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Started by Dog Deever, 13 September, 2009, 08:54:50 PM

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Mike Gloady

The cute one prone to racist violence in Guildford nightclubs currently appearing on X factor without a stain on her vile character?

Yeah, that's her.
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Dog Deever

Well- there's is Diamond Dan, aka Sash Gordon, who got off on good christian footing by stealing his look from someone else and sticking a big sash on...

Perhaps the Catholic church could institute Captain Inquisitor- he could live in a cave beneath the Vatican, outfitted with all manner of torture devices and have tenuous links with the Hitler Youth.

Oh, wait a minute- someone has already come up with something similar, haven't they?
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Peter Wolf

Quote from: Mike Gloady on 14 September, 2009, 06:57:37 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 14 September, 2009, 01:27:02 PM
Hmmm, Judaism has Superman, but who does Christianity have?  The X-Men? (aside from the giveaway cross in the name, they have any number of spin-off teams with subtly different ethos, they're aloud to repeatedly turn evil and then be forgiven, and when they sacrifice themselves for a world that doesn't understand them they're usually back from the dead in about three days).
Wet myself (figuratively, not literally) at that.  Brilliant.

Who do we atheists have?

Jesus or God wont save you but SuperDawkins will.

SuperDawkins - Defender of the Faithless and Destroyer of Dogma.

SuperDawkins - The Nihilistic will pray that he will save them.
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Emperor

if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

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TordelBack

#19
QuoteYeah, that's her
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Cute, though.

By virtue of never watching X-Factor or reading the bits of papers that cover celebrity nite-club fights, I get to make a pure aesthetic judgement based on the assumption that she's the one i think she is.  Life is so much better that way.

Mike Gloady

The women in my life are all gossip mag fiends, I absorb it through osmosis.

By the way, us nihilistic atheists don't pray.  Not even to Dawkins or Darwin.  They'd don't exist.
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TordelBack

Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, at least it's an ethos.

Mike Gloady

Can I just make it clear I was being sarcastic.  I'm sick of people characterising Atheism as nihilism - they're quite distinct and I'm about as far as you can get from a nihilist.
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Richmond Clements

Heh! Panic not, Mike!
He's quoting the classics...

Mike Gloady

Ah, quite.

I wasn't being grumpy either.  Thanks Your Lordship.
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TordelBack

Sorry Mike, didnae mean to offend! (fucking nihilists)

Richmond Clements

See? This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!

Proudhuff

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
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Peter Wolf

Quote from: Mike Gloady on 15 September, 2009, 12:07:38 PM
Can I just make it clear I was being sarcastic.  I'm sick of people characterising Atheism as nihilism - they're quite distinct and I'm about as far as you can get from a nihilist.

You have no faith in Religion.

You have no faith in Nihilism.

What do you have faith in ?

I lost faith in Nihilism a long time ago and i am undecided about Agnosticism.
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Bouwel

Myself and a few others completed an in-depth an vaguely academic 'what religion/belief are you?' test. They all got the usual 'agonostic', 'athiest', 'Christian', etc.

My result? Satanist (Anton LaVey school).

-Bouwel-
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