Life is riddled with a procession of minor impediments

[mogzilla]

...gotta bogi stuck up me nose

where do you normally keep them?

[Tiplodocus]

mY TOE REALLY SODDING HURTS NOW. i THINK IT'S INFECTED.

[Gonk]

...gotta bogi stuck up me nose

where do you normally keep them?

...in me trouser turn-up.

[Albion]

The scientist and astronomers on BBC2's Stargazing keep saying Betelgeuse is dying. Good job Tharg came to Earth. Shame for his race though. 

[SmallBlueThing]

And they keep pronouncing it 'bettle-gerz', which is JUST TOTALLY WRONG, MAN, AND IS FREAKING ME OUT!

Or maybe tim burton doesnt know shit.

SBT

[Gonk]

...come on lets be be sirius now!

[Definitely Not Mister Pops]

I thought it was Wednesday when it is in fact Thursday. On the bright side the weekend is one day closer

[Gonk]

I got a shaving rash.

[The Legendary Shark]

And I did some rash shaving.

[von Boom]

It's Friday today. Huzzah! Just told I have to come in to work tomorrow. Shit.

JvB

[Gonk]

My boomerang won't come back.

[The Legendary Shark]

It's Friday today. Huzzah! Just told I have to come in to work tomorrow. Shit.

JvB

We should learn to say 'no' more. Lifehacker and Chris Brogan can help!

[von Boom]

Sometimes my life is just like Office Space.

PC load letter, what the fuck?

JvB

[Gonk]

Moggie gone missing.

[Rog69]

Well I just love receiving an emergency callout on a Friday night, driving for an hour to the customer's site only to find that they have all fucked off home when I get there.

Just what I needed when I had to be up at 5.30 this morning.