One for Dr. Who fans...

[Dog Deever]

My wife tells me that Tesco's are currently selling Dr Who birthday cakes, not that curious in itself- but these are talking ones!!!! There is apparently a button that you press on it to get it to talk. I wonder if it says 'EXTERMINATE' or sings 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY' in a Dalek voice!
?7.49 i think.

[The Amstor Computer]

/me lights the candles...

"Quick, reverse the polarity of the neutron flow!"

[Keef Monkey]

You can only cut them with a sonic screwdriver too.

[ARRISARRIS]

...is it a good idea to have a cake part that talks? risk of swallowing???...

[Richmond Clements]

My son had one of those for his birthday last month.
They look great, but taste... not great. Well, if you like inch thick orange icing, then you'll be happy.

And the 'exterminate' button thing does prove to be a wee bit annoying after about 6 hours constant use.