Ho! Ho! Ho!

[The Enigmatic Dr X]

So, to celebrate my Christmas idendity...

Any ideas what I can get the missus for Christmas? It's her 30th birthday on the 27th too.

[longmanshort]

A boob job.
A nose job.
A job.

[Satanist]

Was my wifes 30th at the weekend. Buy her a bit of Bling for Xmas & then some more for B'day. The Bloody Magpies love it.

If I dont get that DS for xmas there'll be trouble.

[Tweak72]

humm well for my most of my female freinds 30th i have done stuff like ?30 of selfiges vouchers for them to treat them selves to some cool/racie/28 day cycle of HELL panties or some thing to represent that by being 30 they are now approching their peak (and as its you misses you have more scope to... spoil her... and your self know what i mean know? what i mean? ;))

[hag]

pashminas pashmina pashminas...

thats what everyone female in my family are getting ( fake ones, not real ones)

[Adrian Bamforth]

An unusable advent calendar.

ADE

[DavidXBrunt]

Pashminas are so out, the shorter gypsy style overshoulder throw is in.

I've been expending much thought as to what to get Nicky for Christmas. I'm basically reduced to pretty sparkly things.

[Funt Solo]

Why not just get her a xmas present and tell her that it's for both her birthday AND xmas.

Ah, it'll be a 30th to remember...

[Carlsborg Expert]

Get her an all-terrain vehicle. That way your both happy.

[The Enigmatic Dr X]

"Why not just get her a xmas present and tell her that it's for both her birthday AND xmas."

Cos it's my birthday on the 26th.

[LARF]

How about this?

It'll only go up in value...

Link: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Massive-2000AD-Collection_W0QQitemZ6586209061QQcategoryZ50182QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem" target="_blank">For her...

[Roger Godpleton]

If all else fails, just write an IOU, a spangly, ornate, beautiful IOU.