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Messages - SamuelAWilkinson

#1921
General / Re: Giant Robots!
27 May, 2005, 01:52:37 AM
I'm sorry. I have to say this.

Polar bears beat robots hands down. You modern man, with your science and your big stompy robots. Do YOU have the power to swim around eating fish under-frickin'-water, eat a secret CIA thing and whup the asses of, like, a ship full of Russians, an angry CIA guy and half the Inuit population? Do you? DO YOU?


Polar bears do.
#1922
General / Re: greastest death of a character...
16 February, 2006, 09:55:48 PM
Well, it wasn't really her dying, which was a shame, but the Hershey-bot's death scene in Revenge of the Chief Judge's Man was pretty good.
#1923
General / Re: I'm a Barbie Girl / In A Barbi...
23 June, 2006, 06:29:32 PM
I was only.... Twenty-four hours from Tulsaaaaaaaa!
Only.... one day away from your arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrms!
#1924
Off Topic / Re: ... und es kommt doch auf die...
05 October, 2005, 03:58:45 AM
"When opening a new tin of Tuna, should I drain the brine first?"


No. Always open the tin first.
#1925
Off Topic / Re: The Worst Thread Ever............
28 September, 2005, 12:23:54 AM
Now, you see, the thing I have against THAT kind of shebang isn't the fact that you're never, ever, in a gazillion years going to get an iPod.

It's that there's a chuffing great asterisk after "FREE" without relating to a footnote about how the word "FREE" is used in a non-standard sense. Sod the law or the rules of morality, someone should sue them under the rules of common grammar.
#1926
Off Topic / Re: The Worst Thread Ever............
28 September, 2005, 12:08:40 AM
As if I don't get enough of those links in me mailbox everyday, you scamp.
#1927
Off Topic / Re: The Worst Thread Ever............
19 September, 2005, 02:22:00 AM
That's assuming that both things ar things of the same ilk. If the small big thing was a small big lobster and the big small thing was a big small wallaby-infested block of flats, then the small big thing would be smaller.

No-one specified that the label 'thing' was attached to the same object in both cases.
#1928
Off Topic / Re: The Worst Thread Ever............
19 September, 2005, 01:43:14 AM
What about a small big thing in comparison to a big small thing?
#1929
Off Topic / Re: Arrrrr! 19th September be........
19 September, 2007, 11:19:53 AM
Yarrr, 'tis that special time o' year again, me buckos.
#1930
Off Topic / Re: Does anybody want to look at w...
29 May, 2008, 06:35:59 PM
Peace, brothers.http://www.celebritynewsuk.com/pics/myleene_klass/myleene_klass_2.jpg">
#1931
Off Topic / Re: Does anybody want to look at w...
25 May, 2007, 08:53:18 AM
And they even managed to find two copies...
#1932
Off Topic / Re: Does anybody want to look at w...
16 April, 2005, 12:02:45 AM
Is this bloody thread back again?

Google image search for "womens underware" produces this:http://www.qksrv.net/click-136139-8275496">
#1933
Off Topic / Re: Toast
21 June, 2005, 05:06:43 AM
Hah, you all lose. Here's my recipie for Ultimate Cholesterol Toast Monsters:

When you finish a loaf, you'll undoubtedly have a pair of crusty ends left over that you're unsure what to do with. Drop 'em in the toaster on a low setting.

While you're doing that, chop an onion and fry to your taste. Stick two (or four, if you're feeling adventurous) rashers of bacon under the grill. I'd reccomend a George Foreman, though it'll work with a regular one.

The toast should have popped up by now, ever so slightly brown and starting to cool. Butter the bready side. Butter it liberally.

Place fried onions in the dip in the bread caused by toasting. Take the bacon, and divide between your bits of toast.

Here's the important bit. Put your toast on/under the grill, but don't apply heat yet. Instead, throw all the grated cheese in the world over it. Seriously, tons. You shouldn't even be able to see what's underneath it.

Close the grill.

Wait until you can see the cheese dripping liberally down on to the gunk tray (if you're using a George) or you could just look with a regular grill. It needs be deliciously brown.

Eat.

Apologise to your arteries.

Spend half the day cleaning a million tons of crap off your precious George Foreman.
#1934
I'm reminded of a Douglas Adams quote:

"...people in punts happily shouted at each other to fuck off..."
#1935
General / Re: Q & A
06 June, 2006, 07:27:39 PM
I expect someone does.


What's with the spate of zombie threads suddenly looming around the board?