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Flippin' 'eck. As I scrolled through that page, I was sure the bit at the bottom said 'Popstar Pink, aka Alan Moore...'

Still taken from Hollywood's latest blockbuster "Let's Fuck Up The Sandman, Because We Can." Shown are the delightful Sand-Family, including Sandboy, Sandkid, Sandgirl, and Sandchild. Not shown, Sanddog, Sandcat, and Sandpet.

But no! Here come the residents of the Dave Letterman Block, asking insightful questions and hosting meaningless TV! Will anyone be spared?

I'm driving with the United Dave Front Of Mopad Owners. Fear my evil wheels of death! Fear them, I say!

"Say, if it isn't my old nemesis... a truck!"


Teary-eyed, crying with laughter brilliance.

Aahh, the things I learnt from M*A*S*H*. The Korean War lasted ten years. Life in the army is zany and fun. Performing surgery is easier when you've drunk your body weight in martinis. And, of course, my all time favourite, whenever you see a moustache on the face of that doctor who was brought in to replace that one who looked like Art Garfunkel, it's stopped being funny and Alan Alda's trying too hard to moralise.

I'm seriously contemplating going to the cinema merely in the hope of catching this bad boy on the big screen. Belgium, it's good.

Link: http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/gamucci-micro-electronic-cigarette/index.html" target="_blank">Dr McCrazy's Electronic Cigarette

A good rule of thumb is 'if it's from the Onion, it's definitely fiction'.

Number 42's simple when you think about it...

That quiz is destroying my day!

God, that's weird.

Thanks, Art. Now I won't be able to close my eyes for days. Eeeeeeerrrugh.

that catchy but very short Blur song, SOng 2:

I got my head checked
By a trembochet

It`s supposed to be jumbo jet, but it sure sounds like trembochet to me. No I don`t know what trembochet means (device for checking Damon Albarn`s head I suppose)


Shit! It's Jumbo Jet? I always thought it was Damon Albarn getting his head shaved by some bloke called 'Itchy Mochay'.

WarGames 2?

I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or wet my pants while simultaneously laughing and crying.