Django Zoon: The Straightener

[Peter Wolf]

I was just going to say that was a nasty comment that was totally unjustified.

Secure that shit Godpleton !!

I have been reading 2 or 3 chapters and i think it reads very well.Its bad luck to wish good luck so i wont.I also read about your knee job and i can relate to it as i lost all the skin on my knees and i was incapacitated for 3 months [no bending of knees] while the skin regenerated.

[Roger Godpleton]

I would like to apologise for my terrible behaviour and to anyone who has recently died in a fire. I recently had a dream in which I broke a toddler's nose with my knee. This dream actually happened and it's not just some kerrazy thing I made up.

[House of Usher]

I had a dream where 4 chickens belonging to a neighbour got into the garden of my grandmother's house, and then the cockerel followed them in but failed to exert any influence on them to make them go back next door. I had another dream immediately after where a seagull flew into my bedroom and walked across the duvet on the bed and dropped onto the floor. I persuaded it to stand on a tupperware box with a blue lid and ferried it over to the window, whereupon I tipped it outside and instead of taking flight it dropped like a stone onto the old-fashioned rubber lid of a dustbin stood on the ground below. I didn't see it flying after that. It just seemed to sort of make its way on foot to wherever it was going.

[Roger Godpleton]

I once had a dream where someone loved me.

[Bouwel]

"What dreams may come".
Interesting film, great visuals...shame Robin Williams really wasn't killed to star in it though.

-Bouwel-

[TordelBack]

I once had a dream where someone loved me

Was it worth the extra laundry?

[LARF]

Sorry but you're writing porn - not sci-fi - maybe you should approach Playboy, Razzle or some other spank mag and leave us alone.

[Jobo Pooks]

Hey! People wanted to play so I played back. If people can't take a joke they shouldn't dish them out, sad fuckers.  

Stay cool guys and try not to take things so personally  

[Jobo Pooks]

Sorry but you're writing porn - not sci-fi - maybe you should approach Playboy, Razzle or some other spank mag and leave us alone.

If you had the reading ability of a 5 year old you would read further and discover that it is in fact sci fi/ horror/ dark humour, but hey, give me a shout when you finished fucking "spot the dog" and "John and Jane play"


I blame the fucking parents!  

[Richmond Clements]

Go away.

[Satanist]

Hello All,
I'm writing some one handed reading material and would love you to give it a go and wank off to it. If its not your thing then fuck off you sad, cretinous inadequates!

Is this really how you break into a writing gig cos it seems quite easy.

[Jobo Pooks]

Hello All,
I'm writing some one handed reading material and would love you to give it a go and wank off to it. If its not your thing then fuck off you sad, cretinous inadequates!

Is this really how you break into a writing gig cos it seems quite easy.

  I rest my case!

[Jobo Pooks]

[LARF]

I've not had the pleasure of adding anyone to my 'foes' list until today...

[Jobo Pooks]

I've not had the pleasure of adding anyone to my 'foes' list until today...

So you're battle hardened eh?