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Dudley

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You know you've read too much 2000AD when...
« on: 29 November, 2013, 11:26:15 AM »
...you attempt in all seriousness to play "SQUAXX" on a triple word score in Scrabble...

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Re: You know you've read too much 2000AD when...
« Reply #1 on: 29 November, 2013, 11:37:18 AM »
When you read the word magnificent you think 'meknificent' in your head.
It's a joke. I was joking.

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Re: You know you've read too much 2000AD when...
« Reply #2 on: 29 November, 2013, 12:03:21 PM »
When you start saying "grud" instead of god in everyday speech.

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Re: You know you've read too much 2000AD when...
« Reply #3 on: 29 November, 2013, 12:20:23 PM »
You're stopped at a traffic control and you say 'Yes Judge... I mean officer.'

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Re: You know you've read too much 2000AD when...
« Reply #4 on: 29 November, 2013, 12:32:14 PM »
You can't watch a sci-fi film without thinking of a 2000AD story it's similar to.

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Re: You know you've read too much 2000AD when...
« Reply #5 on: 29 November, 2013, 12:46:07 PM »
You refer to stall-sold processed-meats as 'Hotties' and don't understand why people look at you strangely when you say you're going to grab some.  (True story, fact fans). 

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Re: You know you've read too much 2000AD when...
« Reply #6 on: 29 November, 2013, 12:52:14 PM »
You name all your kids after the best-known characters: "Johhny Alpha! Dredd! Nemesis! Halo jones! - your dinner's are gettin' cold !"

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Re: You know you've read too much 2000AD when...
« Reply #7 on: 29 November, 2013, 01:10:12 PM »
Someone or something winds you up and you say to yourself: "Number four cartridge".

You prepare to carve the Sunday roast and shout out: "Boot knife!"

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Re: You know you've read too much 2000AD when...
« Reply #8 on: 29 November, 2013, 01:38:44 PM »
everytime you see two police motercyclist you shout 'Judges!' much to your families ebracement  :-[
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Re: You know you've read too much 2000AD when...
« Reply #9 on: 29 November, 2013, 01:42:26 PM »
you can guess from reading the news which celebrity will appear next as a Mega City Block.

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Re: You know you've read too much 2000AD when...
« Reply #10 on: 29 November, 2013, 01:45:48 PM »
You wonder why there isn't a crappy restaurant chain called T.G.I. Wednesdays

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Re: You know you've read too much 2000AD when...
« Reply #11 on: 29 November, 2013, 01:59:47 PM »
You mentally sentence people when they do something stupid in front of you.

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Re: You know you've read too much 2000AD when...
« Reply #12 on: 29 November, 2013, 02:07:23 PM »
You calendar looks like this:

No prog day | No prog day | No prog day | PROG DAY! | No prog day | No Prog day | No Prog Day
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Re: You know you've read too much 2000AD when...
« Reply #13 on: 29 November, 2013, 02:29:04 PM »
You refer to mince as munce
It's a joke. I was joking.

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Re: You know you've read too much 2000AD when...
« Reply #14 on: 29 November, 2013, 03:38:10 PM »
You insist your kid includes 'over-farming' as a possible cause of extinction in their Dinosaur homework.