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General / Re: PC Game
« on: 12 February, 2003, 09:12:02 PM »
I am totally with Askham.
I like blowing things up on my PC.
And I WANNA SHOOT VOLGS!

Come on Rebellion, this has GOT to be a (hidden) feature in Dredd v Death.

It won't be a fps without a shotgun.

Can't you picture the dialogue?

"The crime isss life. The sssentence is death..."

BLAM! (or BUDDA BUDDA, ideally)

"Dirty Volg agent! Eat lead!"

Hell, why stop there? If there's going to be a multiplayer mode then why not have characters as the models?


5882
Off Topic / Re: Embarrassing tales to waste yo...
« on: 10 February, 2003, 05:33:16 PM »
My brother once went out with his girlfriend's family (brother, sister, parents) to an Indian Restaurant. They were celebrating her dad's 50th. A lot of drink was consumed, and both her dad and my brother had the hottest curry available. They all then spent the night at her parent's house. (He slept on the couch).

Anyway, next morning he wakes up to find that he urgently needs to make a deposit in the porcelain bank, if you get my drift - the curry from the night before is back with a vengance. Problem is, there is only one bathroom... and her dad is in it with the same problem as my brother.

Frantic pounding on the door ensues, but to no avail - her dad can't move because he is copiously releiving himself.

With nothing left to do, my brother has to form a little pouch with his underpants and then do his business. He throws the resulting mess out of a window, only for it to stick on the kitchen window sill.

They all have breakfast -  a good old fashioned fry up to clear their heads. It gets a bit smokey and the window is opened.

The resulting breeze brings with it an overpowering aroma of freshly deposited jobbie.

He gets married in April, to someone else. Think I should mention this in the best man speech? (No, I won't - don't worry!)

5883
Off Topic / What would you say...?
« on: 06 February, 2003, 10:14:53 PM »
If you were going to bunk off your work tomorrow, maybe to head off for the weekend somewhere, what would your excuse be? If illness related, is it better to bugger off early the night before and claim to be ill?

Not that I would do such a thing. Oh no, not me. No way siree. Absolutely not. Never. Uh-uh.

5884
General / What would you say...?
« on: 06 February, 2003, 10:14:53 PM »
If you were going to bunk off your work tomorrow, maybe to head off for the weekend somewhere, what would your excuse be? If illness related, is it better to bugger off early the night before and claim to be ill?

Not that I would do such a thing. Oh no, not me. No way siree. Absolutely not. Never. Uh-uh.

5885
Suggestions / Re: merchandise suggestions......
« on: 05 February, 2003, 03:21:29 PM »
Zenith hair gel

"The Mess" silly putty

A nodding Hogie (just like a nodding dog)

A push-along Dredd fatty

AND OF COURSE...

A retro T.M.O. phone with the dial on the forehead.




5886
General / Re: HOORAY! for Rebellion............
« on: 04 February, 2003, 10:32:16 PM »
I got a copy in December and it was all bent cos it was rammed into a too wee envelope. Boo! But then it was free so, yay!

5887
Help! / Re: Spoiler free Ginger Snaps......
« on: 04 February, 2003, 04:27:24 PM »
Panty poo poos.

It's a werewolf film about some chick who gets hairy, angry and violent during her time of the month. So, what's new?

(I think - it was pretty dull, but there is a definite "she's growing into an adult and having to deal with changes" vibe).

Oh yeah, and the title is a terrible play on words - the main character is called GInger

5888
General / Re: Robo Hunter... the return?......
« on: 03 February, 2003, 03:25:53 PM »
IF there's going to be any return of any character, it should be a continuation of the story. Part of the appeal of 2000ad is that characters age and get killed - if you have a "flashback" story then this element is removed and all that's left tends to be a rehash of an early 80s plot.  (I'm think Strontium Dog here. If the decision is taken that killing Alpha was an editorial mistake then just bring him back, don't fanny around with the continuity). So, either rejuve Sam or have his daughter kick butt, but don't reopen old casebooks.

5889
Off Topic / Re: X-Files/The Lighthouse Family ...
« on: 03 February, 2003, 03:27:37 PM »
Connection? Both are...not very good?

5890
Off Topic / Re: the real reason for the war wi...
« on: 03 February, 2003, 03:31:24 PM »
On the subject of war and Bush - everyone should read "Stupid White Men" by Michael Moore (a book that was nearly banned in the US of A becasue it said bad things, albeit truthful things, about Dubya)

5891
Website and Forum / Re: Twenty questions
« on: 31 January, 2003, 06:02:33 PM »
Is it a hostory of Dredd or something like that?

5892
Off Topic / Re: Big Train... (& Fame)...
« on: 31 January, 2003, 02:59:07 PM »
It's worth watching the first ten minutes of the first episode just so you can see how low TV has become. The lowest common denominator for British telly seems to be an amoeba. Reality TV is public execution for the 21st century. (Check out the film Series 7 - The Contenders for an illustration of both points!)

5893
General / Re: Daleks in the Chatroom...........
« on: 31 January, 2003, 03:40:05 PM »
Well, it's about 10 inches high. You get them in the Gadget Shop for about ?10. I really wanted the remote control one in Forbidden Planet but that was ?60 and too big for my bookcase (it's about eighteen inches tall). Still, you can always dream.

5894
General / Re: Daleks in the Chatroom......
« on: 31 January, 2003, 02:33:04 PM »
I choose it cos my wife got me a plastic Dalek for Christmas. It's really quite fabby (for a plastic piece of tat). You push a button and it speaks in a scarily loud voice ("Exterminate" "You are an ememy of the Daleks" etc).

DALEKS -

No home (or message board) should be without one.

5895
Film & TV / Re: Greatest childrens tv show of ...
« on: 31 January, 2003, 02:59:39 PM »
Dangermouse.

There is no contest.

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