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Re: Get Fact!
« Reply #195 on: 14 March, 2003, 11:36:29 AM »
FACT
the vegetarian society as placed ribena on its list of not acceptable beverages after the disclosure of that the little ribena berrie people in the adverts where in fact real.
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PJ Maybe and I use the same dictionary, live with it.

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« Reply #196 on: 14 March, 2003, 06:10:05 PM »
MATT FACT: My belly button is slightly off centre and 'leans' toward the right side of my body.  I am a freak of nature and will be putting my house on the market to pay for immediate and quite necessary corrective surgery.
Pffft...

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« Reply #197 on: 14 March, 2003, 06:26:08 PM »
Matt - take photos of it & sell them on eBay to raise the money for your surgery.
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« Reply #198 on: 15 March, 2003, 06:24:59 PM »
Wrinkles are caused by tiny little mites that plough their way through the skin, creating tiny furrows as they go.

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« Reply #199 on: 16 March, 2003, 07:27:15 PM »
The Great Fire of London was started by King Charles II’s baker at Pudding Lane when he inadvertently dropped a cigarette down the back of his settee.

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Re: Get Fact!
« Reply #200 on: 17 March, 2003, 10:05:51 PM »
Fact - hopefully this is the 200th post to this thread.
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« Reply #201 on: 17 March, 2003, 10:48:19 PM »
Fact: yes it was.
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Re: Get Fact!
« Reply #202 on: 18 March, 2003, 02:23:46 AM »
Ooh! You deserve a prize for being the 2ooth fact poster Dr X. Would you like a copy of the Doctor Who Graphic Novel "Mark of Mandragora"?

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« Reply #203 on: 18 March, 2003, 02:26:34 AM »
The first lighthouse was built around 280 B.C. in an attempt to stop squid from bumping into swimmers off the coast of Egypt.

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Re: Get Fact!
« Reply #204 on: 18 March, 2003, 03:26:49 PM »
I'll take anything! What do I get if I post another 800 and reach the 1000 mark?
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Re: Get Fact!
« Reply #205 on: 18 March, 2003, 04:41:24 PM »
Karne,

You are most generous.

I bet you have a complete collection of the Big Issue.

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Re: Get Fact!
« Reply #206 on: 18 March, 2003, 08:48:46 PM »
Fact;

I once ate 6 mars bars in half an hour.

karne

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Re: Get Fact!
« Reply #207 on: 19 March, 2003, 02:04:58 AM »
"What do I get if I post another 800 and reach the 1000 mark?"

Ah, it's a HUGE surprise and I'd hate to spoil it for you. You'll just have wait and see (and keep posting ;)).


P.S. Sling me an e-mail with your address on and I'll mail the Dr Who G/N off at the weekend.

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Re: Get Fact!
« Reply #208 on: 19 March, 2003, 02:10:25 AM »
FACT: 'Hospital Porter' is a oxymoron!

"I need at least two more men to move that (Filing cabinet that I shifted on my own with my sack truck in the end). Tits.

rotts apologises to hospital porters who arent lazy, workshy, nomarks witless sense than th chief exec!

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Re: Get Fact!
« Reply #209 on: 19 March, 2003, 02:10:46 AM »
"I bet you have a complete collection of the Big Issue."

I did have, but I donated them all to the local children's hospital so that they could benefit from the sheer thrill power of...er, actually I may have mixed them up with my spare 2K's. No wonder they were all crying.