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Messages - SamuelAWilkinson

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Off Topic / Re: The Annual Xmas I-Spy Thread!
« on: 22 December, 2009, 05:49:38 PM »
Brocolli?

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Off Topic / Re: The Annual Xmas I-Spy Thread!
« on: 21 December, 2009, 03:30:38 PM »
Commando Forces takes the prize. Scissors it is.

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Off Topic / The Annual Xmas I-Spy Thread!
« on: 21 December, 2009, 02:01:42 PM »
Nobody else seems to have kicked this one off, so I thought I'd shoulder the heavy burden and bring joy and relief to those of us still idly dossing off at our desks.

I spy, with my appropriately-sized optical orb, something beginning with 'S'.

It's on my desk, to give you a clue.

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Off Topic / Re: What's you claim to fame?
« on: 15 December, 2009, 10:45:02 PM »
Y'know, I'm sure this one's come up on the board before. But never mind, prepare to be assaulted (possibly again) with the hearty blast of my brushes with fame!

When I was a kid, I walked past the Chuckle Brothers outside my village post office.

When I was about 18, I stood behind Richard Whitely in a bus stop queue. When the bus arrived, though, he ducked out of the queue and went into a nearby chippy instead.

More recently, I've shared a lift with Peter Andre, been in the same cafeteria as Des Lynam and passed Susie Dent out of off'f Countdown's Dictionary Corner in a corridor.

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Website and Forum / Re: This user is currently ignored
« on: 10 December, 2009, 10:16:13 AM »
This user is currently awesome.

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General / Re: 2000AD: A dying comic for middle-aged saddos?
« on: 10 December, 2009, 10:04:10 AM »
Ah, tits. I'm away from the board for a few days and when I get back I'm suddenly informed that I'm a) due to die at the age of 48 and b) not as awesome-cool as I thought I was. Puts a right crimp in your day, that.

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Off Topic / Re: Annoying Americanisms
« on: 05 December, 2009, 03:29:15 PM »
Mike, did you just double post solely in order to double post?

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Film & TV / Re: Favorite Doctor Who
« on: 03 December, 2009, 09:49:15 PM »
McCoy for me, who was indeed the Doctor of my youth.

Least favourite is Tennant, though I think that's not so much his fault as the bounder Davies's.

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Off Topic / Re: Who Loves Orange Soda?
« on: 03 December, 2009, 06:25:56 PM »
The greatest pies in the world are made by the wonderful geniuses at Pieminister. Check them out at all good festivals, on the interwebs, a stall on Covent Garden Market now and then and, most excitingly of all, your local fucking Waitrose.

Go, eat one now, thank me later.

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Off Topic / Re: Life is riddled with a procession of minor impediments
« on: 14 November, 2009, 11:13:37 PM »
Seriously, who the fuck actually wears gloves?

Gentlemen of style and taste, dear Godpleton. Perhaps that's why you're not aware of the phenomenon.

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Off Topic / Re: Life is riddled with a procession of minor impediments
« on: 13 November, 2009, 07:10:13 PM »
It's been such a busy week, and we make so little rubbish in our house, that we forgot to empty the bins this week and put the rubbish out. Good job we're vegetarian non-smokers, or there'd be quite a stink by the back door by next Friday.

You think that's bad; here in Leeds, the binmen have been on strike since July.

Yep, you read that right. I certainly support their demands, but that doesn't stop me considering buying some kind of nose filter for the walk to work.

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Film & TV / Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP
« on: 12 November, 2009, 05:55:22 PM »
  Yes he's on a mission but it helps that Artoo has been on Tatooine before.

Yeah, but so has Threepio.

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Film & TV / Re: Clash of the Titans - Teaser
« on: 11 November, 2009, 11:56:29 AM »
Ok now that looks great. That said is it my imagination or is Gemma Arterton currently in every film being made???

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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General / Re: Lawyers in Mega-City 1
« on: 09 November, 2009, 08:13:24 PM »
314 was introduced in a Kenny Who story wasn't he? The one with the Hoolie.

I could be wrong, but didn't he appear earlier than that as Orlok's advocate?

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Off Topic / Re: I don't understand the appeal of...
« on: 09 November, 2009, 08:11:49 PM »
Pshaw! Gavin and Stacey is wonderful. Just because it doesn't feature stompy robots and explosions, doesn't mean it can't still be funny.

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