Life is riddled with a procession of minor impediments

[Roger Godpleton]

You ruin everything.

[Rog69]

I did a 12 hour night shift last night, I've only managed about 3 hours sleep and I have to do it all over again tonight.

[Mardroid]

It's called "gherkin."

I know. I went the descriptive route. Although I suppose it's sort of white a well as green

[SpetsnaZ99]

It's called "gherkin."

I know. I went the descriptive route. Although I suppose it's sort of white a well as green

Onion?

[Gonk]

What is the vegetable they put in kebabs?

[The Legendary Shark]

Lamb.

[SpetsnaZ99]

cats

[M.I.K.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmxsYtIAqgQ

[Gonk]

Well whatever it is you only eat it when pissed up.

[TordelBack]

Turns out I can no longer fuel a late night working session with coffee and cheese and expect to go to sleep afterwards, despite plenty of exercise earlier in the day.  I generally do my best work between 9pm and 2am, but I can usually shut down immediately after and still get a reasonable snooze.  Is this what my rapid decline into old age means?  'Cos if so, quite frankly, it's rubbish. 

[Gonk]

Going to bed on coffee and cheese will give you nightmares and your screams will wake everyone else up in your house. Try warm milk and Hob Nobs.

[TordelBack]

Going to bed on coffee and cheese will give you nightmares...

I'd have to sleep for that to happen. 

[Gonk]

Porcupine Tree and Radiohead? Listen to one of their albums. It usually puts me to sleep. That or Ricky Gervais.

[Roger Godpleton]

Tesco's cashpoints have started to ask me if I'm considering buying Coco Pops.

[maryanddavid]

St Patricks day is coming, I love it in all its Paddywhackery glory, BUT the kids are in the local Parade, and If I hear ODonnell Abu badly played on a tin whistle again Ill crack up! They have been practising since the first of feicin Febuary!

David