel a cold, clammy dampness on my leg.

It turns out that she went to the loo at dancing and left her leggings on the toilet floor in a puddle of someone else's urine and then put them back on before sitting in the wife's car and then coming home and sitting on me.

Kids are gross.

[Tiplodocus]

Do you know when your toe nails are getting a bit long and you think "I should clip them" but you can't be bothered going to find scissors so you just try and do it with your fingers and you accidentally rip off a gigantic big chunk leaving raw toe exposed and bleeding and hurting everytime your toes so much as touch your socks or shoe?

That.

[TordelBack]

See Roger, now you're Boarder of the Year you've even got your own fan-fic.

[ICONIC_TM]

Look At It This Way, Its All In Front Of You Just Like A Wheelbarrow.

[Gonk]

My shoelace has just broken. Bang goes my evening jog. Looks like i'm out of loo roll as well. Bang goes part 1 of Robo-Hunter!

[Something Fishy]

I opened a door into my own face today.  It was slightly annoying.

The laughter of my colleagues was the main annoyance 

[Gonk]

...just swallowed a chewing gum.

[Dandontdare]

I opened a door into my own face today.  It was slightly annoying.

The laughter of my colleagues was the main annoyance 

The idea that you even have a door into your face is rather surreal, but on a metaphysical level, I'd never advise opening it.

[Something Fishy]

  it does read rather funny when you look at it like that.

[Gonk]

Trod is some dog muck walking home.

[Gonk]

...gotta bogi stuck up me nose

[vzzbux]

...just swallowed a chewing gum.

Careful it might stick to your heart.




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