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General / Re: A Glenmorangie-influenced ques...
« on: 31 January, 2003, 02:40:42 PM »
1. What shape is your head?
HEAD SHAPED (Damn someone got there first). Uuum.


2. Which book do you wish you’d written?
THE BELGARIAD. I READ IT WHEN I WAS 10 AND STILL LIKE IT, EVEN THOUGH I KNOW ITS FORMULAIC

3. If time got stuck, what time would you like it to be?
DUSK ON A SUMMER SATURDAY

4. Are there really only sixteen men of Tain?



5. What was her/his name and why didn’t you have the courage to ask her/him out? And would your life be different if you had?
COLETTE WAS HER NAME. I NEVER ASKED HER OUT COS I WAS 10 (HEY, IT WAS A BIG YEAR FOR ME) AND MY DAD WOULDN'T LEND ME THE CAR


6. Why do you read 2000AD?
COS I HAVE FOR AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER AND IT'S GOOD TO HAVE A CONSTANT. PLUS I LIKE WATCHING ALIENS GET BLOWN  UP AND SEEING GUNS GO BUDDA BUDDA BUDDA!


7. If the opportunity arose, would you live and work abroad?
NOT EVEN ENGLAND

8. If you had to provide one piece of advice to an alien stranded on Earth, what would it be?
PHONE THE RAAC (WORK IT OUT) OR EDIT A COMIC

9. Can justice be bought?
OH, YES.

10. You're Tharg for the day: what are you going to do? Go on... you know you want to...
COMMISSION ONE OF MY FUTURE SHOCKS - JUST ONE


5852
Off Topic / Re: Blizzard white out...............
« on: 30 January, 2003, 09:56:22 PM »
S'no snow in Glasgow.

5853
Off Topic / The youth of today
« on: 29 January, 2003, 05:23:16 PM »
Can you believe that an 11 year old relative:-

Thinks Judge Dredd is a BBC1 programme?

Doesn't know that Strontium 90 causes hideous mutations (including X-Ray eyes, and odd animal hybrids)?

Doesn't know what a Dalek is (but thinks they look cool).

Isn't afraid of a nuclear holocaust.

Stares blankly at me if I suggest that 6 million dollars will rebuild him.

Thinks G-Force is some kind of shoe.

I don't know, what do they teach kids today?

5854
Off Topic / The youth of today
« on: 29 January, 2003, 05:23:16 PM »
Can you believe that an 11 year old relative:-

Thinks Judge Dredd is a BBC1 programme?

Doesn't know that Strontium 90 causes hideous mutations (including X-Ray eyes, and odd animal hybrids)?

Doesn't know what a Dalek is (but thinks they look cool).

Isn't afraid of a nuclear holocaust.

Stares blankly at me if I suggest that 6 million dollars will rebuild him.

Thinks G-Force is some kind of shoe.

I don't know, what do they teach kids today?

5855
General / Re: Heyyyy! Bou.
« on: 29 January, 2003, 05:34:48 PM »
Aye, and her icon is a talking hamster. What more evidence d'you need?

Posted on behalf of The Witchsmeller Pursuivant

5856
General / Re: Heyyyy! Bou.
« on: 29 January, 2003, 05:12:45 PM »
ta

5857
General / Re: Heyyyy! Bou.
« on: 29 January, 2003, 04:04:15 PM »
This is all very spooky. My wife used to work in Tranent. Is this a mysterious 2000ad hotspot? (God knows, it's gotta be something - the expression "arse end of beyond" springs to mind whenever I think of the place).

PS Do you like my icon? Took me ages to find.

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General / Re: further interogation questiona...
« on: 28 January, 2003, 09:50:05 PM »
Whats your favorite sound ?;
THE CRINKLE OF MY DUVET COVER

whats your favorite smell ?;
THE WAFT OF FLICKING PAGES ON AN OLD BOOK

what book are you reading now ?;
THE SACRED ART OF STEALING BY CHRISTOPHER BROOKMYRE (READ HIS STUFF, ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE SCOTTISH - IT'S A CROSS BETWEEN TARINTINO AND BILLY CONNOLLY)

whats on your mouse pad ?;
HOMER SIMPSON

are you a lefty or righty ?;
RIGHTY

If you could meet one person alive or dead who would it be? ;
JESUS


whats your Zodiac sign ?;
CAPRICORN


whats your biggest failing ?;
PRIDE AND LAZINESS


whats the first thing you think of in the morning ?;
HOW TIRED I AM


5859
Help! / Re: What is that robot yeti refere...
« on: 24 January, 2003, 02:47:52 PM »
Being deeply sad, I know that there were two Doctor Who stories in the late 60s (Patrick Troughton was the Doctor) involving robotic yetis powered by shiny (disco?) balls inside their chests. One was set in London, where the Yetis took over the underground.

There are two or three Quatermass films. One is The Quatermass Experiment, another is Quatermass and the Pit.

5860
Help! / Re: 2000ad newbie needs advice.......
« on: 24 January, 2003, 02:55:12 PM »
Oh, yeah. Avoid Soul Sisters. It's the Wayne Biggins of 2000ad.

5861
Help! / Re: 2000ad newbie needs advice......
« on: 24 January, 2003, 02:50:09 PM »
Morrison and Dredd don't go together.

Morrison's Zenith is fab, though. Especially the first series and the third (Phases I and III).

("You didn't just drop him, did you?" Heh! Still gives me a laff).

5862
General / Re: Ebay Usernames
« on: 23 January, 2003, 06:15:19 PM »
My eBay name is Nimeous

I'm bidding for loads of back issues just now. I need 2, 8-11, 31, 33, 52, 76-80 and 95 as well as most of 150 - 223.

Prog 534 - Pah! The previous 533 ain't too shabby.

So pretty please leave me alone (that includes poxy Devons Daddy - ?16 for fecking number 8. Bugger me!)

5863
General / Re: i jus finished my subscription...
« on: 21 January, 2003, 10:06:16 PM »
Sin Dex has been big fat smelly pants since they went on the Who Wants to be a Millionaire type game show.

Out of character.
Out of ideas.

5864
General / Never mind aliens, what about...
« on: 21 January, 2003, 03:39:43 PM »
I don't know if this has been posted before, being new here and all that, but whatever happened to Dredd's child, the Starborn Thing? Last we saw of it, the ST was being held for observation. It's gotta be in its late teens now, developing strange growths and taking an unhealthy interest in other Things, human possession, feeding on people's minds and running away to the stars. I demand to know what it's doing!!

PS I also think Cap'n Skank should be brought back. Being digested by a whale shouldn't be much of a problem for a psychotic cyborg.

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General / Re: Personality profiles.............
« on: 28 January, 2003, 03:17:13 PM »
Can I change my profile? I once saw Terry Venables rush into a bog with dia... diahroor..

the trots!

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